Satire Presents A Topic About Friendship

[LordRain777]

At first I thought option one but after I thought about it for a while I would actually go with option 2. I would rather have 3 close friends than a bunch of fake friends, but i would rather have a bunch of fake friends than have 3 friends that all die. With option one I would have to deal with my only friends dying and by the end of high school i would have nothing, at least with option 2 I would end with something and wouldn't have all of my friends get eaten alive by kitties.

[VenomBlackViper]

I'd take option 2, then i'd take full advantage of it. I'd fuck bitches at school every day & take home a shit ton of drugs for free from the dealers that i'm cool with. Then i'd just get high, watch movies & eat taco bell at home. Although then summers would suck.

LOL both of these options are depressing as fuck when you think about it.

[Devil'sAdvocate]

i have 5 Real Friends who i am sure will take a bullet for me,whom all but one happen to not be at my school,im like an option 2 at school,im the prankster and the funny guy and i get in to loads of fights,i stay expeled because i make fun of the teachers,yes im awesome.

[Kez]

I'm severely dissapointed that this thread has no ponies in it.

[zedzero27]

I must be older than a lot of you guys

a lot of people who I know who were option two have very sad lives now.

I'm not gonna prech to anyone
because I didn't listen to a damn thing anyone tried telling me while I was growing up.

but, let me just say this;

1. everything is obvious in retrospect
2. with age comes wisdom

but, hey, to each their own.

[Blu]

I'd take option 2, then i'd take full advantage of it. I'd fuck bitches at school every day & take home a shit ton of drugs for free from the dealers that i'm cool with. Then i'd just get high, watch movies & eat taco bell at home. Although then summers would suck.

LOL both of these options are depressing as fuck when you think about it.

Oh damn that's smart. I'd take option 2 then!