Well..One time, I was at football training when I was like..I dunno, 11 or 12 I hated training because all the kids were faggots, so I'd go walking around the oval they trained on and next to the oval was a river of water in a sorta wide v-shaped gully with a bridge over it where cars drove over and it had stinky sewage and shit like that and it was surrounded by rocks I'd throw in there..Hard to explain.
Well, I kicked my football in that sewage river thingy, and I thought it would be a good idea jumping into the water to get the ball back..
Got covered in mud and nearly drowned..The mud was like fucking quicksand.
Came home and said some bully pushed me in the water.
