10 Reasons why I'm everything Macdaddy wants to be

[Satire]

1.) I am God. Lets just make that clear right now. The reason I'm not in any sort of higher position on this forum is because I have too much power without it. Besides that, I already have inside agents in the staff (Kez, Zu, McMaybe)

2.) I am probably the most awesome person you will ever meet. Love me or hate me, I'm always in your mind. I am your favorite member even if you don't know it yet.

3.) Notice how I hardly ever get into arguments. Know why? Because I'm impossible to argue with. Not that I'm good at arguing, you just agree with everything I say, when I say it. If we ever have a battle of quotes, you want it to end immediately so you can go back to being cool with the cool guy.

4.) Unlike other people on this forum (Block) I have never sold out or went commercial for money

5.) I'm smart enough to never post my picture here because regardless of if you look good or bad it can always be used against you on the internet. You either look faggy, cocky, unfashionable, obnoxious, ugly, black, greasy (Mac), fat, or retarded.

6.) I have a swag like no other, minimal grease and I don't wear out of style Ecko shirts.

7.) I can troll like Mac tries to, but when I do it people are actually looking forward to it. I'm not even funny but people tell themselves I am because I'm that charismatic and fucking awesome. I have like 20 6 page classics and the most amazing thread ever in the Eminem section.

8.) I'm a very self aware person. That's right, I'm that aware of how fucking awesome I am.

9.) Everyone else's taste in music sucks except mine.

10.) I own DR3

That is all.

[Maybe]

This look more like a list of 10 steps to becoming a troll. Anyway, I agree with everything you just typed. I agree so much, that I'm actually going to rename myself Satires Minion. Wait, It'll happen.

[Satire]

This look more like a list of 10 steps to becoming a troll. Anyway, I agree with everything you just typed. I agree so much, that I'm actually going to rename myself Satires Minion. Wait, It'll happen.

See DR3. Even your superiors believe that I fucking own you.

Everyone else should just stop living if they're just going to be in my shadow all day.

[One Mic]

You definitely need a job, a girlfriend, or some people to communciate with in real life.

Calm down geezer it's just a forum son!!!!!!!!!

[Satire]

You definitely need a job, a girlfriend, or some people to communciate with in real life.

Calm down geezer it's just a forum son!!!!!!!!!

I have 1/3 of these and the other two are useless from my previous experiences with them.

Once you realize this you may one day find your inner potential to become a God like I did.

[Devil'sAdvocate]

if satire isnt here,this forum wouldve been sucking meaty black cock.

keep doin ya thang nigglet!

[Almostlity]

Dude shut up

[_Steven_]

viewtopic.php?f=3&t=72300&hilit=air+strike+thread

Relax and take notes

[DƎRDYPK]

http://www.forum.trshady.com/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=72300&hilit=air+strike+thread

Relax and take notes

oh the memories

[Satire]

I wonder what would have happened if I really left after that classic

[DƎRDYPK]

you would of missed the 1st time I heard Charles Hamilton

viewtopic.php?f=3&t=103451&hilit=charles+hamilton+dissing+eminem&start=60

lol @ stans googling pics of Charles

[Satire]

This thread is now about nostalgia.

Remember when DerdyPK had a normal taste in music?

[DƎRDYPK]

only listening to Eminem & ICP was a normal music taste?

[Satire]

Yes.

[DƎRDYPK]

interesting