Official Pick up lines thread (Bigray and Pimps Get in here)

[Solace]

Off-topic? You head to a club and tell a girl that you're a young jew and they're all over you. Shalom to my bone.

[yung rom]

Off-topic smh

yung rom needs disciprine

so is "descriprine" an intentional jab at the accent of your ethnicity or am I being racist.

Anyway, on topic,

At school, I decided to conduct an experiment to see whether people were more likely to give me their number if I politely asked for it or if I just said "Girl, can I get yo digits???" Unsurprisingly, the funnier, livelier people were fine with giving me their "digits," while if I wanted to get a popular girl's number, I had to ask politely, because they were apparently shyer around weirder yet strikingly handsome kids.

At the end, I got everyone's number anyway because I'm the greatest. Except this one girl's, because she lied about the number. I later texted "will you go out with me" to the number and became involved in a strange yet wonderful relationship with a local printing company for the following three months.

[TheVipBro]

Has anyone ever got the "i don't give my number out to strangers" ? I don't quite remember but i may have gotten it.
My normalest line was probably on the bus
Some girl sat beside me and i said
Vip: what time is it?
Her: *gives time lol*
Vip: so where you going?

We just talked while on the bus and curiously got off on the same stop and went our seperate ways lol i was young tho 14, i remember she was 19 so i never really did call cuz it would've been weird

[Notalius]

"It's my birthday"

[shadyblogger]

"It's my birthday"

You twisted bastard

[DetroitSkills]

"does this rag smell weird" worked fine on my girlfriend tbh.

[Devil'sAdvocate]

"Bigray sent me."

Instant threesome with two hairy Arab dudes

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"Yes."

"I have a math test."

"What?"

"I thought we were naming things we're going to cheat on"


Legitimately used this in a club one time

tbh, i was once in a bar and i walked over to grab my plate of chilli cheese fries, some girl glanced at me grabbing the plate so i asked ' ya like cheese' and she replied ' yes i do' and i said 'wanna join me and my friend' and she brought over her other 2 friends and did.

[shadyblogger]

You're a 9 out of 10 and I'm the 1 you need

[Mr Evil]

Ooohh girl, you're so hot I bet you could light my cigarette with your asshole

Boom boom boom boom, I want to rape your womb. Let's spend the night together, while I finger your placenta

^they've worked for me

[Raul]

You're a 9 out of 10 and I'm the 1 you need

[shadyblogger]

Eva, you da best. pretty damn hot girl and with a strong personality, great voice lol and intelligence. you're one of the few friends I gained from this board and I lud u. if you ever get sad about anything, remember that a dude from a poverty state in a south america country thinks you're amazing

Lol

[cement]

i get the grills with my sausage

[shadyblogger]

i get the grills with my sausage

I get the sausage with my grills.... Wait

[Sea triscuit]

Do you like to draw? Cause I put the D in raw

[Raul]

nice 1 horse