All Women Are The Same

[Slim Fiasco]

The often mentioned statement that always gets dismissed by the ladies because we don’t approach it properly. To do it the right way I’ll start with a quote from The Italian Job that states “I trust everyone, it's the devil inside them I don't trust” so in the same manner I say “I love women I just hate the bitch in ‘em”. In other words, while all women are not the same the bitch in them is. This so-called bitch comes to being in few different manners and degrees, scenarios etc. Of course all women do have a bitch in them but it isn’t as strong with all of them. And the weaker the bitch is the better the girl is overall.

Men are always on the bitch’s radar but we luckily don’t have missiles launched at us most of the time. This is because women are great in their nature, and most girls I know and have met throughout my life have stricken me as nice. Thing is, when it comes to friendship or simple small talk the bitch is real quiet and that’s why all is good. However, if we’re talking about love relationships or one of the sides liking the opposite one then that’s when things get tricky (and this is the main scenario for which the topic statement refers to). That’s when the bitch does her thing, and may I remind you the bitch is like a final boss in a game that has like 5 sets of energy that you need to destroy. The same way, the bitch gets worse depending on the level of relation:

Level 1 - You were friends at first but then you got to like her

If it happens that she likes you back than the bitch will arise with couple of games and list of requirements. It’s never simple with bitch, she feeds off the power that you’re willing to do things for the girl and just has to complicate things. So instead of taking the easy route and just get together with you, which in this scenario is exactly what the girl wants, the bitch in her will make her play you hot and cold, wanting for you to impress her, expecting you to not be like everyone else and any similar bs. What’s funny is that when a boy likes a girl he likes for her what she is (that and the fact that she owns a pussy) and we don’t have any further requirements, if you meet the initial ones we’re good to go. But the bitch on the other side is like Vader trying to screw Lando by continuously changing the terms of the deal. So even though you meet the girl's initial requirements you'll still have to upgrade for more.

Level 2 – You came through for her and you are now dating.

Ok, at this point you officially got the bitch mad and pretty much returned the ring to Sauron. I mean, the girl is probably happy to be with someone she likes and at first the infatuation is running things with excellence, but soon enough the bitch in her will get bored and a set of new objectives will be presented to you. For example, men need more alone time than girls do but the bitch ignores that so it’s no surprise that we get this:

“Baby, baby, lately I feel like you don’t threat me right, it’s like you don’t love me anymore and you don’t pay as much attention to what I be doing”

-Arkham City is out bitch, stay the fuck outta my room!!!

Oh and this is when the bitch forgot about the asshole in men that makes us all the same but that’s a whole other discussion.

So anyway, I’ll end this on that note because it is already too long. There are other scenarios/levels such as a girl not liking you back or you not caring for a girl but she wants you etc., but I’ll leave that for some other time.

[Fleka]

Women are sent to this world to destroy what ever her man likes. They are evil.


Nah, i don`t really mean that. If you got the wrong girl, than she is a bitch. if you got the right girl, she is a bitch just sometimes.

[BigBangBazinga]

That was the best, most true, funniest and well written thing I've read in a long fucking time. Seriously, this is great stuff. Especially the Arkham City and Final Boss parts. Haha, damn. I love it. If you have the time and want to you should really do all levels.

[Guess_Who]

That was the best, most true, funniest and well written thing I've read in a long fucking time. Seriously, this is great stuff. Especially the Arkham City and Final Boss parts. Haha, damn. I love it. If you have the time and want to you should really do all levels.

I can't believe what I see, BBB in backstage.

I could type a long text about men too...but I'm afraid this is not the best place to do it.

If you got the wrong girl, than she is a bitch. if you got the right girl, she is a bitch just sometimes.

Reported to your gf.

[BigBangBazinga]

I can't believe what I see, BBB in backstage.

I could type a long text about men too...but I'm afraid this is not the best place to do it.

Hells yeah, I'm back.

And you should make that text, see what kind of response you get.

[Slim Fiasco]

Women are sent to this world to destroy what ever her man likes. They are evil.


Nah, i don`t really mean that. If you got the wrong girl, than she is a bitch. if you got the right girl, she is a bitch just sometimes.

That's a good way to put it That's why I hunt girls with a weak bitch.

[Slim Fiasco]

That was the best, most true, funniest and well written thing I've read in a long fucking time. Seriously, this is great stuff. Especially the Arkham City and Final Boss parts. Haha, damn. I love it. If you have the time and want to you should really do all levels.

Haha, thanks man. I'm glad that this got looked from a having fun point of view. And sure, I'll do the other levels later. I have the time, and English language is my main subject so writing online actually helps me and it's not a waste of time.

[Slim Fiasco]

That was the best, most true, funniest and well written thing I've read in a long fucking time. Seriously, this is great stuff. Especially the Arkham City and Final Boss parts. Haha, damn. I love it. If you have the time and want to you should really do all levels.

I can't believe what I see, BBB in backstage.

I could type a long text about men too...but I'm afraid this is not the best place to do it.

If you got the wrong girl, than she is a bitch. if you got the right girl, she is a bitch just sometimes.

Reported to your gf.

You should give that a try. I'll do one for men as well, soon.

[Slim Fiasco]

That was the best, most true, funniest and well written thing I've read in a long fucking time. Seriously, this is great stuff. Especially the Arkham City and Final Boss parts. Haha, damn. I love it. If you have the time and want to you should really do all levels.

Lol this.

And lirl at this:

Oh and this is when the bitch forgot about the asshole in men that makes us all the same but that’s a whole other discussion.

This is worship-worthy.

Glad you enjoyed it man, haha. Look out for more.

[Slim Fiasco]

Level 3 – You like her but she doesn’t like you back

This is one of the hardest levels in the game and you get to replay it a lot. Regardless if you were friends or not, or you met her somewhere random the girl won’t be interested in talking to you. Here the bitch is in passive mode but very annoying nonetheless. It makes the girl to feel bored (and that’s even if you get to talk to her when she’s alone) and she’ll kill the conversation in matter of seconds. See, in a regular chat you ask someone how their day has went or something and they ask you back after giving an answer. Well this time you’ll only get yes or no answers or the next shortest variable and zero questions will be addressed to you.

What you need to do is to trigger the bitch’s sick little mind that makes the girl self-involved by making an assumption about her. That way she’ll get interested in talking to you via selfish manner in order to learn more about how people perceive her. However, these girls are usually all about looks so you won’t get to have her but you can win a battle with the bitch. Therefore, the right thing to do is to not even bother but if you wanna teach the bitch a lesson than give it a go (the bitch lives in denial though so she won’t feel defeated).

Level 4 – You don’t like her but the girl wants you

This opens up two main scenarios. The girl has a weak bitch or it has an extremely powerful bitch which implies that she’s quite a catch. This also means that you either look like Adam Brody (or insert any teen choice award winner) or are extra rich. Anyhow, this is all about the bitch and this time it doesn’t affect you. It only shows how big it is on double standards. The bitch dismisses any level 3 players but expects you to act like one of them.

In case she has a weak bitch it means that you got yourself a stalker. These girls fucking talk a lot, spam your facebook chat and dickride you on the regular. But since you don’t like them, the only thing that you can gain is food for your ego. This is your chance to locate the bitch in you or defeat the average bitch by not acting the way girls act when you’re the one who stalks. You’ll probably end up showing interest because it feels good to be liked.

[Sam.]

I love my GF no matter what.

[Devil'sAdvocate]

I love my GF no matter what.

you cant live without your hand now,aint it?

[Sekou]

I love pussy, but never the bitch that it's attached to

But seriously, there ISN'T a bitch in every girl. I used to think that too. It's just that the girls who don't have a bitch in them are either ugly or retarded for the most part.

[Sam.]

Arent you like 14?

Justin Bieber.

[Slim Fiasco]

I love pussy, but never the bitch that it's attached to

But seriously, there ISN'T a bitch in every girl. I used to think that too. It's just that the girls who don't have a bitch in them are either ugly or retarded for the most part.

Lol, but nah man there has to be a bitch somewhere inside. Girls like that are most likely associated with the level 4 players and have a brain-dead bitch in them. So since they are after you the bitch won't affect you even it was a strong one. But give this girl good looks or find few people that are into her, and the bitch will hit the surface sooner than later.