The Hot Cousin Story - For Geno

[Maybe]

This is a true story, believe it if you wish.

It was a beautiful night; I believe I was thirteen at the time, or an equally sexually inexperienced age. My cousin and I had just returned from a friends "gathering" where we drank dangerous amounts of alcohol for such young bodies. (I'll skip about 2 hours of watching Cartoon Network and eating homemade french fries we made). Me and my Cousin fell asleep in the living room around 3am. I don't know exactly what time it was when I got up, but my Aunt had already left for work (so it could have been anywhere between 6am and 8am). I heard some strange noises coming from my female Cousins room (she was pretty damn hot. I'm not in to incest, but as a sexually healthy guy I can recognize a nice body when I see one; family or not). Until this day, I don't know why I didn't go outside and look in to her window (where I could have been camouflaged behind dozens of bushes and a tree).

I approached her door hesitantly, and could spot a shirt and several other clothing articles on the floor. I peeked in slightly and was presented her body, fully nude in front of me bending down to open a drawer. Going back to the sexually healthy guy thing, I developed the inevitable boner. So far, everything was fine. I could have easily just accepted the delicious once-in-a-life-time eye full I was gifted by the Gods, but instead, my greedy self decided to stand there like a retard.

Well, let's just say my cousin noticed me standing there with a bulge in my pants and freaked out. What did I do? Talk to her about it? Explain myself? Lie? Nope. I ran out screaming like a dumb-ass, barged out of the house and took a bus home. I remember thinking "I'm off the hook as long as I never go to any family event again". Boy, was I ever wrong. My cousin alerted my Aunt, and of course, my Mom. I was in the bathroom of all places when I heard her voice echo in the hallway of my (thought-to-be) safe-haven. My home was infiltrated by angry family members who were told I was "fondling" myself while watching my cousin undress. Try to explain that one.

I ended up apologizing, in a tearful family fearing kind of way. The sad part is, till this day I can still picture her naked.

Conclusion: It was worth it.

[Rollimeo]

thats a great story
Do your family members still hold that against you

[Blu]

Lucky ass bastard.
I wish I had a hot cousin..

[Maybe]

:laughing: thats a great story
Do your family members still hold that against you

Probably. I haven't seen them in about 6 years, so I couldn't care less. But, according to their initial reaction, they probably posted a picture of my face on some sexual predator website.

[Block]

Cousins aren't considered inscest. I learned that in criminal justice classes in high school.

[Maybe]

Cousins aren't considered inscest. I learned that in criminal justice classes in high school.

Great, if only I had a time machine, some duct tape and a machete. It could have made that day much better.

@Menzo: Haha, yeah, now it's funny. Back then, it was hell.

[Master_Percussionist]

All incest is wincest.

[ThomasAguanis]

Damn. She looked that good?

[Maybe]

No kidding man, that's awful to experience. Thank God I'm of Sicilian decent and 99% of our female population is ugly as shit

Hahaha man, if only if only. Although, being able to become Mafia > Hot cousin undressing.


@Tom: Yeah, she was/is really hot. I think she did ballet for like 5+ years, so she was nice and fit.

[Rollimeo]

@Tom: Yeah, she was/is really hot. I think she did ballet for like 5+ years, so she was nice and fit.

so you've seen her recently

[Blu]

Wait, so you haven't seen her in 6 years? Or just your whole family in general? You two should've shagged, screw what anyone else says.

[Maybe]

No kidding man, that's awful to experience. Thank God I'm of Sicilian decent and 99% of our female population is ugly as shit

Hahaha man, if only if only. Although, being able to become Mafia > Hot cousin undressing.


@Tom: Yeah, she was/is really hot. I think she did ballet for like 5+ years, so she was nice and fit.

lmao That's true haha

A ballet dancer eh? I had a summer fling with a ballet dancer back in summer 2009, and I concur, their physicality is fantastic.

So you know the pleasures of an experienced dancer? Unfortunately, my experience with one ended as stated above. You lucky bastard.


@Rollin & adoatica: No, I haven't seen the family in 6 years. I've seen her and my other cousin mentioned in the story. By family I mean my Aunt/Uncle, and all other associated people the incident was exposed to. She's still crazy hot.

[Maybe]

So you know the pleasures of an experienced dancer? Unfortunately, my experience with one ended as stated above. You lucky bastard.

It didn't go as well as I wanted though, up until she said, "I think we should date" shit was fine

Oh God, relationships. I can't front, I've been cuffed and chained in to relationships (not in a sexual masochist kind of way...yet). I bet you have some interesting stories man...

[Maybe]

Well, the key to a good story is being stupid. When you're being fucked by life, instead of escaping, open wide and accept it's giant black cock. No homo.

[Epidemik]

My home was infiltrated by angry family members who were told I was "fondling" myself while watching my cousin undress. Try to explain that one.

Dont lie though.... you were totally "fondling" yourself weren't you?