HOLLLLLLLLLY SHIITTTTT GUYS!!!

[Trimss]

Or like this.

[Eedee]

Imagine you're sitting in the bath waiting for your girlfriend to come take a sexy bubble bath with you. She comes in, and she looks fine and ready. Then you notice she's carrying a bag. "What's in the bag hun?" you ask, she replies "something to make this night even better". You get excited, because you think it's sexy lingerie for after the bath.

Your girlfriend walks slow to the tub and lifts up the back, she then dumps hundreds if not thousands of spiders into the bath with you! They're still alive, they're sticking to you because of the water. The water is black from the amount of spiders, and you can feel all their legs squirming as they panic for air

Your girlfriend laughs like a lunatic as you suffer in the spider bath, she then peels off her face reviling that she was Garth Brooks the entire time.

Fuck you Garth Brooks.

I'd slap that fucker out of his rhinestone shirt.

[the real slim shady]

The dick joke in the OP made this thread bad in my eyes. Shame on you.

[Blu]

Or like this.

Hahahahahaha

[python]

I know the feeling.

Back when I was 5, I had this spider in my bedroom that was always in the corner, it barely moved, but it scared the fuck out of me. One day, when I was 8, I decided that it was probably dead, so I picked it up, and that fucker crawled up my arm and into my shirt. Hit myself several times in different places to get it off.

[Blu]

GIF relevant:

[SajN]

Was I the only one expecting to see Canibus' face in the OP when entering this thread?

LOL I did too.

Good thing my idea worked.

[CanadaPure]

Spiders have legs

[PAINKILLƎR]

[CanadaPure]

Fuck this shit, everyone post spiderman:

[PAINKILLƎR]

gotcha.

[SliK]

I thought this was fitting:

[the real slim shady]

you know what, i post what i want:

[Chet Starr]

[Slimm]

Great, now I have to check every corner of my room thanks guys.