(2500/5000) Satire + VBV Present Watch The Throne

[ChristinaE12]

Get off your fuckin' asses.. and do more.

Does that work??

[VenomBlackViper]

The only one? I'm already working on the next one you lazy pair of slanted cunt lips.

[Master Chief]

There's no rule in Rap that says you can't rhyme 3 lines and move on. I mean, the standard is... you rhyme 2/4/6 and on but it's not considered wrong to do something like:

There's the mic... time to terrorize,
Man, how can I be ill? I'm a parasite
Here's a pipe, c'mon your parents tried!
Don't be ashamed, you ain't going insane

^ That's perfectly fine tbh. Or you can't just rhyme 3 lines twice which would be 6 whole lines and then just go back to the normal format from there.

That is all.

P.S. Just in case, VBV was firing shots at me (he knows where), I'm writing a diss in advance. I need to write a bit, haven't done so in a while. Actually, I'll get Wreck to collab with me on it tbh. We'll call it The Revenge of the Disabled. Even though, I'm not disabled

[Block]

There's no rule in Rap that says you can't rhyme 3 lines and move on. I mean, the standard is... you rhyme 2/4/6 and on but it's not considered wrong to do something like:

There's the mic... time to terrorize,
Man, how can I be ill? I'm a parasite
Here's a pipe, c'mon your parents tried!
Don't be ashamed, you ain't going insane

^ That's perfectly fine tbh. Or you can't just rhyme 3 lines twice which would be 6 whole lines and then just go back to the normal format from there.

That is all.

P.S. Just in case, VBV was firing shots at me (he knows where), I'm writing a diss in advance. I need to write a bit, haven't done so in a while. Actually, I'll get Wreck to collab with me on it tbh. We'll call it The Revenge of the Disabled. Even though, I'm not disabled

Normal format? Standard?

I'm confused.

[Master Chief]

There's no rule in Rap that says you can't rhyme 3 lines and move on. I mean, the standard is... you rhyme 2/4/6 and on but it's not considered wrong to do something like:

There's the mic... time to terrorize,
Man, how can I be ill? I'm a parasite
Here's a pipe, c'mon your parents tried!
Don't be ashamed, you ain't going insane

^ That's perfectly fine tbh. Or you can't just rhyme 3 lines twice which would be 6 whole lines and then just go back to the normal format from there.

That is all.

P.S. Just in case, VBV was firing shots at me (he knows where), I'm writing a diss in advance. I need to write a bit, haven't done so in a while. Actually, I'll get Wreck to collab with me on it tbh. We'll call it The Revenge of the Disabled. Even though, I'm not disabled

Normal format? Standard?

I'm confused.

Normal format: 2/4/6 sets of lines that rhyme.
Standard: ^ Same thing. Standard means average or normal requirement if you forgot lol.

What I'm saying is that it doesn't HAVE to be that way. It's not a Hip Hop law.

[VenomBlackViper]

Satire's asleep, but am working on writeups currently so we have more output tomorrow. Honestly though Satire put it best somewhere else:

"I only did this thread because I never did mine and VBV never ended up doing his so we collaborated. This is surprisingly an overwhelming fucking grind, btw, so it's probably going to be 3-5 spots done each night (and that's only if both of us are on) so it's easier to look at it as something to look forward to for a few weeks than an epic thread in the making. Me & VBV spend more time trading remarks and thinking of good things to say about each poster than we did actually deciding on who should make the list"

[Trimss]

This is a cool concept though, it brings some fun into the forum.

[DƎRDYPK]

Cosh is a silly american

[Wreck]

There's no rule in Rap that says you can't rhyme 3 lines and move on. I mean, the standard is... you rhyme 2/4/6 and on but it's not considered wrong to do something like:

There's the mic... time to terrorize,
Man, how can I be ill? I'm a parasite
Here's a pipe, c'mon your parents tried!
Don't be ashamed, you ain't going insane

^ That's perfectly fine tbh. Or you can't just rhyme 3 lines twice which would be 6 whole lines and then just go back to the normal format from there.

That is all.

P.S. Just in case, VBV was firing shots at me (he knows where), I'm writing a diss in advance. I need to write a bit, haven't done so in a while. Actually, I'll get Wreck to collab with me on it tbh. We'll call it The Revenge of the Disabled. Even though, I'm not disabled

[Satire]

43 & 42.)Norway Kills & HereHere


Satire's Input On: Going to just half-ass this in one post so I can feast on the heads of two birds and throw the unused stone at their glass house. Why? Because they're similar posters, Venom sent my descriptions of them both at the same time, and I'm sure everyone wants us to hurry the fuck up and get down to the relevant members of the site anyways.

The sad part of both of you is that you're both actually funny. Not funny in an awkward but cute complexion, like me, but funny as in you can actually make one liners without it being some tasteless innuendo signified by a " ", are able to use white text without it being cliche, and use cliche pictures without them being too cliche to be funny as well as being well placed. And yet, you have done so little to get noticed by me in your unethical existence on this site that I don't have a paragraph-drawn insult, a witty remark, a fucking picture, or even a couple terrible puns on both of your names to make fun of either of you with. Not even an insult making fun of your irrelevancy would due like the previous two choices, and in sequence you are killing certain entertainment value that otherwise would have been in this part of the list, and nobody fucks with my list you fat fucks.

HereHere: About 60% of your posts are just typical Stan comments. Aside from that, I could paint my nails and live in the city of Bloomington as I walk into my preferred fruit-cake shop on Christmas Eve then ass-slide over the counter as I ask the counterman what he thinks of my leather pants and white Gucci's while I post a smiley and then say Fizzle and not be as gay as your fucking sig you fucking sponge dick. Don't even reply to this faggot, I don't want a " " and the words "Silly Goose" next to my name. But other than that, you're funny guy.

Norway Kills: Like him, funny guy, hes meaningful name.

But again, it takes a certain finesse to rise above the hordes of average Eminem section frequenters who express their unknowingly common opinions and hit on the thousand-pound gargantuan Stan-women on this site, so you've secured your rightful place on this list. That, and unlike the other boring fucks you guys actually have enough quotables to finally warrant multiple moments at the bottom of the page, so good job.

Venom's Input on NorwayKills: Before I get to you I would like to point out that we have WAY too many Norwegians on this site, seriously how did so many of you motherfuckers join this site? Did SajN pay for a billboard advertising TR on some road in Norway as an attempt to try proving he was a good admin? Or maybe he's hired other random Stans who aren't even from there to set their location to Norway & purposely worsen their understanding of English to fool the masses & make us think Norway actually has the slightest bit of relevancy (HA, as if).

Oh shit, this writeup is becoming entirely about SajN. Then again, can you blame me? I know nothing about this Norway Kills fellow besides the fact that's he's one of the few good/funny members who stays only/mostly in the Eminem section & that he's from....... Norway.

I don't even really see the point of including him on here being that he'll never even see this, we honestly don't give 2 fucks about posting serious insight as to why we appreciate 50 of the forums current best, we just want to make fun of people so we feel better about ourselves. This is nothing more than a glorified forum roast disguised as a "top" poster list.

Venom's Input on HereHere: Fully aware that all you're going to reply with is

like you usually do with every single post that even mildly provides you with any humor, or maybe you won't even find this thread until 5 months later when we're on number 32 & post one of these

Somehow I missed this thread

.

Anyways like Norway Kills & one other member who will also get his shine, you are a hilarious Stanley, however keeping yourself confined in that shit hole known as the Eminem section is like Albert Einstein locking himself away in the bathroom using his brainpower to innovate plumbing techniques, only with more shit & less Jews involved. If you actually posted more & in other sections of the forum more often while upholding the same quality of your posts in the Eminem section you'd be way higher.

Here's the original one I had to do :

They look like they're waiting on me to jizz on their faces.

Notice how he never calls himself Shady in Stay Wide Awake? I suspect that the song depicts the birth of Slim Shady himself, and that the rapist actually is Marshall Mathers. Slim Shady first appeared in the 90's, the exact same decade Tupac claimed Brenda gave birth to her baby. It's so obvious now!

Brenda is the mother of Shady!

dude... just eat dick

You forgot the beef between Em and Dre. Remember that song where they argue what the main character should do? I think it's called Guilty Conscience.

Dam good track but as the world turns, and murder murder> the reunion .

I thought As The World Turns and Murder Murder were recorded before Relapse.

What? Dude they were just uploaded on youtube recently, they're not that old.

I have a gaping anus.

[WakeUpShow]

good men

But I don't listen to Shyne, and I'm not an Eeyore, and I don't try to be deep.

But other than that, you were spot on, I'm pretty awesome.

[VenomBlackViper]

41.) AshleyHaq Tisdale


Venom's Input:
The only member who's going to make it entirely because he's a good writer, if TR was actually an up to date forum we could probably check your statistics & see that 95% of your posts are in fucking CW. Holy shit man I know this site sucks & you're only here for people to praise your writing skills but branch out a little once in a while. Would it hurt you that much to enter chit chat & post in a thread asking which kind of teddybear Hailie sleeps with or if Eminem's taken his prostate checkup yet? That's what this site is really all about, not your weekly written pieces with good flow & multi syllabic rhyme schemes. In short, contribute more to the useless discussions that go on around here or GTFO & take your great writing with you.

Satire could be found for a comment at this time, but didn't give enough of a fuck. So instead here's a picture of Kez wearing CREAM's blue hat.




Fine moments for Ms. Tisdale

This is intended to be for audio.


A thirteen year old virgin who looks mature for her age/
her curfew is late and it's her birthday, so I purchased a cake,/
a burger, and shake; it's workin' like bait/
cuz that's all it took for her to be lured to my place/
you think our youth would've learned from mistakes/
but now she's wrapped in surgical tape/
I've blocked all emergency 'scapes and shut the curtains and drapes/
blood curdling screams as she's MURDERED AND RAPED/
..in that order haa I deserve to be burned at the stake/
buried her in the garden and threw dirt on her grave/
just got away with murd---shit, it just occured to me, wait/
is this thing recording? Great, they heard it on tape!/

You're at the peak of perfection; unique and feminine/
and as sweet as cinnamon--nahhh, that's too weak a synonym/
I'm completely genuine; a decent gentleman/
and I'd like to share, with you, these deepest sentiments/
but when I see you it's like my body's released adrenaline/
can't complete a sentence or even speak like I've developed a speech impediment!!/
BUT you've got me humming songs I don' remember words to/
an introvert who--craves your sight, touch, and scent of perfume/
so when your parents decided to extend your curfew/
I, out of my own sick sense of virtue,/
took it as a sign to kidnap and kill you..whoops, never meant to hurt you!/

[SajN]

Norway Kills has awesome quotables, funniest member on this site, period.

Agreed.

[ArsheyHaq]

41.) AshleyHaq Tisdale


Venom's Input:
The only member who's going to make it entirely because he's a good writer, if TR was actually an up to date forum we could probably check your statistics & see that 95% of your posts are in fucking CW. Holy shit man I know this site sucks & you're only here for people to praise your writing skills but branch out a little once in a while. Would it hurt you that much to enter chit chat & post in a thread asking which kind of teddybear Hailie sleeps with or if Eminem's taken his prostate checkup yet? That's what this site is really all about, not your weekly written pieces with good flow & multi syllabic rhyme schemes. In short, contribute more to the useless discussions that go on around here or GTFO & take your great writing with you.

Satire could be found for a comment at this time, but didn't give enough of a fuck. So instead here's a picture of Kez wearing CREAM's blue hat.




Fine moments for Ms. Tisdale

This is intended to be for audio.


A thirteen year old virgin who looks mature for her age/
her curfew is late and it's her birthday, so I purchased a cake,/
a burger, and shake; it's workin' like bait/
cuz that's all it took for her to be lured to my place/
you think our youth would've learned from mistakes/
but now she's wrapped in surgical tape/
I've blocked all emergency 'scapes and shut the curtains and drapes/
blood curdling screams as she's MURDERED AND RAPED/
..in that order haa I deserve to be burned at the stake/
buried her in the garden and threw dirt on her grave/
just got away with murd---shit, it just occured to me, wait/
is this thing recording? Great, they heard it on tape!/

You're at the peak of perfection; unique and feminine/
and as sweet as cinnamon--nahhh, that's too weak a synonym/
I'm completely genuine; a decent gentleman/
and I'd like to share, with you, these deepest sentiments/
but when I see you it's like my body's released adrenaline/
can't complete a sentence or even speak like I've developed a speech impediment!!/
BUT you've got me humming songs I don' remember words to/
an introvert who--craves your sight, touch, and scent of perfume/
so when your parents decided to extend your curfew/
I, out of my own sick sense of virtue,/
took it as a sign to kidnap and kill you..whoops, never meant to hurt you!/

AHAHA that's hilarious. Point noted, Venom. I'll try to dabble in other sections more often.

I'm gonna make an effort to message you to quit being lazy cuz I really wanna see you guys finish this list

[Satire]

The next 10 spots after this should go by a little faster now that we've got the less...well.."personified" characters on the list out of the way (No offense....Still, fuck you.) and after I put down Mood Muzik 2 I plan on hastening our hustle once we dive deeper into the lower numbers since we're trying to get this project of ours out of the way as soon as fucking possible.

40.)ian08

Venom's Input: Out of all of the shit people made it on here for (personality/writing) you made it on for the most opinionated reason possible, because I like your taste in music. If you had the same exact posting style but were a fan of Young Money instead of AOTP you would not be on this list. There really isn't even anything else I can praise you for here & i'm the fucking one who nominated you for this list. You've had a few quoteables that are great for you but alright for some of our top posters, & on top of that they were in the midst of a bunch of average posts. Apparently this makes you good enough to land a spot on a top 50, God TR fucking sucks, I regret even putting you this high now, number 40 WTF were we thinking?



Satire's Input: And we wrap up the 40's tier of irrelevant posters with possibly the most irrelevant of them all: ian08. If anyone hasn't noticed yet I've always had a soft spot for the underdogs on this forum, but I will admit this is the single misstep of this list and I will explain in the following paragraph. Even though we've crossed paths in chat-rooms and I even quoted an amazing post by you to spring a classic thread on an occasion, there's really not much to say about you other than the fact that you'll forever be known as that guy who lurks the Backstage at around midnight and makes the occasional moderately perceptive insight in a few topics. And you almost sported an avatar that was so outdated if you kept it a little longer you would have had it an entire term after she had already lost the campaign and become irrelevant, it would have fit you perfectly, snark snark giggle blink.

But...the way I see it, or atleast off the top of my head, there are 4 long-going TR mysteries. 1.) Mine & Master Chief's full pictures. 2.) If Robot/Sac is/were trolling or not. 3.) Whether Kez cherishes Ponies or CREAM's blue hat more affectionately in his life and 4.)Why ian08, somebody whose music taste expands past Eminem, Dr. Dre, Obie Trice, Hopsin & that hysterical wiggered-out thumb that everyone calls Nasty, an astute sense of sarcasm, functioning logic, basically somebody who holds positive traits about 70% of this entire forum's member base, hardly posts...at all. Venom's also beating around the bush but the reason we have you this high is because we forgot to add you and when we saw one of those rare-wild ian08 posts we decided to chuck our Master Ball before you teleported away again, forcing us to remove the poster that previously held down this spot (+20 rep to whoever can guess who it is). If we were to place you fairly on this list you'd probably be in DA's spot, knocking off Almostlity because you're objectively a better poster than both of those half-trying assclowns.

A Fine Moment For ian08

Hip Hop: Class, BILI & Lello

Well of course lello and class would be together, lello sucks his dick in every post.

^ Yeah let's just post an unneccesssary amount of beers to show our appreciation towards one another.

And here is where what I would label "The Real List" starts....

39.)Cube23



Venom's Input: When Satire first nominated you for the list I was like "who the fuck? " I'd literally never seen your name during a single instance that I remembered, I thought he was trying to troll me by adding some random Stan with 12 posts into the mix. After searching through a grueling 4 pages of your posts it was basically like he introduced me to one of his underground, abstract, emo rap artists that barely anyone's heard of but is pretty good, you're the TR member equivalent of Grieves. At the end of the day though you're still an irrelevant sperm cell of a member floating around inside of the ballsack that is TRShady never to be nutted up into legend status.

Satire's Input: Vintage Venom not keeping up with the trending times and also comparing a member he hardly knows on a message board to an artist that he quote on quote describes as his "Rainy day favorite". No, the real comparison you can draw from Cube23 is that he's essentially the Black Thought of the forum: He doesn't get mentioned much, you only see him around once in a while, but you tend to see him gain recognition on quite a selection of "lists" when people are naming off their favorite posters from the Eminem section and beyond on this site, whether it be for genuine reasons or they want to make their list look diverse and varied with some unknown, overlooked indie member like a True TR-Head dawg. (Shots fired but the gun's aimed in all directions).

Cube23 has more sense and hip-hop in him than ninety percent of this site. I mean, no, he's not from my breed of people who write out 4 paragraphs of exorbitant thesaurus-level vocab to describe why or why he doesn't dislike an Eminem song, going over numerous comparisons to that artist's previous work, explaining what could have been better, rating that song on a scale of 1-10 (including a decimal to show how fucking "insightful" he is), but he's just one of those smug ass-holes that make a sarcastic & witty remark when they feel like being sarcastic & witty smug assholes. He's pretty low-key, but decent when serious. He's an enjoyable Eminem fan. I mean look at him, he lost the Bieber challenge and came out shooting with a better looking avatar than those who actually won it. His avy just exclaims in the most subtle, bad ass, turn-cheek-to-the-camera Andre 3000-resembling voice possible: "Stop staring, you're making my swag feel nervous".

A Fine Moment For Cube23

Oh no! I dislike something that someone else likes! How fucking dare me!

Tha Carter III

Substance > production

Wait a minute.. Someone with the name "Buffalo Bill" says that "substance > production"?