How I instantaneously know you're a faggot

by **Satire** » Feb 27th, '11, 21:07

- You have an unedited picture of you as your avatar.
- When it is obvious someone is trolling, and then when they blatantly admit it you say that they weren't trolling and they "are really just that dumb"
- You wear a white V-Neck
- You wear stupid fucking fake, thick ass glasses in an attempt to be "cool" or "funny", take a pic on facebook and are like "lol guys check out my new glasses" like the try hard faggot you are
- You drink Sugar-free Rockstar/Monsters or 5-hour energy. Queer.
- You suddenly like Arcade Fire.
- You leave comments about Justin Bieber on videos completely unrelated to him.
- You use the word "Mate" when you're not from the UK
- Your long life dream on the forum is to make a topic that gets stickied.
- You listen to Giggs
- "Soundtrack 2 My Life" by Kid Cudi comes on the radio and you say "This song is totally about me omg"
- You think "Magic" by B.o.B is a good song
- You say Michael Jackson was the greatest rapper of all time and you're not trolling.
- Your rap name is just a word. Not a name like Sentus, not two words like Steve Spag, not a fucked up word like Dumbfoundead/Eyedea/Blu/Eminem, just a word like Decision, Felt, or Inverse. This can be excusable if you're a good rapper like Slug.
- You think Cocaine and Marijuana are the same thing.
- More than 60% of your posts end in IMO
- If you say or think anything along the lines of "Everyone in Shady Chit Chat is stupid. All they do is complain about Eminem".
- You post on a twitter account when you have less than 10 followers.

If you hold any of these aspects, kill yourself.

by **MikeNUFC** » Feb 27th, '11, 21:10

-You put the lyrics to Airplanes as a Facebook status
-You say stuff like "I'm a free spirit", "I'm just being myself, I dont care what you think", "I'm so random" - I hope you fucking die you cunt
-You use the word "haters" because someone has a negative opinion
-You ask for likes on YouTube
-You delete your Facebook status because no-one liked/comment on it.

by **ThomasJ** » Feb 27th, '11, 21:12

Satire wrote:- You think "Magic" by B.o.B is a good song

It's catchy, I can't help it! :unsure:

Website · by **Solace** » Feb 27th, '11, 21:18

- Your rap name is just a word. Not a name like Sentus, not two words like Steve Spag, not a fucked up word like Dumbfoundead/Eyedea/Blu/Eminem, just a word like Decision, Felt, or Inverse. This can be excusable if you're a good rapper like Slug.

by **Rollimeo** » Feb 27th, '11, 21:24

Satire wrote:- You think "Magic" by B.o.B is a good song

How did I not know I was a faggot :'(

by **Slimm** » Feb 27th, '11, 21:30

- You have an unedited picture of you as your avatar.
- When it is obvious someone is trolling, and then when they blatantly admit it you say that they weren't trolling and they "are really just that dumb"
- You wear a white V-Neck
- You wear stupid fucking fake, thick ass glasses in an attempt to be "cool" or "funny", take a pic on facebook and are like "lol guys check out my new glasses" like the try hard faggot you are
- You drink Sugar-free Rockstar/Monsters or 5-hour energy. Queer.
- You suddenly like Arcade Fire. (I always loved arcade fire)
- You leave comments about Justin Bieber on videos completely unrelated to him.
- You use the word "Mate" when you're not from the UK
- Your long life dream on the forum is to make a topic that gets stickied.
- You listen to Giggs
- "Soundtrack 2 My Life" by Kid Cudi comes on the radio and you say "This song is totally about me omg"
- You think "Magic" by B.o.B is a good song
- You say Michael Jackson was the greatest rapper of all time and you're not trolling.
- Your rap name is just a word. Not a name like Sentus, not two words like Steve Spag, not a fucked up word like Dumbfoundead/Eyedea/Blu/Eminem, just a word like Decision, Felt, or Inverse. This can be excusable if you're a good rapper like Slug.
- You think Cocaine and Marijuana are the same thing.
- More than 60% of your posts end in IMO
- If you say or think anything along the lines of "Everyone in Shady Chit Chat is stupid. All they do is complain about Eminem".
- You post on a twitter account when you have less than 10 followers.

- You actually reply to this topic with coloring the ones you match and the ones you don't match

by **Almostlity** » Feb 27th, '11, 21:50

- After hearing Not Afraid you started to use word 'ehh'/'mehh'

by **dR3** » Feb 27th, '11, 21:58

Killa wrote:- you suck cock's or like to be in the middle of a 3 man train team.

by **Master Chief** » Feb 27th, '11, 22:17

MikeNUFC wrote:-You delete your Facebook status because no-one liked/comment on it.

Fuck me

I just have too much pride :'(

by **Block** » Feb 27th, '11, 22:22

I wear v necks under my shirts. I don't know how people can wear shirts without an under shirt.

It's only gay if you make eye contact.

Never heard of arcade fire

I forgot the rest

by **Mr. Chambers** » Feb 27th, '11, 22:32

MikeNUFC wrote:-You put the lyrics to Airplanes as a Facebook status
-You say stuff like "I'm a free spirit", "I'm just being myself, I dont care what you think", "I'm so random" - I hope you fucking die you cunt
-You use the word "haters" because someone has a negative opinion
-You ask for likes on YouTube
-You delete your Facebook status because no-one liked/comment on it.

Dots fired at a tr member!

by **MikeNUFC** » Feb 27th, '11, 22:41

Mr. Chambers wrote:
MikeNUFC wrote:-You put the lyrics to Airplanes as a Facebook status
-You say stuff like "I'm a free spirit", "I'm just being myself, I dont care what you think", "I'm so random" - I hope you fucking die you cunt
-You use the word "haters" because someone has a negative opinion
-You ask for likes on YouTube
-You delete your Facebook status because no-one liked/comment on it.

Dots fired at a tr member!

lolwut.

Unintentional diss!

by **Xray** » Feb 27th, '11, 23:37

1. If you listen to new eminem songs and think it's amazing, and if you argue back, then you are instantly homosexual and it is okay to kill you.

2. If you think Relapse or Recovery is eminem's best work. And if you called it a classic, then you are basically getting tombstoned by two naked guys, one behind you, and one in front of you, while their having goes at shoving their cocks in your mouth simultaneously aka The "under" taker.

3. If you wear skinny jeans just because it's the new "fashion", and if you're up to date with fashion altogether. Because it is good for a male to look muscular and not soft, so your way of thinking has been affected and you no longer know what's gay and what isn't.

4. If you don't think pop music is made for faggots, and If you have famous non-hip hop songs in your mp3, especially if you know the words to the song. If you've accidentally heard a pop song in a club, bar or car, then you are okay, cause you don't like it any way.

5. If you agree with women, get along with them, and not do it for the sex. And if your best friend is a girl and you're not dating her, then you are a faggot and your friend is your degree, so you qualify.

6. If you tell your mom or dad you love them, or kiss them, or say you ever missed them. Matter of fact, if you ever tell your parents about your day, you're instantly a fucking faggot and you shouldn't chill with your friends anymore, because you are a snitch and you can't be trusted.

7. If you've never gotten in a fight, and haven't bled. Straight men bleed for what they believe in. Do you believe in yourself? Your Gucci bag can vouch for you.

8. If you see a rainbow and make a comment about it to the person next to you. This applies for butterflies and flowers also. Cause only flowers we know is....LIGHT IT UP MA NIQQAZ.

9. If you use the term "gangsta-rap" like it's too violent for you.

10. If you wear your hair long like Geno, and if you dye your hair.

11. If you talk overly soft and use proper grammar when you're talking.

12 If you think songs made in 2000 are oldschool, and if you hate them.

13. If you think life is beautiful and nothing is wrong with the world.

14. If you've ever said "ewwwwww" in real life.

15. If you watch movies that don't involve in someone being murdered.

16. If you have no dignity and wore pink during the pink era.

17. If you watch Two Guys and a Half NOT for the chicks.

18. If you've watched soft shows like OC, Glee.

19. If you've listened to blues or soul not for the purpose of sampling them.

20. If you visit the Eminem section regularly.

This list goes on, I might make a part two when I'm bothered.

by **classthe_king** » Feb 27th, '11, 23:40

^^^^I'm a big faggot then

by **Satire** » Feb 27th, '11, 23:42

Xray wrote:1. If you listen to new eminem songs and think it's amazing, and if you argue back, then you are instantly homosexual and it is okay to kill you.

2. If you think Relapse or Recovery is eminem's best work. And if you called it a classic, then you are basically getting tombstoned by two naked guys, one behind you, and one in front of you, while their having goes at shoving their cocks in your mouth simultaneously aka The "under" taker.

3. If you wear skinny jeans just because it's the new "fashion", and if you're up to date with fashion altogether. Because it is good for a male to look muscular and not soft, so your way of thinking has been affected and you no longer know what's gay and what isn't.

4. If you don't think pop music is made for faggots, and If you have famous non-hip hop songs in your mp3, especially if you know the words to the song. If you've accidentally heard a pop song in a club, bar or car, then you are okay, cause you don't like it any way.

5. If you agree with women, get along with them, and not do it for the sex. And if your best friend is a girl and you're not dating her, then you are a faggot and your friend is your degree, so you qualify.

6. If you tell your mom or dad you love them, or kiss them, or say you ever missed them. Matter of fact, if you ever tell your parents about your day, you're instantly a fucking faggot and you shouldn't chill with your friends anymore, because you are a snitch and you can't be trusted.

7. If you've never gotten in a fight, and haven't bled. Straight men bleed for what they believe in. Do you believe in yourself? Your Gucci bag can vouch for you.

8. If you see a rainbow and make a comment about it to the person next to you. This applies for butterflies and flowers also. Cause only flowers we know is....LIGHT IT UP MA NIQQAZ.

9. If you use the term "gangsta-rap" like it's too violent for you.

10. If you wear your hair long like Geno, and if you dye your hair.

11. If you talk overly soft and use proper grammar when you're talking.

12 If you think songs made in 2000 are oldschool, and if you hate them.

13. If you think life is beautiful and nothing is wrong with the world.

14. If you've ever said "ewwwwww" in real life.

15. If you watch movies that don't involve in someone being murdered.

16. If you have no dignity and wore pink during the pink era.

17. If you watch Two Guys and a Half NOT for the chicks.

18. If you've watched soft shows like OC, Glee.

19. If you've listened to blues or soul not for the purpose of sampling them.

20. If you visit the Eminem section regularly.

This list goes on, I might make a part two when I'm bothered.

I haven't laughed so hard in so long, holy fuck :laughing:

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