The ¡OFFICIAL! Ask Mastire A Question Thread?

[Satire]

I have no Eyedea.

I gave out a small chuckle.

[dead prez]

Fine I'll bombard you questions since you keep my thread alive, so I guess I have to return the favor.

Did you unironically celebrate 4/20?

What's it like getting pantzed at graduation?

Are you compensating for something?

Do you believe Eli Roth is talented?

Why does Royce like it in the ass?

Are you a straightedge?

Provincetown or San Francisco?

Would you call yourself a Ron Paul supporter?

Tech N9ne or Dzk?

Did you ever give Merzbow a listen?

Do you agree with Embase's outlook on being a "stan", and do you consider him one?

How late did you stay up on the night before Emma Watson's 18th birthday?

Will I ever be as awesome as Zephos?

Do you think anyone will take you seriously after tonight?

Does my avatar piss you off?

[Master Chief]

Did you unironically celebrate 4/20?

No. I have never done drugs. But, since I'm a curious bastard and my best friend is an ex-pothead it will happen.

What's it like getting pantzed at graduation?

Never happened since I haven't reached my Senior year yet. But, I've pantzed so many fucking times that it disgusts me. It feels weird and a bit embarassing if it's in public but if it's only with your circle of friends, you just laugh, shake your head and say "fuck you" with a slight smile on your face.

Are you compensating for something?

Not really.

Do you believe Eli Roth is talented?

No, Asher Roth sucks so it would only be logical that his siblings suck too.

Why does Royce like it in the ass?

Because Royce is such a badass that even after getting fucked in the ass by Marshall, he's still the same G that will beat the living shit out of every rapper you like.

Are you a straightedge?

Question mark (?).

Provincetown or San Francisco?

San Fran.

Would you call yourself a Ron Paul supporter?

Hmm....

Tech N9ne or Dzk?

Tech N9ne, no contest. Flow, delivery, mic presence, production, hooks, charisma, and maybe rhyming all go to Tech N9ne.

Did you ever give Merzbow a listen?

...

Do you agree with Embase's outlook on being a "stan", and do you consider him one?

Not at all. I think he takes it too literally. I consider myself a Stan but I'm not obsessed with Eminem or talk about Em 24/7. I just like 97% of his music and get super excited at any news about him. That's pretty much a Stan.

How late did you stay up on the night before Emma Watson's 18th birthday?

Until 13:68 FM.

Will I ever be as awesome as Zephos?

No, you will never be as awesome as us.

Do you think anyone will take you seriously after tonight?

What's gonna happen to me tonight?

Does my avatar piss you off?

Yes, take it off. It sucks. Orange is a horrible color.

[Satire]

Did you unironically celebrate 4/20?

I haven't smoked in so long it's not even funny.

What's it like getting pantzed at graduation?

I wouldn't know, but I'll just assume this happened to you in which case I'd imagine it's either embarrassing, annoying, or hilarious depending on your relationship to whoever executed the task.

Are you compensating for something?

I'm just trying to help this unsure smiley out so it can finally come to a conclusion on what it's final thoughts are :

Do you believe Eli Roth is talented?

I haven't seen a single movie with him in it, including Inglourious Basterds.

Why does Royce like it in the ass?

To prove that nobody is as hard as him through evaluation.

Are you a straightedge?

lolno. More like deficient.

Provincetown or San Francisco?

I have a sister who lives in San Francisco, so I guess there.

Would you call yourself a Ron Paul supporter?

Whatever Master Chief says.

Tech N9ne or Dzk?

DZK is good but his music bores me after a while. As fun as listening to someone yell into my ear with that hollow-angry voice speaking about how they can "murder very well" can be, his voice becomes monotonous after a certain span of listening and because of his lack of an album I don't feel like his content is focused enough to hold my attention. Tech isn't some artistic genius but his skill set is nothing short of amazing and he knows how to make extremely listenable music.

Did you ever give Merzbow a listen?

I did when you posted him in General Music. His songs make me lol.

Do you agree with Embase's outlook on being a "stan", and do you consider him one?

Nas polarized the term by calling Jay-Z a Stan, and I doubt that he fit the description that Bass is setting for it so no, I don't. When someone fits the description that EmBass lays out, I call them a blind Stan, but I consider 70%-80% of this forum Stans, including myself even if I don't show it.

How late did you stay up on the night before Emma Watson's 18th birthday?

When was this?

Will I ever be as awesome as Zephos?

Umm....in two years, maybe. You're actually mellowing out as of late so I doubt you'd ever evolve into that type of member but if you worked on embedding wit into your arguments you'd be something reminiscent of what I saw.

Do you think anyone will take you seriously after tonight?

Nope.

Does my avatar piss you off?

No but I can't say that I envy it. You took 3 steps back, mayne.

[Satire]

Master Chief, why does diction think I'm fat? He's making me feel insecure.

[dead prez]

I never said you were fat, just I'm starting to think you're relatively unattractive.

How much can you bench?

What's your 40?

Killahbee or Slim Fiasco?

Killahbee or Stillmatic?

HHD or backstage?

Do you like my this or that questions?

[Xray]

Satire: Do you do Karate?

Master Chief: Do you eat pie?

[Satire]

I never said you were fat, just I'm starting to think you're relatively unattractive.

You said it when I asked who is the fattest member on the forum so it leads me to believe that you envision me as some 30 year old shirtless fat guy that lives in a San Francisco town-house.

How much can you bench?

6 dead bodies.

What's your 40?

I think that the last measure was 4.5

Killahbee or Slim Fiasco?

I think they're on the same tier when it comes to the quality of individual posts (or Bee is ahead by a little bit) but I think KillahBee has listened to Hip-Hop a a fairly longer time (When he said "Your Hip Hop taste reminds me of myself just a few years ago" I knew at that point I had underestimated him) and with that possesses a bit more knowledge. Slim Fiasco just joined, it's like comparing Reks to Black Thought. They are somewhat reminiscent to each-other but KillahBee (Black Thought) has put out so much more work of equal (if not, a little better) quality that it's easier to say that you like him better.

As people/part of the community, I don't know, neither of them post that often, but if we're speaking along the lines of "Let's take both of these member's posts, lay them out, and say who's you would rather read" I'd go with KillahBee right now since Slim Fiasco has time to expand. If we're not being that in-depth and just saying who do I like more they're about equal.

Killahbee or Stillmatic?

This is a better question since they're held to equal acclaim in the community but I would say Stillmatic.

KillahBee is a knowledgeable poster, but Stillmatic has this unique presence to him that's almost like the difference between a Jay-Z & a 2Pac. When someone like Amadeo or Zu make a statement it's a good post, but that's just it. It's a good post, on an internet message board. When stillmatic speaks on a subject, it almost feels like he's actually talking to you. He isn't just some kid who thought Rap was cool and decided to explore the genre via the internet, he grew up around the culture. He has this human presence where you can tell how passionate and hearty he feels about what he's talking about and you can feel that even in his debates (But not in the negative way that you associate with Master Chief, although it shows in matic at times too), not to mention how some of his introspective NY stories are just great reads.

He sticks out from other respected posters and I know I'm not the only one who feels this way so yeah, I would choose him considering I'd go out of my way to read his posts over KillahBee's, with no disrespect to him because he's also a dope contributor that needs to post more.

HHD or backstage?

The HHD. The Backstage is feeling drab, hence why I haven't even bothered making any topics because there's no real reason to reply to them since the primary concern of everybody is connecting with their favorite members more, which explains the appeal in the Question threads. Which is fine, because I know alot of people on this site couldn't give a fuck about Eminem anymore and just stay here for the community, but...

The HHD has more stimulating posts, if you know what I mean. There can be alot of activity in the Backstage, but it would still be this boring (Evidence: 2009 threads), where as the HHD is just slow right now and would only strongly benefit from a wider community. I can live without the Backstage since more entertainment comes from threads like the "White rappers are better" thread, or Old School Hip hop vs. Classic Hip hop, rather than a thousand different ways to say which members/sections you hate or like and why.

Do you like my this or that questions?

I don't hate them but they're easy to do so I can't say I love you for them either. If they're as close and challenging as stillmatic vs. KillahBee they're decent questions though so don't stop.

Satire: Do you do Karate?

Nah.

[Master Chief]

I'm answering this shit tomorrow.

Too busy watching Royce related stuff on YouTube that I have never seen.

But...

@Satire, what do you honestly think of me? (sorry, I had to)

*expects essay*

[dead prez]

First off Satire great post, I might actually revoke my statements about wanting to overtake this thread, and makes me want to put more effort into answering my questions.

Anyways I agree with you about Stillmatic being more passionate, Killahbee probably listened to more Hip Hop in his life or a wider variety, but you're right about stillmatic treating at as more than just music. And he has that passion akin to Ghostface in Fishscales that is hard to explain, no it's not cause he's from the hood either, you could tell he lives this and it eminates from his posts, he has so much personality. He probably has more passion about this genre than other people who actually make music about it, and feels like the type of guy who'd go out of his way to cop the latest Pac documentary. And I do agree with his stories being a great read, I will say though that I wish he branched out, and didn't have some negative feeling towards the South, so much.


Killahbee is great as well, and probably listened to the widest variety of Hip Hop in this site, but so many of his posts feel so lifeless, no offense to him. Yeah he recommends a lot of great artists, but I wish he got into more debates and was a lot more argumentative, I wanted him to participate in the Classic vs Underground thread. Something tells me he's great debator to, but he's either lazy or sees no point in debating endlessly, which is respectable I guess. Just if he was a lot more argumentative, I'd like him a lot more, and he's already in my personal top five favorite members. but you're right he doesn't have the same level of passion stillmatic does for Hip Hop, very few posters here have give off that aura.

Anyways I'll ask more questions tomorrow.

[Satire]

I'm answering this shit tomorrow.

Too busy watching Royce related stuff on YouTube that I have never seen.

But...

@Satire, what do you honestly think of me? (sorry, I had to)

*expects essay*

You know, I expected myself to have alot to say on this but I really don't.

Objectively speaking you're just the normal teenage hip-hop head with the normal teenage hip-hop head taste, (Not hip-hop fan. The distinctness between fan & head in my book is how seriously they really take the genre as a whole. A hip hop fan is mahmoud.) as far as I'm concerned along with the fact that you're also a raging Stan but I'm used to that in the surroundings we're in You have an outspoken personality on the forum but there are times when you debate with others where I'm laughing while I just wanna give you a big hug and ask "You mad?". I think I would describe you as being somewhere in between C.R.E.A.M & Miller with a pinch of VenomBlack mixed in.

For what everybody else thinks, I don't see where the comparisons between us come from. The only similarities between us are the fact that we're active in the same sections around the same time and we're cool with each-other so you should ask MikeNUFC. I highly doubt you're as obsessed with me as the others jest but it is what it is. Decent contributions to the Eminem-section (Though this is an easy feat considering how lifeless the topics in there are), decently entertaining posts, decent member.

As far as the relationship between me and you, I like you. You're one of the closer members here to being considered a "friend". You haven't pissed me off once thus far, so be happy for that. I think you're just waiting for that part of your life where you mellow out for the better. It'll happen, trust me, I can tell.

@diction, word. The thing about KillahBee is I don't think he takes this site very seriously which is why he couldn't be fucked to step into such debates and why some of his contributions seem characterless, but that "great hip hop head" aura just naturally comes off of some of his posts. He is a good debater (I think he shut Bass up once) and he's been around a while, but he's just a "casual" lol.

[Blu]

If you could choose ANY other name to be your display name on the forums, what would it be?

[Satire]

If you could choose ANY other name to be your display name on the forums, what would it be?

Tooth. It's catchy and it would be a memorable name should I still become popular even without this name.

[Master Chief]

Hmm... insightful post indeed, my fellow comrad

Now, I can fall asleep while it is currently 3:52 AM and answer the questions tomorrow. Goodnight to all my n.iggas.

[Blu]

If you found out that Master Chief was an INSANELY hot chick, we're talking perfect tits and ass, just looking at MC makes you jizz, would you have sex with MC? However, if you do have sex, you two cannot be friends anymore. No contact at all.