I agree with Menzo.

[JamaicanPattlez]

^ Yo for real, the air today smelled like autumn. I fuckin' love that.

I know right? There's something about the fall weather that just seems so relaxing and comfy.

It's hot as it was in June. Plus, I was out at like 1 going back to my dorm with two of my friends ( ) and it fucking poured on us. We had to put towels on the floor to dry it up after we got back.

Lemme guess.. sexy time?

Yep

Nah, we'd finished studying for the night and went to another friend's dorm. Since it's an all male dorm there's a crazy lack of estrogen, so I was desperate to go there.

Ah shit, lmao. Had me thinking you were gonna tell a Hangover-type story.

[JamaicanPattlez]

Not until I'm 21

Wait...I've got family in Canada. So make that 19...shifty face still goes there too though.

Here in Manitoba, it's 18. You can only imagine the type of shit that goes down here... lmao. I wouldn't be surprised if some drunk ass teens tried to go piss off a moose or something.

[JamaicanPattlez]

Not until I'm 21

Wait...I've got family in Canada. So make that 19...shifty face still goes there too though.

Here in Manitoba, it's 18. You can only imagine the type of shit that goes down here... lmao. I wouldn't be surprised if some drunk ass teens tried to go piss off a moose or something.

LOL.

Well, in all honesty, I'm probably more fun sober, I act like I'm on something all the time anyways. I'd probably be an angry drunk, and perhaps an alcoholic. Not looking for any of that shit. But on the late night busses from the party campus to my campus has ultee in the corners because of all the drunk bastards going around...at least, that's what my friends from a different campus says, seeing as he has to go on two buses, the first of which is the bus to that party campus.

That's dope! Haha, I'm probably me x20 drunk. So that's gonna result in me making constant chicken jokes, screaming at poles and old ladies, trying to do a dougie and I MAY or may not attempt to rap Rick Ross songs without my shirt off...

[JamaicanPattlez]

I take my shirt off constantly. And I'm overweight...so...yeah.

I'm never gonna get a girlfriend lol.

Eh, fuck it. Just worry about enjoying your own company. Think of the positive sides of being single. Then it doesn't bother you as much.

[JamaicanPattlez]

I take my shirt off constantly. And I'm overweight...so...yeah.

I'm never gonna get a girlfriend lol.

Eh, fuck it. Just worry about enjoying your own company. Think of the positive sides of being single. Then it doesn't bother you as much.

Nah, I was just joking, I couldn't give half a fuck. It was more just commenting on the shit that I like to say...

Last Saturday there was a party, and there was a group of like 17 of us, it was an uneven ratio of 6 guys and 11 girls (the ratio's like 2 girls per guy or some shit). Initially I was the only one who didn't wanna go, my justification was that there was going to be no cocaine. I was constantly yelling out shit like "I don't condone the use of cocaine, I'm not saying I'm gonna use it, it just needs to be there!" and dumb shit like that.

No one ended up going, don't ask me how because I went back to the dorm for some "private" time. When I met up with them again I kept going on about the cocaine. I think the people I was familiar with found it funny, because they know what I'm like...but the rest (mainly the girls) thought I was actually on coke or something. And I kept going because I loved that reaction.

That's the type of thing that made me say that I won't be getting one for a while lol. And again, less than half a fuck is given.

Could you imagine if you find your female counterpart?

[JamaicanPattlez]

Both of us in a taxi with shirts off flashing the cops. It's funny because I have mantits.

Then as a joke, you should offer to go bra shopping with her to compare breast sizes. If she slaps you, whatever. If she laughs and agrees, she's a keeper.

[JamaicanPattlez]

Both of us in a taxi with shirts off flashing the cops. It's funny because I have mantits.

Then as a joke, you should offer to go bra shopping with her to compare breast sizes. If she slaps you, whatever. If she laughs and agrees, she's a keeper.

I actually plan on wearing one of her bras.

Mrs. Doubtfire in the thread..

[JamaicanPattlez]

Shit, now I have ideas for a Halloween costume.

You go as Mrs. Doubtfire, I'll go as Rick Ross! GENIUS.

LOL JP..rapping Rick Ross with no shirt, hahahaha

"Hwuh, God Forgives, I don't! Hwuh... hic."

[JamaicanPattlez]

Shit, now I have ideas for a Halloween costume.

You go as Mrs. Doubtfire, I'll go as Rick Ross! GENIUS.

LOL JP..rapping Rick Ross with no shirt, hahahaha

"Hwuh, God Forgives, I don't! Hwuh... hic."

I was thinking of going as a prostitute.

Ha Cha Cha.