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Re: If you have a foreskin get in here

Postby CanadaPure » May 25th, '13, 04:06

Menzo, if you think about it though, it doesn't really make a difference either way. The increased risks of cancer and whatever are not incredibly statistically significant. I can see the cleanliness thing being a factor in the decision, but if you're not a total slob it's not going to cause an issue.

Cut or uncut, maintain yo' dick properly and you shouldn't have too many issues. Either way isn't particularly bad, both have some benefits. :D

Washing your junk is important anyway. Balls get stinky, might as well wash your dick while you're at it.
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Re: If you have a foreskin get in here

Postby viJilance » May 25th, '13, 04:07

docking:

The act of placing the head of ones penis inside the foreskin of another's penis.
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Re: If you have a foreskin get in here

Postby CanadaPure » May 25th, '13, 04:07

viJilance wrote:docking:

The act of placing the head of ones penis inside the foreskin of another's penis.


Wanna dock with me Viji?
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Re: If you have a foreskin get in here

Postby Eedee » May 25th, '13, 04:08

Lol no, I wasn't going anywhere near an atheistic argument with that... I'm just saying it should be a choice. That's all.
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Re: If you have a foreskin get in here

Postby CanadaPure » May 25th, '13, 04:09

I'm glad that I'm uncut, but I wouldn't really care if I was cut either. A dick is a dick, it does the same thing.
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Re: If you have a foreskin get in here

Postby viJilance » May 25th, '13, 04:12

CanadaPure wrote:
viJilance wrote:docking:

The act of placing the head of ones penis inside the foreskin of another's penis.


Wanna dock with me Viji?


:wub: ye plz

Menzo wrote:Don't do it, Viji. I tried with CP once and only got a quarter of the way.


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Re: If you have a foreskin get in here

Postby CanadaPure » May 25th, '13, 04:13

Menzo wrote:
CanadaPure wrote:Menzo, if you think about it though, it doesn't really make a difference either way. The increased risks of cancer and whatever are not incredibly statistically significant. I can see the cleanliness thing being a factor in the decision, but if you're not a total slob it's not going to cause an issue.

Cut or uncut, maintain yo' dick properly and you shouldn't have too many issues. Either way isn't particularly bad, both have some benefits. :D

Washing your junk is important anyway. Balls get stinky, might as well wash your dick while you're at it.


Yeah, lol I know. But circumcision comes with its benefits. If it was as meaningless as cutting off a finger, then I agree its stupid.


Like I said though, there are some risks with it too. You can't really go wrong either way though, micropenis is the only way to go wrong.
Don't do it, Viji. I tried with CP once and only got a quarter of the way.


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Re: If you have a foreskin get in here

Postby CanadaPure » May 25th, '13, 04:15

Menzo wrote:Man, I heard micropenis was changed to a more acceptable, less demeaning term:

Geno.


That's more offensive if anything. First, you have a tiny as fuck penis. Second, you have to have your tiny penis called Geno by everyone.

Awful, I'd rather kill myself.

Pro of uncut: the extra skin makes my dick look longer when it's flaccid.
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Re: If you have a foreskin get in here

Postby viJilance » May 25th, '13, 04:18

Canada (ontario) has a pretty good and informative sexual health education course in grades seven and nine. Phimosis isn't really a problem if you're well educated while you're growing. just gotta tug on it a bit every day until it comes down.

Once it does detach, It makes a sound, kinda like a *Sloopaehew* And smells of rotten cat food, but it's no problem. If you take too many years to, you may get this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hirsuties_coronae_glandis

Which apparently affects 1/10 non-circumcised. So make sure your kids pay attention!
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Re: If you have a foreskin get in here

Postby Snakebeast » May 25th, '13, 04:19

What the fuck is this thread.
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Re: If you have a foreskin get in here

Postby SliK » May 25th, '13, 04:20

Menzo wrote:Man, I heard micropenis was changed to a more acceptable, less demeaning term:

Geno.

That's when they slip and cut the side ('cide') off.
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Re: If you have a foreskin get in here

Postby CanadaPure » May 25th, '13, 04:24

Menzo wrote:Lmao.

Yeah, I'm glad I am uncut cuz I wouldn't be able to find it.


Word. Mine looks like a tube worm peering up from the depths of the sea.
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Re: If you have a foreskin get in here

Postby CanadaPure » May 25th, '13, 04:26

Menzo wrote:Mine resembles a potato bug.


That's fucking nasty.
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Re: If you have a foreskin get in here

Postby CanadaPure » May 25th, '13, 04:33

Menzo wrote:
CanadaPure wrote:
Menzo wrote:Mine resembles a potato bug.


That's fucking nasty.


Wow. I come to an online community to share my woeful secrets and this is how I'm embraced!? Jeez!!!


I'm sorry :'( wanna dock? I took my quarter out.
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Re: If you have a foreskin get in here

Postby viJilance » May 25th, '13, 04:34

Menzo wrote:
viJilance wrote:Canada (ontario) has a pretty good and informative sexual health education course in grades seven and nine. Phimosis isn't really a problem if you're well educated while you're growing. just gotta tug on it a bit every day until it comes down.

Once it does detach, It makes a sound, kinda like a *Sloopaehew* And smells of rotten cat food, but it's no problem. If you take too many years to, you may get this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hirsuties_coronae_glandis

Which apparently affects 1/10 non-circumcised. So make sure your kids pay attention!


We had no education on penises, tbh. Only vaginas lol. I especially would've remembered something wacky like phimosis. It isn't as easy as stretching, sometimes the frenulum is just too short.


true, but they gotta get good blood flow in the dick, otherwise it'll never stretch. get it nice and hard, often. tuck that up into the waistband. nomsayin?
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