Last one to post wins ...GAME

[RoleModel'Est96]

I wish I had a dick

If I had a dick I'd just jump around and watch it bounce. Then wack retards with it if they said some stupid shit.

you're a girl? u can watch your tits bounce tho

But imagine the power you'd have with a dick. It'd be like your own personal light saber. The closest thing we'll ever have to that is a fucking umbilical chord...

[EG.]

@rolemodel u can wack ppl with the baby LOL

boobies

[PAINKILLƎR]

Beauty is why God invented eyeballs and her booty is why God in invented my balls

I'm Rockstar Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuh!!! Start it up, start it up!

[RoleModel'Est96]

Shit. Was I the only idiot who didn't realise there were 2 other pages worth of smileys. I can't believe no one uses this: to be a sarcastic fuck.
From now on I'm using page 2/3 smileys. Man, you guys are too mainstream

[PAINKILLƎR]

Shudda fuck up

[EG.]

LATE

[PAINKILLƎR]

I looks sexy is all I know

[RoleModel'Est96]

Too fabulous for you peasants

[PAINKILLƎR]

only fugly people say that tbh

[EG.]

Picssssss pls. U can trust me, im a girl. Pm me baby

[Trimss]

hello

[PAINKILLƎR]

Coke + Pizza = Heaven

I've missed you Trimss

[EG.]

Too fabulous for you peasants

can't be sexier than eg tbh





also pizza + chocolate milk = gret

I confirm both statements

[Trimss]

how are you guys doing

[PAINKILLƎR]

I'm doing ight, writing a verse atm. How are you doing bru?