The ¡OFFICIAL! Ask Mastire A Question Thread?

[slimshadylappin]

Is it a good decision to skip college just to spend more time on your art and follow your ambitions in the music business?

Not if your as good as you are

[Satire]

Is it a good decision to skip college just to spend more time on your art and follow your ambitions in the music business?

Take the direction that you think life has tilted you in then mix it with your where your mind & heart is set out to and make a decision based on that. In the end, we're all just looking for a place to be.

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[ThomasAguanis]

Why am I so awesome yet so unappreciated ?

[Kez]

Why am I so awesome yet so unappreciated ?

cause I aint seen you posting here for like a year lmao, what do you expect

[Satire]

Why am I so awesome yet so unappreciated ?

Because this is the new generation of TR where everybody's idea of an amazing poster is FreeSpeech. If you posted more and spread your awesome opinion out to more eyes, more people would begin to appreciate the awesomeness of it. When people see you post, they say "Oh, that was a good post. How refreshing". When EminemBase first started posting on this site, people were too busy being amazed by the length of his posts to appreciate him as a poster. The key to admiration in a forum community is consistence.

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[Block]

I just took a massive shit and it felt fucking awesome.


Why are my opinions held in such high esteem?

[Satire]

Why are my opinions held in such high esteem?

Because they're usually right, in my book.

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[ThomasAguanis]

Hmm. That's pretty good advice.

Why haven't I shaved? My facial hair is way too long right now...

[Satire]

Hmm. That's pretty good advice.

Why haven't I shaved? My facial hair is way too long right now...

If you want an easy reason, it's probably because your lazy. If you want some deep reflective reason that makes you contemplate your character, maybe it's because

A.) You are hurting from something. You're wearing your beard (or mustache) like a scar to make a statement that you're not completely happy with life, and you will only shave your facial hair once you feel you have truly fulfilled your goals and reached the "destination" you've wanted to be placed in.

B.) You're trying to build a contrast to society by showing that you don't care about your physical form, but still try to fit in and make something of yourself. You're the odd one out, different, but realistic. You look like a bum but still have a place to go and things to say that should be heard. I always believed this is why Eyedea has his beard and hair fully grown out in the video of his single off of his last album "Smile".

[SajN]

Why is Maybe in love with me?

[DƎRDYPK]

where's my fucking genesis?

[Satire]

How can I get my band members to record their parts of songs? I keep pumping out music and they're lazy.

If it's a serious band, give them an ultimatum. The only way to move forward as a group is to keep everybody on the same page. You're ready to get it done, you're ready to record. Tell them if they're not, you'll find someone who is.

If it's your friends, I dunno. Bribe them or something.

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[Satire]

Why is Maybe in love with me?

He doesn't. He actually just feels bad that your name is in a different hue from his now. We actually laugh about you and crack jokes while you're gone.

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[Satire]

where's my fucking genesis?

Someone broke into your house and sold it to the nearest thrift shop for some easy cash. Check there, and if it's not there, check your closet, and if it's not there, buy a bundle off Ebay for 30 bucks. Try and get a good deal on shipping.

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[Satire]

why doesn't anyone accept that I changed, and rose up from the regular stan who copies opinions and developped an opionion of my own??

I'm going to let this week's Psychiatrist Room intern Master Chief handle this case. This one is a little strange.