by trinell05 » Mar 6th, '11, 03:25
Studioleaks isn't working so I have to stalk you guys for a few minutes.
I would like to point out that I think this thread is extremely racist. And I realized on 8 Mile that Eminem decided to fuck Brittany Murphy. Papa Doc had a sexy black female as his bitch. HOWEVER, because Eminem beat Papa Doc at the end, it is implied that black women will always end up with a sorry ass losing n.igga who still lives with his parents. Brittany Murphy is on team winning. I think that shit was pretty harsh and I'm hurt by Eminem's little jabs at black women in the movie. He sees a picture of a beautiful black family in a house that used to look a whole lot better than the trailer he was living in at time, and what does he do? He lets his white buddy set the house on fire. Pure racism. Like burning crosses or some shit. And his uncle Tom friends in the movie cheer on the burning while him and his white Princess get all steamy with each other in the light of the blaze. They even have a little black whore that they pass around to each other. Disgusting. Black women don't deserve shit like that.
And let's not even talk about the extreme racism in his love songs. I'll save that for when my carpal tunnel isn't so bad. I could write a novel about Eminem's shady ways.
And women cannot parallel park, so this thread shouldn't even exist. Women have no depth perception, and that's just part of our genetic makeup or some shit Jesus did when he got angry one night when his sandwich didn't have tomatoes on it. I like to make sandwiches. When I do, I put mayonnaise, even though black people aren't even allowed to eat it, tomatoes, onions, bell peppers and cheese. I slice all of those myself, except for the mayonnaise. It's also important to put chips on the plate because a sandwich without chips shows that you are incapable of being useful. And after you serve the meal, you must make sure to wash all of the dishes. It's unacceptable to let the remnants of processed cheese sit on the knife overnight. It's hard to scrub off after sitting for such a long period of time. And please don't forget the drink. Ice is a plus. If you don't have ice, you are unacceptable for not having ice cubes. I personally like to freeze mint leaves in the ice because it looks classy.
And the most important thing about being a woman is to not assume that one things causes another just because it's there. Causal relationships weaken a woman's intelligence because...well it makes her look stupid. Just because there's lipstick on his collar, it doesn't mean he's cheating. The most likely reason is that you put it there. That's like saying that if a bunch of people are chewing gum and they all get into a car accident, that the gum caused the accident. Um, no. That's not true. Installing those radars on the traffic lights that flash when you red a light cause more rear-end collisions than anything. They cause more accidents than women. I know this because when I see those cameras, I brake hard when the light turns yellow. I don't want a ticket because they cost like $75 dollars and I use that money to pay for my condiments for my amazing sandwiches.
So...I think women should just be safe because once we leave the kitchen, all kinds of horrible shit is bound to go down. And if you think I'm crazy, just look at Eminem's last car accident. Remember who caused it? A fucking pregnant woman with all of her hormones hanging out and braking hard at an intersection.
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