You haven't lived if

by **Slimm** » Apr 16th, '11, 16:17

- You haven't had sex to your favorite album
- You haven't had sex to Jimi Hendrix's 'Electric ladyland'
- You haven't bungee jumped
- You haven't been to concerts
- You haven't traveled to other countries
- You haven't got drunk as fuck
- You haven't played with lego's
- You haven't played SOCOM2 in the glorydays
- You haven't ran away from the cops for something stupid
- You haven't blown stuff up with fireworks
- You haven't woke up thinking 'WTF HAVE I DONE LAST NIGHT'

Feel free to post more.

by **Maybe** » Apr 16th, '11, 16:30

I agree with all but bungee jumping. The invincible and almighty Maybe has a clinical fear of heights.

- You haven't "almost" been in a fight with a friend
- You haven't woken up in some girls parents house being chased by her Dad
- You haven't ordered alcohol at a bar while underage
- You haven't gotten a boner right before the doctor comes in for an exam
- You haven't checked your blood alcohol level while drinking
- You haven't made a memory others would consider story-worthy
- You haven't hilariously attempted a threesome
- You haven't seen a "nicest breasts" competition live
- You haven't been to a bubble party drunk
- You haven't woken up with a blood alcohol level still over .8

I have more, but that's it for now.

by **Slimm** » Apr 16th, '11, 16:36

Lol I once got a boner before getting a pat down when I needed to go on the plane. Good stuff btw, I hate waking up drunk.

by **Tornado** » Apr 16th, '11, 16:38

isn't bungee jumping basically suicide for unsure people?

and for point 1 slimm, not many chicks dig hearing "Wu Tang Clan Ain't Nuthin Ta Fuck Wit" whilst they're getting fucked. My advice, put on headphones. Imagine you get to Method Man and you're listening to the intro, that's a put off when you hear

"I'll fuckin
I'll fuckin pull your fuckin tongue out your fuckin mouth
and stab the shit with a rusty screwdriver, BLAOWW!!"

unless the chick is into that kinda shit

best thing would to sing at the point of cumming

"I got, myself a fourty
I got, myself a shorty
And I'm about to go and stick it
Yes I'm about to go and stick it"

but to add

You ain't lived unless you go out with £10 quid and no plan for the night, only for it to result in one long night of partying, drug-talking, alcohol abusing and you score with a chick then you wake up and you don't remember shit and your mate has to tell you about it

You haven't tried a jackass-type stunt
You haven't had a drinking competition (beers alone don't count)
You haven't had a random party outside in the middle of nowhere with your mates
You haven't been involved in a massive brawl
You haven't gone to a theme park high and went on the rides

by **Slimm** » Apr 16th, '11, 16:44

Lol yeah maybe hardcore rap isn't the best music to fuck too. I have fucked to Nas though, but that's a bit different.

Good list. Bungee jumping is fucking awesome man, if you're not scared of heights you should try it.

by **DƎRDYPK** » Apr 16th, '11, 16:49

Slimm wrote:- You haven't got drunk as fuck
- You haven't played with lego's

by **Mr. Chambers** » Apr 17th, '11, 05:26

if you haven't been as much as an asshole as you could possibly be.

by **Maybe** » May 2nd, '11, 18:58

Why did this thread die? It's awesome.

You haven't lived if you haven't been humiliated by family after seeing your hot cousin undress.

by **DƎRDYPK** » May 2nd, '11, 19:03

you haven't lived if you haven't screwed a chick wit her friend in the room...swag

by **Slimm** » May 2nd, '11, 19:09

You haven't lived if you haven't been in the living room fucking while your parents are coming through the front door while your totally buttnaked but by chance your father had something wrong to eat and he runs upstairs to the bathroom instead of going in to the living room to see you naked by yourself with just the cat around since your girlfriend is already hiding in the closet trying to get dressed.

by **Maybe** » May 2nd, '11, 19:16

Slimm wrote:You haven't lived if you haven't been in the living room fucking while your parents are coming through the front door while your totally buttnaked but by chance your father had something wrong to eat and he runs upstairs to the bathroom instead of going in to the living room to see you naked by yourself with just the cat around since your girlfriend is already hiding in the closet trying to get dressed.

Ahahahahahahaha "with just the cat around". Oh God.

You haven't lived if you haven't had a real conversation with Slimm.

You haven't lived if you haven't found a box of condoms from 1997 in an abandoned house, and then sold them to friends in 2005. Yeah, this happened. I can only imagine how many pregnancies my debauchery is responsible for.

You haven't lived if you haven't seen Kezs' curtains and floral wallpapers that his Mom (Mum) bought from a Turkish thrift shop.

by **ThomasAguanis** » May 2nd, '11, 19:22

- you haven't reached the point where you look back and realize your idea of "living" wasn't all that great and then vow to change it.

-you haven't went to a theme park with someone you met the day before, spend the night with said person, and go to a different theme park the following day.

-you haven't been in a situation where people are panicking and you remain calm, cool, and collected, without really realizing it until the situation is over.

-you haven't sent nights online gaming with people you don't know in person, yet form a squad(clan) with and look forrward to playing with them everytime you play the game online. (Uncharted 2 :y:

, 4SHO)

-you haven't randomly met a person and felt like you've known them for years the day you meet them.

-you haven't met me, the real me.

I could come up with more, but I'll save them for a later date.

by **Slimm** » May 2nd, '11, 19:22

Maybe wrote:
Slimm wrote:You haven't lived if you haven't been in the living room fucking while your parents are coming through the front door while your totally buttnaked but by chance your father had something wrong to eat and he runs upstairs to the bathroom instead of going in to the living room to see you naked by yourself with just the cat around since your girlfriend is already hiding in the closet trying to get dressed.

Ahahahahahahaha "with just the cat around". Oh God.

You haven't lived if you haven't had a real conversation with Slimm.

You haven't lived if you haven't found a box of condoms from 1997 in an abandoned house, and then sold them to friends in 2005. Yeah, this happened. I can only imagine how many pregnancies my debauchery is responsible for.

You haven't lived if you haven't seen Kezs' curtains and floral wallpapers that his Mom (Mum) bought from a Turkish thrift shop.

Rofl that was great.

You haven't lived if you haven't been quoted in derdy's signature.

You haven't lived if you havent knocked a chick up because your buddy gave you 8 year old condoms.

You haven't lived if you never tried to do an actual kamehameha.

Edit: Good ones tommy!

by **Maybe** » May 2nd, '11, 19:28

ThomasAguanis wrote:-you haven't been in a situation where people are panicking and you remain calm, cool, and collected, without really realizing it until the situation is over.

-you haven't randomly met a person and felt like you've known them for years the day you meet them.

These two touched me like a Daddy with boundary issues. Nice ones man, I actually agree with all of them (as in I've experienced similar situations).

@Slimm: Rofl at the condoms. On a real note, I really have tried a Kamehameha. Yeah; didn't work.

by **ThomasJ** » May 2nd, '11, 19:34

You haven't lived if you haven't told your bookkeeping teacher in front of the whole class that you won't answer today & that she can suck your dick.

You haven't lived if you haven't thrown a banana on the ground, stomped it with your shoe, & then eaten the mix of banana remains, dust & sand.

You haven't lived if you haven't ejaculated all over the walls of a girls' bathroom stall in your high school & then enjoyed the girls' screams when they entered said stall.

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