The Official "Ask Kez a Question" Thread

[Kez]

Alright well since Tommy gave me the go-ahead and i'm a plagaristic bastard, i am making this thread.

Ask me shit! Anything you want. About anything, absolutely anything. Anything you ever wondered or could think of.
i'm banking on the hope that people will actually have questions haha

[Satire]

Why am I so inspiring to people

[dead prez]

How were you able to get that Vinyl Pony avatar, when I tried so hard to make it my avatar the last few days?

[Kez]

How were you able to get that Vinyl Pony avatar, when I tried so hard to make it my avatar the last few days?

Because I am a true brony, whereas you've denied it.

(Also Prez I think someone's in the pony closet; how do you know her name? )

Why am I so inspiring to people

Inspiring? Hmm..

I dunno, I suppose it's just because you post unique threads and have created a mysterious image and so that makes you interesting to people. Being interesting to people makes you more popular, and as members get popular it's inevitable that some members will start to follow them just purely based on that fact. Same happened to James R.

[Ku53v]

how do you like "Shaun of the Dead"?

[dead prez]

Because I am a true brony, whereas you've denied it.

(Also Prez I think someone's in the pony closet; how do you know her name? )

I like the way the avatar looks? Nothing wrong with that right, besides the only ponies that are semi likable to me are Rainbow Dash, Celestia, and that pony in your avatar now (who I'm not even sure if she's a part of the show or some rare vintage pony). No, I don't watch the show, me wanting to have them in my set is nothing more than for superficial reasons and because I like the way they look, no homo...

Anyways, uh, who do you think is the next member to get banned or leave?

[Sla]

You really hate me???

[Satire]

Entertaining answer.

What do you think about the following members (Give at least 2 sentences on each):
Mahmoud48
FreeSpeech
classthe_king
Amadeo
Spoonfull
EminemInsider
christalgurl

[Kez]

how do you like "Shaun of the Dead"?

Movie question, nice haha. (No sarcasm either) I know a lot of people are probably reminded of the UK when they think of this film but honestly I never really even bothered to watch it. I'm sure it's very funny, it seems it since i've seen a couple clips, i'm just a lazy bastard.

I like the way the avatar looks? Nothing wrong with that right, besides the only ponies that are semi likable to me are Rainbow Dash, Celestia, and that pony in your avatar now (who I'm not even sure if she's a part of the show or some rare vintage pony). No, I don't watch the show, me wanting to have them in my set is nothing more than for superficial reasons and because I like the way they look, no homo...

Anyways, uh, who do you think is the next member to get banned or leave?

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa, did you just say you don't like Luna or Fluttershy? Cause I will fuckin kill you right here. Also Celestia is a fucking tyrant, fuck that!

Technically she is part of the show, although she only appeared for that one scene in one episode. She doesn't actually have a name in the actual show, it's all fan-made. Most people call her Vinyl Scratch but some call her DJ Pon3 (but I think that sounds stupid as shit). Dunno if she'll appear again in season two though.

If you aint gonna watch the show that's your decision but I will say you should at least give it a try. Most people who do never look back. I was a nonbeliever too at first.

And hmm..to get banned? Hopefully Macdaddy. He's a fucking idiot. To leave? Hmm...to unofficialy leave, i'd say Yah Hah with his kid, but if you mean who will make a big thread about it and everything..I don't really know.

You really hate me???

Hate is such a strong word to use, I don't actually know you. You severely annoy me and your posts are sometimes hilarious but at the same time highly irritating just because they are the stereotypical blind Stan but without a trace of irony in them, totally serious. Those smileys are also fucktarded. But no, I do not "hate" you. I just think you're a moron and should leave.

What do you think about the following members (Give at least 2 sentences on each):

Mahmoud48
This guy used to make me laugh because he was a fucking idiot but he wasn't quite so adamant about being right. That was the difference. His sig always used to crack me the fuck up "when i enter ur thread it becomes stupider than u expect it to be", and his videos with him trying to rap were hilarious. But the difference is he didn't seem to even care. With people like Macdaddy and Sla they often defend themselves and shit, or else try to "troll"; Mahmoud just kept doing what he was doing. That said he's still a douche for thinking going on 4Chan makes him "hard" all of a sudden.

FreeSpeech
He makes pretty decent threads in the hip hop domain, seems kinda like you with the only difference being that he's a huge Kanye Stan. But I really got nothing bad to say about him.

classthe_king
He pisses me off just because he's so obnoxious, it's not even that I neccessarily disagree with his opinions half the time. Just wish he would shut the fuck up sometimes in every thread haha. That said, I respect him because he's at least got some intelligence and isn't an idiot. Also, he's an anus for trying to bring my music into arguments to make it personal. If you can't appreciate my shit that's your problem Class Don't bring it up every time I tell you to shut up

Amadeo
You know honestly I recognise his name but no particular posts or opinions spring to mind lmao. Guess I got to leave it at that. I see him around a lot but yeah.

Spoonfull
EminemInsider
christalgurl

And unfortunately I also honestly can't remember shit about these guys off the top of my head. I recognise the last two names but Spoonfull evades me haha. So your two sentence rule must be broken for these guys Satire i'm sorry

Will you tell us some 4Chan stories.

Hmm honestly anything I could tell you isn't something I can really take personal responsibility in. I was more of a lurker than someone who actually took action on stuff. I can tell you about the favourite thing i've seen on there though if you want. There's a joke about "triforcing" where you make three triangles appear in your post like from Zelda. Well some guy posted an image saying that deleting system32 will let you do it (which is an old 4chan prank; if you delete that shit your PC is doomed as it has all the startup files in it and everything). Normally nobody's stupid enough to fall for this shit, but one kid actually did. He was like "okay guys why isn't it working", turns out he actually deleted all his system32. Then he started asking for help to fix the PC cause it wouldn't boot. They told him to reinstall XP and it would be fixed; he did that and then when they told him he had basically got rid of everything he was like fuck. But then he was like how can I fix it AGAIN, like a dumb fuck. So they told him to get a magnet and run it over the hard drive which would "recalibrate" it or something; so he took a giant fucking magnet and did it, completely wiping the hard drive and scrambling it for good measure. Oh yeah, and it was his dad's PC. Then he was like "I JUST WANTED TO FUCKING TRIFORCE AND YOU CUNTS HAVE RUINED MY LIFE"

Classic classic shit. Best thread I ever clicked on on 4Chan though was the pony thread I entered which had the link to the pilot episode in it. History was made that day.

[Satire]

I can't believe you just called FreeSpeech me. I'm extraordinarily mad now. What can I do to calm down?

[Master Chief]

Do you think you will ever get over those damn fucking ponies?

[Kez]

I can't believe you just called FreeSpeech me. I'm extraordinarily mad now. What can I do to calm down?

Masturbate or watch some ponies. Don't do both at the same time though that's just wrong.

Do you think you will ever get over those damn fucking ponies?

Hell no man. I plan to keep up with them for the whole 7 months till the new season starts.

[Satire]

Are you going to take my professional advice and start imagining a section of the forum as Ponyville?

[ThomasAguanis]

Would you ever have sex with a Pony? Or have you already!?

[Master Chief]

Are all ponies horse?

From deepthroating so much (lolololol triple entendre).