True Story

[pimpin2ez]

well i'm home alone right now so i dont have no 1 2 tell so i'll tell yall even though nobody here probaly gives a fuck. 2day i didn't want 2 go 2 school, but my mom made me. when i got 2 school i went 2 my first class then after my 1st class i walked around the school then my next class was lunch(in my school we have 3 different lunches and i went 2 all of 3 lunches then me and my friend thomas left school he was smoking and his pants were falling so he went 2 a store 2 buy a red bandana 2 hold his pants in place. we were chilling 4 a little while then went back 2 school 2 catch the school bus. just when we were about 2 get on da bus somebody touched my shoulder. it was my principal he said he saw us walk off campus and come back on 2 get on the bus. i was nervous. he asked me 4 my name and i told him my real name i'm so stupid he then wrote my name and my friends name down. i feel so stupid i sould have told him a fake name he would have never figured out.when my and my friend walked away my principal said come here and he saw my friends bandana so he asked us what it was 4 and we walked away he then called someone through his walkie talkie he said "base 2 sheriff douglas" or something then we ran away but i forgot i told him my name and he is calling my house and left 2 messages that he needs 2 talk with my parents man this is messed up i am so fucked now

[Lil Pimp Tell 'Em]

alls i gotta say is ..U JUS WALKED OFF!

[MuNxMuN]

you need to come up with a good excuse to tell your mom at my school it's easy to ditch cause a lot of seniors have a half day so they just leave..all you gotta do is act normal when you walk off my friend left school with her bf before and they didn't get caught....they even walked by the SCHOOL POLICE when they left

[pimpin2ez]

break the phone

i think whats i'm going 2 do or at least disconnect the phone

[pimpin2ez]

shit im so fucked if my parents find out i'll b in trouble and i think i'm going 2 get suspended for at least 3 days for skipping and running away and i cant miss no more days in school if i miss more than 10 then i fail automatically man i hate my school

[ShadyxOne]

i would also check the mail box lol
they might be sendin a letter home to
your parents, thats what my school does
whenever u get a detention or suspended
or bad grades anything.. just tell ur mom
u felt sick and had to go to the store to
get meds or sumthin lol i dont know what
else to tell you. good luck

[chronic]

ill tell u MY trick even if i never did such stupid thing as giving my real name ... anyway

just fake ur voice out sumthin on the phone like a shirt and ur voice will change then say that u cant meet him and that u already know the story and ull take care of everything, fake ur daddy voice

ive done this around 5 times always workes...but u gotta be a professsional...anyway good luck man...and


start thinking fast

[pimpin2ez]

ill tell u MY trick even if i never did such stupid thing as giving my real name ... anyway

just fake ur voice out sumthin on the phone like a shirt and ur voice will change then say that u cant meet him and that u already know the story and ull take care of everything, fake ur daddy voice

ive done this around 5 times always workes...but u gotta be a professsional...anyway good luck man...and


start thinking fast

i dont no why i tol him my real name it jus came out of my mouth.
i deleted the messages of da machine but why if the principal calls my dads cell i'm gonna b fucked and why if i get suspended from school i cant miss any more days

[chronic]

i dk man it aint that bad anyway u can take yo pop cell...but it aint that easy...goodluck lol

[Fi.J.]

givin your real name was stupid,but he's the principal of your school,he could discover who you are anyway..
find a good excuse to tell your parents, smth like that your teacher had a meetin n weren't at school or that you felt sick..now calm down a bit,it ain't the worst thing that could happen,just relax a bit,it'll go good!