The ¡OFFICIAL! Ask Mastire A Question Thread?

[Satire]

@Satire Thoughts on our rival duo, VBV & Thomas J?

VBV's funny guy, ThomasJ has listened to alot music.

They're pretty random for a duo tho(ugh). Completely contrasting personalities, their thread is an ABC sitcom, including the short run. A better rival duo against us would be diction & FreeSpeech or class & diction or something.

What's ur nationality

Young Money.

How tall are u and how much do u weigh

I'm as big as the ego of whoever I'm speaking to at the time.

[Satire]

@Mastication

Thoughts on Nicki Minaj? Physically & Musically?

[Master Chief]

@Mastication

Thoughts on Nicki Minaj? Physically & Musically?

OK musically. Super Bass is my jam and I really like her voice. I would suck/lick every part of her female presence including her hair and her kneecaps.

I'm sorry for that but... I'm horny as shit right now and tonight's experience isn't helping my situation.


@Satire, why are you Sleeping on In My?

[Master Chief]

MC, how old are you?

I wanna say 16

Gee. You're a genius.

I'm older than Satire, that is all.

[Satire]

MC, how old are you?

I wanna say 16

Gee. You're a genius.

I'm older than Satire, that is all.

Why do I get younger with every estimation

[Satire]

MC, how old are you?

I wanna say 16

Gee. You're a genius.

I'm older than Satire, that is all.

I don't know if that's sarcasm.

Secondly, I don't know how old Satire is.

Answer the mu'fuckin question, slut cunt whore.

He's 16.

[Master Chief]

MC, how old are you?

I wanna say 16

Gee. You're a genius.

I'm older than Satire, that is all.

Why do I get younger with every estimation

I wanna say you're 16-18. Not gonna get older than that. I hope you're 16 but I think it's either late 16's or early 17's.

[Master Chief]

MC, how old are you?

I wanna say 16

Gee. You're a genius.

I'm older than Satire, that is all.

I don't know if that's sarcasm.

Secondly, I don't know how old Satire is.

Answer the mu'fuckin question, slut cunt whore.

First, faggot boy. I've mentioned my age A LOT. And if you read the thread, you would know.

Secondly, read my last post, queer.

Third of all, I did.

Fourthly (don't know if that is a word) answer my question, Satire.

[Satire]

@Master Chief

I really just don't know how to feed it. I've read it over a couple times and it's virtually flawless even though I try to refrain from saying anything is perfect, I just can't say anything other than really good job. You were right though, it is your best work so far.

Also:
Satire vs. Ku or Satire vs. *****?

Both "beefs" were very short, both sparked from me being a cheeky asshole, both were against very underwhelming enemies, and both had a huge overreaction on my part.

[Master Chief]

I ain't reading pages of questions that ain't from me!

This thread is the best Backstage thread in a while, I suggest you get to reading it. What you're doing right now is similar to not listening to Em's first three albums.

READ UP!

[Master Chief]

@Master Chief

I really just don't know how to feed it. I've read it over a couple times and it's virtually flawless even though I try to refrain from saying anything is perfect, I just can't say anything other than really good job. You were right though, it is your best work so far.

Better be because I slept at fucking 6 AM because of writing that piece of shit

Well, thank you for the feed, I guess. So, I think this means that I'm the best lyricist/writer of all time

Also:
Satire vs. Ku or Satire vs. *****?

Both "beefs" were very short, both sparked from me being a cheeky asshole, both were against very underwhelming enemies, and both had a huge overreaction on my part.

***** because you made a thread about it and you literally destroyed him by yourself PLUS the backing you had was bigger since everyone think he's a horrible admin with a douche persona. You're Ku response was funny and weird yet annoyed but it didn't really live up to your ***** essays.

[Satire]

@Chief, top 3 favorite songs on Death Is Certain and bottom 3 least favorite.

[Master Chief]

@Chief, top 3 favorite songs on Death Is Certain and bottom 3 least favorite.

The album which is better than SSLP and arguably better than MMLP? Sure...

Top 3:
1. Hip-Hop - 10/10
2. T.O.D.A.Y - 10/10
3. I & Me - 9.5/10

Bottom 3:
1. Gangsta - 7/10
2. Bomb 1st - 7.5/10
3. Everybody Goes - 8.2/10

[Satire]

Devlin (If you don't remember him, look him up) vs. Yelawolf

[Master Chief]

Devlin (If you don't remember him, look him up) vs. Yelawolf

Both suck but Yelawolf is better. Devlin's accent is unbearable and his flow is Eminem on Won't Back Down meets No Love (good flow but you get my point) x100. Plus, his music just isn't good. Yelawolf actually has a few decent songs and his verse on Worldwide Choppers is really good.