The ¡OFFICIAL! Ask Mastire A Question Thread?

[Master Chief]

@ MC noggerton vs. macdaddy vs. mahmoud

When are we going to go back to our "next" metaphors, it's what separated us from the rest of these clonies.

Other than any phase of Eminem, who has your favorite delivery in Hip Hop?

Name a couple Stans in the Eminem section that piss you off.

Outside of anything in the Encore/Straight From The Vault Era, what are some songs from Eminem that you didn't like?

Who would you like to see make a question thread next? My vote goes to Block.

Do you see you and class making up any time in the future?

Mahmoud. It's not even close. And that is most definitely fucking saying something.

I'll see what I can come up with. I honestly think I'm out of metaphors/similies for "Next" so we need a new concept.

Tech N9ne, Royce or Copywrite.

J(#), shady-buc, SoldierShady, xnoxiousx. There's more but I don't wanna put too much thought into this.

Fack which is the only Eminem song I know of that is not in my iPod. Worst by far. My 1st Single is literally Lose Yourself next to Fack (I semi-enjoy My 1st Single). The "1-800 I'm a dick-sucker, I'd love to suck a dick" and "circle jerk" lines are LOL worthy. Fack is 2006 which isn't really any Era so I hope it counts. If not, then I guess I have no other songs to hate.

Block or dR3.

Not really. I don't really give a shit about him. We might not dislike each other someday but I highly, highly and find it almost impossible that we'll be "friends" or acquiantances even.

[Master Chief]

@MC Hottest girl of all time in your opinion?

Would you cheat on someone you've been dating for a while & really have a future with for the girl you find to be the hottest of all time? Don't tell me they're the same person be realistic here.

@Both of you What do you think of the fact that I have Mahmoud on my Facebook?

Amanda Crew.

Depends on the circumstances. If things are real bad and I believe I'm stuck in a point of no return then yes. If things are good and I have extremely strong feelings for her then no, I guess. If I just like the girl and there's nothing else to it then yes.

Awkward.

[Mahmoud48]

This question was probably already answered but.....
How old are you?

Also how old do u think I am?

[Satire]

This question was probably already answered but.....
How old are you?

Older than Master Chief.

[Satire]

Also how old do u think I am?

From your videos and facial features, you look like you're supposed to be older but are very short. I'd say 16-18. My bet is on 17. If you're not in that age range I'll be very surprised.

[Mahmoud48]

Also how old do u think I am?

From your videos and facial features, you look like you're supposed to be older but are very short. I'd say 16-18. My bet is on 17. If you're not in that age range I'll be very surprised.

I turned 16 this month
I wasn't expecting u to be close

[Master Chief]

How old are you?

Also how old do u think I am?

16. In other words, the same age as Satire.

The same age as me and Satire.

@Satire, you and VBV live in the same state. Sleep-over?

[Satire]

How old are you?

Also how old do u think I am?

16. In other words, the same age as Satire.

The same age as me and Satire.

@Satire, you and VBV live in the same state. Sleep-over?

He lives in California, right?

I moved at the end of last year.

[dead prez]

Would you two fuck each other for a million dollars?

Were you serious when you said this thread had something to do with the deep dark secrets of the human condition?

Satire whose skin are you wearing in that avatar?

Are you spraying partially masticated cake on the computer screen right now?

Do you appreciate me contributing to this thread?

[Master Chief]

He lives in California, right?

I moved at the end of last year.

Yes.

What state do you live in? Answer this one, it's not even a key/important/personal question.

[Satire]

Would you two fuck each other for a million dollars?

No. He's like Mexican and tbh I would blow away my half of the million dollars quick. The only thing I would have left is Master Chief never having the strength to look me in the face again, awkward moments, nightmares, shit memories and a thousand new ways to be insulted if anybody ever found out.

Were you serious when you said this thread had something to do with the deep dark secrets of the human condition?

I don't remember anyone ever saying this but if someone did then yes.

Satire whose skin are you wearing in that avatar?

Eyedea's.

Are you spraying partially masticated cake on the computer screen right now?

coffee.

Do you appreciate me contributing to this thread?

Yes, I do. I feel like the only reason you never post in this thread is because of the association of Master Chief

What state do I live in? I'll give you a hint, it's near California.

[VenomBlackViper]

@MC he lives in Cali, probably one of those rich, nerdy Orange County Asians or one of those college students at UCLA or UC Davis that has their relatives talking loudly in the library & doing laundry. How close was I Satire?

[Satire]

@MC he lives in Cali, probably one of those rich, nerdy Orange County Asians or one of those college students at UCLA or UC Davis that has their relatives talking loudly in the library & doing laundry. How close was I Satire?

Not at all.

[VenomBlackViper]

I think deep down Satire despises being Asian tbh.

[Master Chief]

Would you two fuck each other for a million dollars?

Were you serious when you said this thread had something to do with the deep dark secrets of the human condition?

Satire whose skin are you wearing in that avatar?

Are you spraying partially masticated cake on the computer screen right now?

Do you appreciate me contributing to this thread?

No. Asian chicks are ugly and at the bottom of the female food chain. Exceptions exist though. Imagine a transvestite Asian shemale. That's awful. Now, if we increase the millions, a possibility exists.

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I have no Eyedea.

Are you trying to be clever by saying "MASTicated"? Anyways, I'm gonna assume this is a fancy way of saying "cum" so I'm gonna go ahead and say yes.

Yes. But, I'm sorry for Satire that my presence in this thread is ruining Satire's chances of more diction questions.