1. Cover your stump before you hump.
2. Don't be a loner, cover your boner.
3. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.
4. Don't be a fool, cover your tool.
5. Wrap your bait before you mate.
6. Plug your funnel then enter the tunnel.
7. Package your meat for a real nice treat.
8. Rap that wanger before you bang her.
9. If you're nude then tube your dude.
10. Cover your diddle then fiddle her middle.
New Durex condom slogans
9 posts
• Page 1 of 1
New Durex condom slogans
by mcZu » May 10th, '11, 18:49
"Truth is limitless in its range; if you drop a 'T' and look at it in reverse, it could hurt."
- Lupe Fiasco
Follow Me!
McZu's Blog!
- Lupe Fiasco
Follow Me!
McZu's Blog!
-
mcZu - Band Leader
- Posts: 7297
- Joined: Jun 17th, '08, 14:21
- Location: Rotterdam
- Gender: Male
Re: New Durex condom slogans
by Devil'sAdvocate » May 10th, '11, 18:51
The devil ain't on a level same as him!
-
Devil'sAdvocate - BOSS
- Posts: 11019
- Joined: Apr 11th, '10, 14:23
- Location: Nozone
- Gender: Male
Re: New Durex condom slogans
by Tornado » May 10th, '11, 20:03
You got a new job in marketing Zu? Cos i got a perfect pitch to shoot an ad for this...
3K & Out
- Tornado
- Role Model
- Posts: 3039
- Joined: Jul 5th, '07, 15:36
- Location: A fucked up world....residing in LDN
- Gender: Male
Re: New Durex condom slogans
by WakeUpShow » May 10th, '11, 20:21
Cover your diddle, and fiddle her middle
-
WakeUpShow - Role Model
- Posts: 3168
- Joined: Apr 17th, '10, 17:13
- Location: America
- Gender: Female
Re: New Durex condom slogans
by Slimm » May 10th, '11, 20:24
w o r l d p o l i c e a n d f r i e n d l y f i r e w o r l d p o l i c e a n d f r i e n d l y f i r e w o r l d p o l i c e a n d f r i e n d l y f i r e w o r l d p o l ic
- Slimm
- Band Leader
- Posts: 5602
- Joined: Jul 20th, '05, 21:54
- Location: The Netherlands
- Gender: Male
Re: New Durex condom slogans
by mcZu » May 10th, '11, 20:36
Tornado wrote:You got a new job in marketing Zu? Cos i got a perfect pitch to shoot an ad for this...
PM me some pic and I'll see what I can do.
"Truth is limitless in its range; if you drop a 'T' and look at it in reverse, it could hurt."
- Lupe Fiasco
Follow Me!
McZu's Blog!
- Lupe Fiasco
Follow Me!
McZu's Blog!
-
mcZu - Band Leader
- Posts: 7297
- Joined: Jun 17th, '08, 14:21
- Location: Rotterdam
- Gender: Male
Re: New Durex condom slogans
by Master Chief » May 10th, '11, 20:38
That was weak...
One syllable rhyming? Lol...
One syllable rhyming? Lol...
Satirical Graphitical Productions.
-
Master Chief - Role Model
- Posts: 3891
- Joined: Dec 8th, '10, 23:38
- Location: Where?
- Gender: Male
Re: New Durex condom slogans
by Sam. » May 10th, '11, 20:59
[Rollefsen] - SajN retired, bitch got old, unlike Sams "ladies".
-
Sam. - Bad Influence
- Posts: 16630
- Joined: Jun 7th, '10, 11:10
- Location: India
- Gender: Male
Re: New Durex condom slogans
by Tornado » May 11th, '11, 12:09
mcZu wrote:Tornado wrote:You got a new job in marketing Zu? Cos i got a perfect pitch to shoot an ad for this...
PM me some pic and I'll see what I can do.
Cool. Just gotta find 10 "willing" chicks 1st, although just telling em they'll be on TV looking sexy would be enough
3K & Out
- Tornado
- Role Model
- Posts: 3039
- Joined: Jul 5th, '07, 15:36
- Location: A fucked up world....residing in LDN
- Gender: Male
9 posts
• Page 1 of 1
Who is online
Users browsing this forum: No registered users