"no dancing was involved this time around just a shit load of jager bombs and my pimpology 101 techniques"
Let's assume you only meant that YOU took the shots, it only fortifies the fact that you have lack self esteem and rely on liquid confidence to approach a person.
Secondly, sluts? That's nothing to be proud of because ANYONE can get sluts, there are a rare few cases where only the fattest, loosest and ugliest of sluts are only attainable - which is likely your case after all that jager.
With a whiskered greasy upper lip like that though, I question the kind of clubs you go to. The only time i could imagine you grabbing sluts from left and right would be gay clubs.
its ok to be jealous
