The ¡OFFICIAL! Ask Mastire A Question Thread?

by **Satire** » May 2nd, '11, 02:56

If you have a problem or need advice with this forum, one of the members here, the sections, your conflicted feelings, your love life, your friends, your sexuality, or just life in general, come talk to Master Chief & Satire. Master Chief & Satire want to hear your complaints, and help you fix them so Master Chief, Satire & YOU can better this forum together.

by **dead prez** » May 2nd, '11, 02:57

Can I ask questions about you?

by **Satire** » May 2nd, '11, 02:59

dead prez wrote:Can I ask questions about you?

Nope. You're only allowed to complain about other members to the Psychiatrist.

by **Master Chief** » May 2nd, '11, 03:00

Why is Class always on my nuts? Like gosh.

Why doesn't dead prez love me? :'(

by **dead prez** » May 2nd, '11, 03:01

Satire wrote:
dead prez wrote:Can I ask questions about you?

Nope. You're only allowed to complain about other members to the Psychiatrist.

Than this thread sucks

by **Maybe** » May 2nd, '11, 03:01

Why does it feel like I'm the only person alive that hates Ellen Paige, and thinks she ruined Inception?

by **Satire** » May 2nd, '11, 03:04

Master Chief wrote:Why is Class always on my nuts? Like gosh.

I think it's because he's afraid to admit that because your names together are a slant rhyme, you cannot coincide together on this forum peacefully, and so he continues to try to quote on quote "troll you" with these silly gestures and insults about your taste in music, as he believes as long as he makes everyone else think that he has this superiority complex, no one will think he's going anywhere any time soon.

Next.

by **Satire** » May 2nd, '11, 03:05

Maybe wrote:Why does it feel like I'm the only person alive that hates Ellen Paige, and thinks she ruined Inception?

Because everybody loved the idea of Juno and it turned her into a cute, like-able, young, uprising star in the eyes of the public even though we all know that she's really not that hot.

Next.

by **classthe_king** » May 2nd, '11, 03:06

class the king
mast ter chief

holy shit

by **dead prez** » May 2nd, '11, 03:07

Master Chief wrote:Why doesn't dead prez love me?

Because you're gay and stalk me.

by **slimshadylappin** » May 2nd, '11, 03:09

Why won't Master Chief like Lupe Fiasco :'(

Ive tried everything

by **Satire** » May 2nd, '11, 03:09

Master Chief wrote:Why doesn't dead prez love me?

Because he just doesn't find you that attractive along with the fact that you act a bit clingy and over-exaggerated. Most Asians don't like that, trust me. You should find someone more suited to you, like Slimm.

Next.

by **Master Chief** » May 2nd, '11, 03:10

Thank you, Satire.

dead prez wrote:
Master Chief wrote:Why doesn't dead prez love me?

Because you're gay and stalk me.

We're both gay and I don't stalk you :unsure:

by **Satire** » May 2nd, '11, 03:12

slimshadylappin wrote:Why won't Master Chief like Lupe Fiasco

Ive tried everything

I've already told you this, but he's built a Sandbox Bully Complex around himself because at one point in his life, he was the weak and defenseless slimshadylappin who had just discovered Hip-Hop in Eminem and was so pure and eager himself. Now, to compensate for the torment that his peers had given to him when he annoyed them with his homosexuality, he torments you by insulting your hero.

Next.

by **dead prez** » May 2nd, '11, 03:13

Why are you so akin to Lady Gaga?

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