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I need help with a girl

Postby VenomBlackViper » Apr 13th, '11, 23:52

My girl is pissing me off, every time I ask for sex she keeps saying she wants to wait for the right time........... we've been married for 5 years now. What do I do?
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Re: I need help with a girl

Postby Master Chief » Apr 13th, '11, 23:53

Rape her.
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Re: I need help with a girl

Postby VenomBlackViper » Apr 13th, '11, 23:58

Master Chief wrote:Rape her.

I asked her if I could rape her & she says she isn't ready for that either. The bitch even made me return the duct tape I bought.
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Re: I need help with a girl

Postby Satire » Apr 13th, '11, 23:59

I told you the time is right when the time is right. Jesus.
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Re: I need help with a girl

Postby VenomBlackViper » Apr 14th, '11, 00:07

Satire wrote:I told you the time is right when the time is right. Jesus.

Yet you have the "milkman" over every day. I'M NOT STUPID CHERYL I KNOW WHO THAT IS!!!!! :angry:
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Re: I need help with a girl

Postby Master Chief » Apr 14th, '11, 00:08

Satire wrote:I told you the time is right when the time is right. Jesus.

Do I have to kill another fucking guy because of you, slut?
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Re: I need help with a girl

Postby Satire » Apr 14th, '11, 00:09

Cheryl? :unsure: Maybe I'd consider it if you called me by my real name.

I just got out of an abusive relationship...
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Re: I need help with a girl

Postby VenomBlackViper » Apr 14th, '11, 00:11

Satire wrote:Cheryl? :unsure: Maybe I'd consider it if you called me by my real name.

I just got out of an abusive relationship...

My split personality wasn't even that fucking abusive, so what if he pushed you out of the window, it was your fault for standing in front of the TV while the game was on babbling about your grandma being in the hospital.
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Re: I need help with a girl

Postby Master Chief » Apr 14th, '11, 00:12

VenomBlackViper wrote:
Satire wrote:Cheryl? :unsure: Maybe I'd consider it if you called me by my real name.

I just got out of an abusive relationship...

My split personality wasn't even that fucking abusive, so what if he pushed you out of the window, it was your fault for standing in front of the TV while the game was on babbling about your grandma being in the hospital.

That was me, you total imbecile.

But now, I'm gonna have to murder this fucking bitch.
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Re: I need help with a girl

Postby slimshadylappin » Apr 14th, '11, 03:44

Chief and Viper are the same person. Ban them
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VenomBlackViper wrote:
Satire wrote:Cheryl? :unsure: Maybe I'd consider it if you called me by my real name.

I just got out of an abusive relationship...

My split personality wasn't even that fucking abusive, so what if he pushed you out of the window, it was your fault for standing in front of the TV while the game was on babbling about your grandma being in the hospital.

That was me, you total imbecile.

But now, I'm gonna have to murder this fucking bitch.
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Re: I need help with a girl

Postby Maybe » Apr 14th, '11, 04:32

You're living in your moms cunt. With the rancid stench I can imagine why she's never in the mood for sex.
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Re: I need help with a girl

Postby Some Guy 7788 » Apr 14th, '11, 05:35

PIHB.
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Re: I need help with a girl

Postby Epidemik » Apr 14th, '11, 11:19

Just tell her you're getting laid tonight.... when she asks "how do you know?" just say.. "because im stronger than you are" :o
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Re: I need help with a girl

Postby VenomBlackViper » Apr 14th, '11, 13:21

Thanks for the advice guys, she's currently tied up in the basement i've already raped her 7 times now. Was gonna do it more but then I had to take a piss & it burned so now i'm not really in the mood, plus these weird bumps are growing around my lip.
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Re: I need help with a girl

Postby BILI » Apr 14th, '11, 14:28

VenomBlackViper wrote:
Satire wrote:I told you the time is right when the time is right. Jesus.

Yet you have the "milkman" over every day. I'M NOT STUPID CHERYL I KNOW WHO THAT IS!!!!! :angry:

Isnt the milkman her brother?At least thats what I thought after I saw how much love they have for each other. :unsure:
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