Not the disappointing album, the game. Continue the story.
BoB quits his job to....
Maybe's The Adventures of B.o.B
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Maybe's The Adventures of B.o.B
by Satire » May 23rd, '11, 03:01
Last edited by Satire on May 23rd, '11, 05:27, edited 3 times in total.
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Re: Satire Recreates The Adventure's of Bob
by Master Chief » May 23rd, '11, 03:02
Reach the Captain ranking on Halo Reach.
He loses 5 games in a row so...
He loses 5 games in a row so...
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Re: Satire Recreates The Adventure's of Bob
by Satire » May 23rd, '11, 03:03
And then he goes to school the next day as his only fallback and fails an English test...and then..
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Re: Satire Recreates The Adventure's of Bob
by Master Chief » May 23rd, '11, 03:04
He rapes his hot teacher.
He kills her by accident and then...
He kills her by accident and then...
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Re: Satire Recreates The Adventure's of Bob
by slimshadylappin » May 23rd, '11, 03:05
commits suicide cause he failed
end of story
end of story
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Re: Satire Recreates The Adventure's of Bob
by Satire » May 23rd, '11, 03:05
And then he comes back to life after T.I. goes to his school and signs him for a record deal, and then...
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Re: Satire Recreates The Adventure's of Bob
by slimshadylappin » May 23rd, '11, 03:07
Satire wrote:And then he comes back to life after T.I. goes to his school and signs him for a record deal, and then...
gets murdered by Atlantic Records for having no commercial songs on his album
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Re: Satire Recreates The Adventure's of Bob
by Master Chief » May 23rd, '11, 03:08
*ignores slimshadylappin*
He makes a hit single called "My Nikkas Like To Party Hard Like An Erection! (Pt. VI)
He calls up 50 Cent to feature on it, Fif says...
He makes a hit single called "My Nikkas Like To Party Hard Like An Erection! (Pt. VI)
He calls up 50 Cent to feature on it, Fif says...
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Re: Satire Recreates The Adventure's of Bob
by Satire » May 23rd, '11, 03:09
Wrong, he has invincibility because he's actually an impenetrable android created by the Illuminati to infect the music industry with pseudo-"creativeness" and faux-"originality".
And then he murders Lupe Fiasco for ruining the Nothin on You beat...and then...
And then he murders Lupe Fiasco for ruining the Nothin on You beat...and then...
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Re: Satire Recreates The Adventure's of Bob
by slimshadylappin » May 23rd, '11, 03:10
gets arrested for killing god
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Re: Satire Recreates The Adventure's of B.o.B
by Master Chief » May 23rd, '11, 03:13
Then he rapes slimshadylappin for being the least original/funny member on TRshady.
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Re: Satire Recreates The Adventure's of B.o.B
by Satire » May 23rd, '11, 03:14
and then slimshadylappin goes out to play in traffic and then...
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Re: Satire Recreates The Adventure's of B.o.B
by Master Chief » May 23rd, '11, 03:15
Gets saved by diction which gets Spartan Laser'd by Master Chief.
Slimshadylappin tells Master Chief...
Slimshadylappin tells Master Chief...
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Re: Satire Recreates The Adventure's of B.o.B
by Satire » May 23rd, '11, 03:16
That Royce Da 5'9 sucks, and then somewhere, Royce...
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Re: Satire Recreates The Adventure's of B.o.B
by Master Chief » May 23rd, '11, 03:20
Calls him a "fuckin' fruit", Master Chief laughs and high fives Royce... slimshadylappin calls Lupe Fiasco on speed dial. Lupe...
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