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Youtube Textcees Game

Postby Satire » May 24th, '11, 02:08

How to play:
1.) Go to Youtube
2.) Find a video of one of your favorite hip-hop instrumentals using the search-bar
3.) Cringe & cry in the second-hand embarrassment of an amazing beat being slaughtered by the thought of some of the lyrics that were written to it.
4.) Post some of the worst ones.

Shook Ones 2
ill go first but first off this is not freestyle

Cuz Im writin it down, though it didnt take awhile

But this 8 mile sounding beat is pretty nice

So Imma flow on it a little and tell you what your like

Your the bitch at the party that no one likes

Your the faggot that doesnt know how to hold the mic

Your the scrawny punk pussy that everyone wants to fight

The type of mc that doesnt know what to say to me at any time or scene

Cuz your dying to learn what your trying to be
SCAenterprises 21 hours ago


Lose Yourself Instrumental
My name is insane cuz the game is lame and a shame for the rame of a aim to stars , Yeye , we know who you are. Don't act like a fuckin' celeberty , we in the street we own ya'll , fuck jay-z fuck shady fuck all other who know nothing bout' R-A-P , We dance with our' feet and we rap on the street and we're the worst gang you could meet , all we got here is som' fresh meat with jamaican weed.

if you think we on youtube is great rappers past this / Jotrez-D


Airplanes instrumental
won't pretend, cuz life's what you make it, i'll take it as it is,

stick my dick in it's mouth and rape it, fuck you all who hated,

and fuck you all who told me that I won't make it,

I'm so sick of this, and if you tell me once again I'm whack,

I'll rip you bitch, I'll tear you fucking fag apart, you won't be missed!

So don't ask me to pretend to be because I can't, fuck pretending, I'll stick to who I am.

man let's pretend, i had a father who cared,

let's pretend it's all good and ive had a life that was fair,

now let's pretend, that all my fuckin' friends believed in me,

fuck it, i'll spit this fucking rhymes in your face repeatedly,
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Re: Youtube Textcees Game

Postby Master Chief » May 24th, '11, 02:10

This pierces my heart, honestly.

What the fuck :'(
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Re: Youtube Textcees Game

Postby Satire » May 24th, '11, 02:20

Speakin In Tongues Instrumental

IM ABOUT TO BLOW UP SCREAMING; ALLAH O AKBAR. NIGGA I MOVE CROWDS LIKE A COP CAR. NO ENERGY DRINK BUT THE KID IS A ROCKSTAR. I HAVE BULLETS POPING OUT THE TOASTER LIKE POP TARTS. BLOW UR MONEY IN A WEEK BUT NIGGA I SHOP SMART. GOT A CREDIT CARD 700 SCORE ON IT. CONTINETAL JEEP YOU CAN TOUR ON IT. THE BELT ON WEIST IS LIKE 400.

BEAST MODE NIGGA AND I DONT EVEN DO THIS SHIT

chychy1 7 months ago


Rappin aint easy when you look like jb white boy rappin, call me jbreezy but no child play ICUP spell that out, shoo shut up asalamalenka riding in a chevy so mean jbreezy thats my name but when im done with your mom call me mr.clean yeah thats right im all about my mill love the smell of a freshly printed bill yeah im a rapper and a banger to get it I told you what I am and what im going to do I hoped in your girl like a kangaroo and just like the zoo im brining the lama threw (SPIT)
cooln56 6 months ago


I'm...speaking in tounges. Nah not talkin sneakers. Wack ass niggas thought this track was Justin Biebers. O...Wait Shawty Mane. Grind out genst the grain. Reign down. U drizzle. Pockets fat like Curtis Payne.

Of Course Money talks..Ur mubblein like Lil Wayne. This is my eulogy. Cuz u kno this tracks been slain:

Niggas talkin shit like they can beat me...yeah rite. I come out preety, lookin like it was a slap fite.Scratches on my back....Ur girl last night. Call her Cat Woman shit.

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Re: Youtube Textcees Game

Postby Blu » May 24th, '11, 04:25

his balls are sweaty ass weak dick is heavy there's cumshot on his sweater already he's nervous but on the surface he looks masturbated and ready

One of the funniest ones I've ever read. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
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