Get shit off ya chest!

by **Robbie G** » Oct 4th, '10, 21:23

So I'm gonna ask this girl from my school on a date tomorrow. I'm pretty fucking nervous because she'll be the first since me and my girl broke up and I've had a crush on her for years. :sweating:

Website · by **Solace** » Oct 5th, '10, 01:29

Robbie G wrote:So I'm gonna ask this girl from my school on a date tomorrow. I'm pretty fucking nervous because she'll be the first since me and my girl broke up and I've had a crush on her for years.

Really, hope stuff works out for you :y:

by **Devil'sAdvocate** » Oct 5th, '10, 16:43

Robbie G wrote:So I'm gonna ask this girl from my school on a date tomorrow. I'm pretty fucking nervous because she'll be the first since me and my girl broke up and I've had a crush on her for years.

shitttttt son

good luck tho

remember never look at the tits and dont try to be friends with her or you trapped ma nikka

by **Robbie G** » Oct 5th, '10, 20:05

didn't get a chance today, couldn't get her alone. :whistle:

Website · by **Solace** » Oct 5th, '10, 21:04

Tomorrow then. :whistle:

Website · by **Solace** » Oct 5th, '10, 21:12

It's not rape if she doesn't say no :whistle:

And she can't say no with duct tape on her lips :whistle:

by **DƎRDYPK** » Oct 5th, '10, 23:10

by **Robbie G** » Oct 6th, '10, 03:31

Solace wrote:It's not rape if she doesn't say no

And she can't say no with duct tape on her lips

I considered rape, but what would I do with the body? :whistle:

by **Robbie G** » Oct 6th, '10, 03:54

Good idea.

I'll put the body in the freezer to preserve it long enough for 7-8 rounds. :smoking:

by **DƎRDYPK** » Oct 6th, '10, 12:23

my fucking dog woke me up :facepalm

Website · by **Solace** » Oct 6th, '10, 13:01

One Mic wrote:
Lello18 wrote:rape him ^

Pause

Unless the dog is female. Then that is perfectly acceptable

Website · by **Solace** » Oct 7th, '10, 02:13

by **DƎRDYPK** » Oct 7th, '10, 07:55

Yo girl this is mc chris I’m sorry it didn’t work out.
I really wanted it too but you’re just too far away and at the end of the day...
I can’t handle that long distance relationship no more.
I come home from tour every time and I got some girl I can spend time with on the phone on Google chats on America Online instant messenger.
But it’s not the same as just holdin' somebody in real life you know?
Where you can smell their bad ass breath and you know when they fart.
I wanna know when you fart girl, but I don’t and that’s why I gotta say goodbye.
Cuz you could be fartin' and I wouldn’t even know... for real let the choir sing.

by **Robbie G** » Oct 8th, '10, 03:16

^ Well, I smiled while reading that so it's pretty good. :smoking:

by **Robbie G** » Oct 8th, '10, 20:12

So instead of asking her on a date I just invited her to a party saturday night. :smoking:

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