Satire wrote:Well I read his rebuttal and it was...underwhelming. Just when I thought I was getting into it it was already over
my reply didnt meet your expectations? fuck, believe me it looked good in my mind when I was typing it.
Satire wrote:I was hoping underneath his recondite surface Ku53v was more than just another mahmoud
just another mahmoud huh?. i don't see the resemblance, but he's a fairly good member so no offense taken.
Waving. Why are you waving at me. Waving is a sign of greeting, we're already engaged in combat. You don't get shot in the face and then wave at your enemy, what kind of loose vagina does that?
come on man, do i really need to explain everything I type?
i took your "oh hey look it's you" as a greeting, so I was just greetin you back.
Is that so hard to figure?
Satire wrote:No I was making sure that you were perfectly fine and healthy just in case your asthma was kicking in or something, hence the chest comment. From a distance the Facepalm smiley looks like you're gasping for air, ya know? I know I'm a bit overwhelming so I wanted to make sure your mouth garnered enough breath before more thrusting suffocation. (Elaboration: It means my cock's goin' in)
Oh I see, I'm sorry I didnt notice the chest comment, I must admit that whenever I realize you start to babble some funny nonsensical shit i automatically stop reading.
And no, with the facepalm smiley I wanted to literally describe what I was doing while reading your thread. Thanks for the worries but am perfectly fine.
Satire wrote:Yes, spill your brief list of adjectives out onto the page. Let me know how you feel Ku53v.
Yeah, now that you mention it, I realize my english vocabulary is poor. I'll try to enlarge my list of insults.
Satire wrote:I'm sorry that my bi-weekly threads about my brides annoys you. I can understand where you're coming from, all the attention that I've been paying to your big brothers lately has made you feel a little left out, is that it? Don't let them threaten you Ku53v, just let me take off my tie so I can lift my shirt, you can have some of my succulent man juice as well. We're a family here at TR, equality is a priority to keep us running. If you want a go at daddy's nipples, you have to speak up though. You can't just wander around the shadows, build this rage and have these little occasional outbursts when you're agitated, it makes you seem like a muddled bitch to the rest of the children.
I dont want daddy's attention, im sympathetic and understand that he is too busy working 24/7, always trying to innovate and keep this forum alive with his classic threads. The attention you give to your minions doesn't annoy me either,on the contrary, it amuses me, just like it does sensing the angriness in your last couple of posts.
Satire wrote:I didn't know it makes you so jealous that I flood the Backstage with my topics about other members (Because remember, I do this), if you wanted one yourself you could have atleast given me a hint. Look, I'll even change the title so that you don't feel alone and as awkward as you really are anymore. We're really discussing you here, don't fright. I'm here to help Ku
That's a bit too much don't you think?
I mean, you've mentioned my name at least 3 times in this thread, that's more than enough for me. Thanks nonetheless.
Satire wrote:Is this you admitting that you are obsessed? Because I am aware, I've already acknowledged that the reason you're so angry right now is because you think I'm better than you at fantasizing about another member shaking their dick in a spiraling direction while you slit your throat, open the edges, and soak them in your blood in a frantic attempt to relieve their sweat, or you just want to chop up another man's carrots, if you know what I mean
didn't read, i already explained why
Satire wrote:Thanks for completely misconstruing the context that I set there. I'm saying that I'm not so fucking obsessed that I would do that,
How is PM'ing somebody any less obsessive than making a thread about him?

Satire wrote:you fuck-plugged idiot
*takes note*
Satire wrote:I can understand. You're saying you're fat and asking for help, once again. You're saying, every time you went shopping for a suit & tie for your continuous interviews at Carl's Jr. the sheer girth of your body devastated your attire and turned the out-flying buttons into lethal weapons and the few times where you do succeed in capturing a shot with your camera that's as big as the penis you can't see, your mass combined with the black suit results in what looks like a black/blank photo. Sure I can sympathize with that.
Didn't read, but im sure its some histerically funny story that completely demolishes/exposes my internet persona. Damn i need to get a fucking life now.
