I BROKE MY PENIS! [Certified Terrible Thread]

[Snakebeast]

Lez mak luv

[CanadaPure]

I'm gonna show you my one eyed trouser snake, Snake.

[Snakebeast]

Oh boy! I get to meet another one of my kind? Yayyyy

[CanadaPure]

He spits though, be careful.

[Snakebeast]

He spits though, be careful.

Maybe I should rub his back a bit to get it all out. Then he'll get better

[CanadaPure]

It's warm and sticky when he spits.

[Snakebeast]

Is it good for me?

[CanadaPure]

It's good for your hair and skin.

[Snakebeast]

So what should I do with it?

[CanadaPure]

Swallow.

[Snakebeast]

Okay thanks for the health advice, CP! Much appreciated.

[CanadaPure]

You're welcome.

[Snakebeast]

I had an awesome time on TR when registration was down for a while. All of these new members are WOAT.

Fixed.

[CanadaPure]

That was the most disgusting line I heard from Em in a long time.

Em's Crack A Bottle verse >


The OP is gayer than the exchange CP and Snake just had tbh.

I had an awesome time on TR when registration was down for a while. Some of these new members are WOAT.

You still lud me doe

[CanadaPure]

Dwamn right.