The Official Why The Fuck Was Satire Banned Thread

[Xray]

"Hey, hey look at me, I play football and baseball so I'm not a nerd".



"I bench 2000 kilos, my balls are as big as this potato"

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Class performing one of his classics at one of his games.

[classthe_king]

I wanna Chris Brown that girl on the left.

Trust me dude, the girl on the left is hot as fuck

[classthe_king]

The funny part though is that in 5 years XRay will either be a) dead b) in jail or c) still living with his mom while I'm graduating from College and getting a job.

Real life win.

[Master Chief]

Pics or GTFO tbh

[Xray]

"I'm from the mean streets of Ohio, I also rap, but please don't beat me up, I'll do your homework"

[Xray]

Trust me dude, the girl on the left is hot as fuck

[Kez]

"I'm from the mean streets of Ohio, I also rap, but please don't beat me up, I'll do your homework"

[classthe_king]

You act like I've ever tried to be street or gangsta

[classthe_king]

ummmmm what? Maybe I'm just really tired but did you just say what I think you did?

You posted something that obviously wasn't true
I said it wasn't true
Then you said something completely and not associated at all with the first post and then said it was ironic that I said you posted fallacies when what you just said was true.

Do you even understand how dumb you look?

[Xray]

Menzo, dude don't you understand you are not on this nerds level? I mean SHIT, you're fucking with one of the top nerds from Ohio. Shieeet, these dudes don't fuck around, if shit gets hectic they will bite you with their long rabbit teeth and if you insult them for it they will say they are vampires. They untouchable son! I mean you can ask his last girlfriend, he bit her dick off...oops, lady gaga?

On another note, you said you never claim you are street or gangsta, yet you brag to death about how you are a loyal underground head. Ummm, pussy, incase you haven't noticed, hip hop IS street, and underground is even MORE street than mainstream rap, so get the fuck outta hip hop nerd, go play with your books or something, you don't belong in hip hop. Yet this faggot says I'm at my moms basement LMAO, quit dissing your self book boy.

[Devil'sAdvocate]

You guy's gonna audio diss?

OH DAMN!!

[classthe_king]

Menzo, dude don't you understand you are not on this nerds level? I mean SHIT, you're fucking with one of the top nerds from Ohio. Shieeet, these dudes don't fuck around, if shit gets hectic they will bite you with their long rabbit teeth and if you insult them for it they will say they are vampires. They untouchable son! I mean you can ask his last girlfriend, he bit her dick off...oops, lady gaga?

On another note, you said you never claim you are street or gangsta, yet you brag to death about how you are a loyal underground head. Ummm, pussy, incase you haven't noticed, hip hop IS street, and underground is even MORE street than mainstream rap, so get the fuck outta hip hop nerd, go play with your books or something, you don't belong in hip hop. Yet this faggot says I'm at my moms basement LMAO, quit dissing your self book boy.

What the hell? This is really embarrassing. You used to be good at insulting people but now you're just talking gibberish. Insulting me for being a nerd is like insulting Johnny Galecki for being a nerd. If you don't see how flawed your logic is then I really just feel sorry for you.

Oh and guess what. DZK grew up in the suburbs with his white family and graduated validictorian of his High-School. Is he a nerd too? Is he not real hip-hop either? gtfo

[FreeSpeech]

Menzo, dude don't you understand you are not on this nerds level? I mean SHIT, you're fucking with one of the top nerds from Ohio. Shieeet, these dudes don't fuck around, if shit gets hectic they will bite you with their long rabbit teeth and if you insult them for it they will say they are vampires. They untouchable son! I mean you can ask his last girlfriend, he bit her dick off...oops, lady gaga?

On another note, you said you never claim you are street or gangsta, yet you brag to death about how you are a loyal underground head. Ummm, pussy, incase you haven't noticed, hip hop IS street, and underground is even MORE street than mainstream rap, so get the fuck outta hip hop nerd, go play with your books or something, you don't belong in hip hop. Yet this faggot says I'm at my moms basement LMAO, quit dissing your self book boy.

What the hell? This is really embarrassing. You used to be good at insulting people but now you're just talking gibberish. Insulting me for being a nerd is like insulting Johnny Galecki for being a nerd. If you don't see how flawed your logic is then I really just feel sorry for you.

Oh and guess what. DZK grew up in the suburbs with his white family and graduated validictorian of his High-School. Is he a nerd too? Is he not real hip-hop either? gtfo

I agree, hiphop isn't exclusively 'street', but hell no was DZK valedictorian

Like, I GAURANTEE you he wasn't, where did you get that from?

[classthe_king]

I don't remember, I swear I've read/seen/heard that before though

[FreeSpeech]

I don't remember, I swear I've read/seen/heard that before though

I'm Kinda Crazy:

I've been a bit of a fool
since middle school
been an individual who's a pitiful criminal
Who'd spit at the principal
Make fun of the janitor
Take a shit in the urinal
Get the damage on camera
Yet I managed to pass
Straight A's in my classes
Making nerds do my math
Or I'm breaking their glasses
...
My ideas are lightyears ahead of my peers
Which is why I went to highschool for 9 years

I know he isn't serious in everything he says, but like half the song is basically how he DGAF about high school. I'm pretty positive he wasn't valedictorian...
Google DZK + valedictorian and nothing comes up.