Get shit off ya chest!

by **xRas** » Oct 20th, '10, 12:54

Killa wrote:
xRas wrote:That Cherry bakewell was horrid, One does not deserve a horrid Bakewell when one pays £1.50 for two boxes.

I think one should take it back and threaten to rape the food in store if they dont refund you...

One shall indeed do that, Should one wear a condom if one proceeds to rape a fruit ? One heared Morrisons fruit is imported.

by **xRas** » Oct 20th, '10, 13:07

I lied my mummy does the shopping

And did you work there ? i was going to get a job in the depo also.. just a job on the side but they only had night jobs like and you no likey why ? is you reppin Sainsburys bruv ? ..if yeah i don't want any trouble..

by **xRas** » Oct 20th, '10, 13:26

Ha well good luck?

Well my mate works in one and he was gonna get me an app.. he said they can be cunts it just depends whos in, There normally alright when the bosses aren't in.. and i prefer mornings lol.

by **MikeNUFC** » Oct 20th, '10, 15:41

Tryna write a fucking history essay.

Someone shoot me in the face.

by **ilovebender.com** » Oct 20th, '10, 15:47

ilovebender.com wrote:I hate it when bitches talk about
group sex that I've never had
make me relax like a bomber strapped
ready to blow this bitch that

Y'know what... I'm actually glad I got that off my chest, it's sort of been bugging me for a while now.

by **Bistnal** » Oct 20th, '10, 18:45

Menzo wrote:
MikeNUFC wrote:Tryna write a fucking history essay.

Someone shoot me in the face.

That could be just as bad as my essay on Hinduism and the process of reincarnation..or worse.

Or as bad as my essay on the relationship between the public and private sectors of the economy.
I felt like killing someone.

by **xRas** » Oct 20th, '10, 18:53

try being fucking awesome at fifa..

by **Bistnal** » Oct 20th, '10, 18:55

^doesn't sound that bad tbh

by **Devil'sAdvocate** » Oct 20th, '10, 19:01

damn u girls

by **ilovebender.com** » Oct 20th, '10, 20:01

ilovebender.com wrote:When you're p*ssed off
cut your wrist off!

BACK THE TRUCK UP

Sorta seein
A distorting?
Reporting some small thing,
A blurry ery er
Distortion got my world
Out of proportion, so said

"BACK UP!"

*Best approach with caution

FEELING SILLY 4REALLY

AIN'T GOT
ANTS IN MY PANTS
WANT YOUR
HANDS IN MY PANTS

FUCK YOU IN YOUR SHIT HOLE
FUCK YOU IN YOUR PISS HOLE
WHY DON'T
YOU HANDLE MY PISTOL?

PEOPLE TALK ABOUT GUNS
I TALK ABOUT FUN
AND THE ONE IN MY PANTS
COME ON GIRL LET'S DANCE

WOULD RATHER WANK THAN
FUCK A DIRTY SKANK
HEY!
WOULD RATHER WANK THAN
FUCK A DIRTY SKANK
AY'!

I like my sh*t :happy:

by **xRas** » Oct 20th, '10, 21:20

I know! Kids theses days they call there children retarded names too like 'petal' and shit

by **SajN** » Oct 20th, '10, 22:29

Miss'08 wrote:Lol agree! I'm sick and tired of the name Apple!

Wait a fuckin' minute!

You are Norwegian!

by **ilovebender.com** » Oct 20th, '10, 23:39

look at that bitch and her big ass bum
I'm gonna hit that shit just like a drum
go inside I think I'll cum
I don't give a biz if that's your mum

by **SajN** » Oct 20th, '10, 23:42

Miss'08 wrote::confusion:

Aren't you Norwegian?

by **ilovebender.com** » Oct 20th, '10, 23:44

Do I need to grow some titties for somebody to talk to me around here, I'm bored!

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