What was the fattest nut you ever busted?

[Jason M.]

I didn't bust at all my first time.

Same.

My fattest nut was kinda recently.. I went like 1 month without fappin, and I haven't had sex for months and I saw my ex. One thing led to another and she gave me head.

Busted the fattest one in her mouth, her face was priceless. (I warned her doe so it was not against her will) but damn lol.

Did you last like... 0,4 seconds?

[CanadaPure]

My first time was great because I slipped out, didn't notice, and fucking bent my dick on her leg. That shit hurt.

[Elision]

I almost cried my first time.

you fucking would

[Raul]

Damn...

[CanadaPure]

My first time was great because I slipped out, didn't notice, and fucking bent my dick on her leg. That shit hurt.

You've told this story so many times I'm starting to think you're proud of it

I am.

[Mr Evil]

Was when I was about 10 or 11, I was watching some porn scene in a film and just touched my dick and it blew. I didn't even know wtf was happening.

When I'm drunk it takes me about 20 minutes to bust lol

[shadyblogger]

Was when I was about 10 or 11, I was watching some porn scene in a film and just touched my dick and it blew. I didn't even know wtf was happening.

When I'm drunk it takes me about 20 minutes to bust lol

Damn lol

[DetroitSkills]

Was when I was about 10 or 11, I was watching some porn scene in a film and just touched my dick and it blew. I didn't even know wtf was happening.

When I'm drunk it takes me about 20 minutes to bust lol

fattest not fastest

[CanadaPure]

you fucking would

You still on this shit? Fucking hell.

Sorry I couldn't provide pics of the girl I fucked as well.

Pics of u balls deep or else ur a lying homosex

[CanadaPure]

I'm going to need a pic of your bent dick u somohex

only if u send me a pic of ur dick first u fucking gaffot just so i can see if u r straight or not be4 i sent u dick pics yee

[DetroitSkills]

I'm going to need a pic of your bent dick u somohex

only if u send me a pic of ur dick first u fucking gaffot just so i can see if u r straight or not be4 i sent u dick pics yee

Cp still owes me pics back after i sent hairy anoose shots

[Mr Evil]

Was when I was about 10 or 11, I was watching some porn scene in a film and just touched my dick and it blew. I didn't even know wtf was happening.

When I'm drunk it takes me about 20 minutes to bust lol

fattest not fastest

In that case I don't have a clue

[mdemaz]

The earliest I can remember fapping was when I was like 5.

I didn't produce sperm until I was like 12, and the fattest nut I busted was in 2012 after not fapping for 4 weeks because I was on vacation with my ex and she had her parents over.

[Mr Evil]

The earliest I can remember fapping was when I was like 5.

I didn't produce sperm until I was like 12, and the fattest nut I busted was in 2012 after not fapping for 4 weeks because I was on vacation with my ex and she had her parents over.

Goddamn man! Fapping at 5? Lol

[Elision]

you fucking would

You still on this shit? Fucking hell.

Sorry I couldn't provide pics of the girl I fucked as well.

... what here indicates that I'm looking for proof of anything?

I almost cried my first time.

you fucking would

you're seriously the most reachy member i've come across on any forum. how anybody believes you with regards to any subject is beyond me. and you know what tells me I was right about your whole 'my-friend-died-is-why-I-threw-a-fit' fiasco? It's been 8 months since and you still manage to find a way to squeeze it into literally every single interaction we have. If I was wrong you would've written me off a long time ago (or, y'know, provided a fucking obituary, name, picture anything to give us a reason to believe you aside from a fit you threw the night before). And don't give me this "it's private" bullshit because you bring it up every opportunity you get.

edit: and i was trying to be cool with you too is what gets to me the most