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Re: If you have a foreskin get in here

Postby PAINKILLƎR » May 24th, '13, 23:45

CanadaPure wrote:
PAINKILLƎR wrote:Why doesn't a major league team or something change their name, like The Detroit Foreskins... man that sure has a ring to it.


Brb gonna call the Red Wings and propose that.

Red Wings have such a dopeass logo doe, maybe the Chicago Foreskins? nah doesn't have the same ring to it :(
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Re: If you have a foreskin get in here

Postby CanadaPure » May 24th, '13, 23:46

PAINKILLƎR wrote:
CanadaPure wrote:
PAINKILLƎR wrote:Why doesn't a major league team or something change their name, like The Detroit Foreskins... man that sure has a ring to it.


Brb gonna call the Red Wings and propose that.

Red Wings have such a dopeass logo doe, maybe the Chicago Foreskins? nah doesn't have the same ring to it :(


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Re: If you have a foreskin get in here

Postby PAINKILLƎR » May 24th, '13, 23:48

lmao legit laughed out loud, rolls of the tongue so smoothly. Call them *****'s up!
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Re: If you have a foreskin get in here

Postby CanadaPure » May 24th, '13, 23:49

They told me to design the logo.
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Re: If you have a foreskin get in here

Postby PAINKILLƎR » May 24th, '13, 23:51

send them the second episode of poekmun
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Re: If you have a foreskin get in here

Postby AbramIsaac » May 25th, '13, 00:22

CanadaPure wrote:
PAINKILLƎR wrote:Why doesn't a major league team or something change their name, like The Detroit Foreskins... man that sure has a ring to it.


Brb gonna call the Red Wings and propose that.

They already have a sexually explicit name though, no need to lose one to gain another.
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Re: If you have a foreskin get in here

Postby CanadaPure » May 25th, '13, 03:01

Menzo wrote:Why would you pull the foreskin OVER the head? You'd wanna retract it downwards along the prepuce until it's over the "rim", so to speak.

Also, if your dick is filling up like a balloon while pissing, that's bad. Hope you'd purposely do that cuz if not, then you probably have phimosis.

Finally, foreskin vs no foreskin both have their pros and cons.

Foreskin pro is the "extra" sensation during sexual intercourse...granted it probably doesn't make a huge difference, the foreskin has a lot of nerves to enhance sensation and subsequently pleasure - for both males and females. The cons however may outweigh the pros for some. Essentially dirtier (if not cleaned regularly), higher risk of some penile cancers and possibility of phimosis (when the foreskin DOESN'T retract - which can be treated by steroid cream + stretching or surgery; dorsal slit, preputioplasty or full circumcision).

Non foreskin pros are the opposite of what I said above. Easier to clean, much less risk of cancers or infections, no risk of phimosis. Cons are...less sensation, but like I said, it's probably hardly noticeable.

Now I dunno if this thread was a joke but I'm not joking. Our cocks are serious matters. And while on the subject, skin or skinned, who gives a fuck? Just glaze your honey's face with your warm, gooey inner goodness and call it a night!


My buddy got a cut on his dick head once that got infected. His doctor said he wouldn't have got an infection if the foreskin was there to protect it.

So there's that.
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Postby CanadaPure » May 25th, '13, 03:08

Menzo wrote:
Fair point. Flesh shield!

How the fuck did he cut his dick? If it wasn't from a girl with braces then what the fuck...


Girlfriend was touching his junk trying to get him worked up, the diamond on her grad ring was a little bit loose and the metal mount from it ripped into the head.

Rumor has it, he never did get hard that night.
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Re: If you have a foreskin get in here

Postby CanadaPure » May 25th, '13, 03:39

Menzo wrote:What a pussy.


We didn't believe him and he offered to show us the infected wound.

We didn't take the offer.
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Re: If you have a foreskin get in here

Postby Eedee » May 25th, '13, 03:48

Cutting off the foreskin at birth is fucking mutilation and lazy parenting. They just don't wanna spend an extra 5 seconds cleaning their baby's dick. Fuck that shit.
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Re: If you have a foreskin get in here

Postby Eedee » May 25th, '13, 03:53

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Eedee wrote:Cutting off the foreskin at birth is fucking mutilation and lazy parenting. They just don't wanna spend an extra 5 seconds cleaning their baby's dick. Fuck that shit.


No it isn't. It is smart parenting...


If a dude wants his skin cut off, that should be a choice. And not when he has no control over the matter.
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Re: If you have a foreskin get in here

Postby CanadaPure » May 25th, '13, 03:55

By the time you can pull your foreskin back full, you're old enough to wash your own dick though. LOL

There have been time where circumcision has gone wrong and the baby lost its dick completely. I know its a very small risk, but I don't want to risk it at all if I have a boy.
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Re: If you have a foreskin get in here

Postby Eedee » May 25th, '13, 03:57

CanadaPure wrote:By the time you can pull your foreskin back full, you're old enough to wash your own dick though. LOL


Exactly. Lazy ass parenting.
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Re: If you have a foreskin get in here

Postby CanadaPure » May 25th, '13, 03:57

Miller wrote:Sounds like this should be in Serious Debate tbh.


You obviously didn't read my story about getting a quarter stuck in my foreskin. True story, but not serious.
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Re: If you have a foreskin get in here

Postby viJilance » May 25th, '13, 04:01

When I was four years old, I zipped my foreskin up in my zipper, because I wasn't paying attention. Now that's a life lesson.
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