My fight last night

[Yah-hah]

So I went into the warehouse lookin arena and saw the steel cage. I instantly got nervous lol. We had to weigh in 3 hours before the fights started. I didnt know who I fought since I was in the smallest desicion so I just tried to find the smallest dude. There was this white guy with a white bandanna on and some pretty homo lookin clothes on lol I was like man give me that fucker. So I'm waitin forever. The guests start walkin in and I see this guy I used to workout with at the ymca back home. I go up and say hey and he asks wat wieght I'm fightin. I say 145 and he's like oh I think your fighting my son hahaha But I notice this guy has a shitload of fans there. His parents has the big VIP table in front of the cage. So they finally match us up and tell us we are the first fight of the night. I'm like oh fuck Im nervous as shit. But he goes out first and the crowd goes loud as shit. The start callin my name they boo SO LOUD. I just put my mouthpiece in and got crazy pissed off. Get in the cage I'm so nervous its so loud. Theres about 500 people there. We start goin and I hit him with a good jab or two and he gets a takedown. I go for the triangle and he slams me. One of the cage bars at the bottom wasn't wrapped all the way. My head splits open and I'm bleedin everywhere. Rounds 2 We get a good exchange and I catch him with alot of knees to the face and busts his nose open. He goes for another takedown and I have my triangle choke in but he starts to slip out because of the blood. I catch another knee and bust my nose open. So after the round they are askin if I want to continue and I say fuck yeah. My parents, my brother and his girl and my girl are in the front row by my corner. I hear my brother yellin kick his ass. 3rd round is all punching and I am catchin him with some nasty as fuck kicks to the ribs and a fuckin badass uppercut right before the round ends. He has his hands up and his people are cheering. They call out the scores and each round someone was two points more. Then the guy says the winner in the blue corner I go fuckin cray lmao the cage is so covered in blood its crazy. The whole crowd booed me as I left smilin Some dude from over on his side is talkin mad shit about me and them not counting takedowns. My girl is like this isnt wrestling dumbass. He's like shut the hell up and suck my dick. She says well wouldnt you have to grow one or some shit. Hahahaha mom was proud of the comeback

[DƎRDYPK]

that was a super cool story bro
haha no lie

The whole crowd booed me as I left smilin

[*MIRANDA*]

bringing me in to this


id knock him out though

[Yah-hah]

Haha I was supposed to work a 10 hour shift today but I got out of it. Theres a pic of my head on my facebook. It wont load on here idk why

[Yah-hah]

I think Steven may be smarter than me right now, after all thats my head with the big split in it lol

[Block]

That's pretty dope, man. I've always wanted to fight mma, since I took boxing for 4 years.. But I'm too busy with music to dedicate myself to it. It's one or the other, ya know? shitty.


at any rate, good shit. Good story and good comeback. Too fucking bad brock got beasted lastnight.

[*MIRANDA*]

I think Steven may be smarter than me right now, after all thats my head with the big split in it lol

i bet its razor-cuts from you trying to shave your head and u made this whole story up

[Yah-hah]

I think Steven may be smarter than me right now, after all thats my head with the big split in it lol

i bet its razor-cuts from you trying to shave your head and u made this whole story up

[BILI]

Thats a dope story man

[beatsbyj]

man i got nervous just reading this lmao great job tho

[Slimm]

Grats man, good read!

[Yah-hah]

Thanks all

[xRas]

I'de still do you in

[Yah-hah]

I'de still do you in

[Robbie G]

That's badass