All Men Are The Same

[Slim Fiasco]

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As I noted in the first part of my theory, what makes all men the same is the presence of the asshole. The asshole is basically what the bitch is to women but as you may expect it’s different in plenty of ways. For start, while the bitch is almost an exclusive thing for love relations between the two genders, the asshole operates in the field of friendship as well. Not that the bitch doesn’t but it’s not as common. However, since this theory is about the game and the levels it offers, I’ll stick to the asshole’s interference with the affection between men and women.

The asshole is more fucked up than Eminem’s family which is an understatement to say the least. The asshole, or as some like to call it the ego, is a sponge that absorbs all the shit in the life of one man. Much like the bitch, there are men with a weak and men with a strong asshole. The asshole is created by a dad who is/was a drunk, bullies who kicked the shit out of the given guy, girls and friends who fucked him over in the past and any other negative thing that might have happened in the meantime. The asshole may also be a result of a spoiled, rich or good-looking person. With that being said, let’s continue with the game:

Level 1 – You like him, but some other girl/s like/s him too

Wow, are you shitting me? You’ve just bought the asshole a birthday present and he is fucking lovin’ it. In this situation, the asshole is Harry Potter’s cousin Dudley and you’re Harry without the right to use magic (which you don’t even have anyway). The right thing for the man to do here is to either choose one girl or to politely say fuck off to all of you. To no one’s surprise though, the asshole makes the guy to love the attention and troll you two/three worse than Hopsin does Odd Future fans. He’ll probably act mean to one of you since he has enough substitutes or pretend to like all candidates so that he feeds off the attention.

Level 2 – You’re a virgin and won’t let him do you

You’ve just triggered the asshole in me. Listen here lady, the holy factor of sex is overrated i.e. non-fuckin’- existent ya dig? Stop being afraid of pain, wait for the right guy or for the right amount of time to pass. It won’t be any less awkward after 6 months of dating as it would be on the first month mark. Now I’m not telling you to get pregnant at 14 but if you’re 18-20 and have a guy who likes you and you neglect that enjoyment from him, you deserve a slap. What’s worse is that you’ll end up fucking with the first guy after the unavoidable break up and you’ll let him have you in a week.

What’s even worse is that you’re going to start enjoying sex and regret not doing it earlier and maybe staying with a person that cares for you more and vice versa. Moreover, I’ve seen girls be like all ashamed about sex talk, like disgusted and stuff and then after they do it the first time, you can search them on YouJizz within a month. Ok, not really but you know what I mean. Bottom line, if the guy is being an asshole by pushing you to sleep with him, don’t act like you don’t know and drop them pants right away.

[Slim Fiasco]

Level 3 – You’re dating and he’s jealousy issues come into play

Fine, this is men at our lamest. The asshole here creates possessive behavior in the guy and he doesn’t give you a break. Now don’t be a hypocrite about it, I know that the bitch in yoo enjoys this on a twisted level but I understand the complaints. What can I say? We sometimes get insecure and are afraid to lose what we have. I give you the permission to dump this idiot or to try to make him better if you wish. Good luck with the later.

Level 4 – He isn’t willing to date you; you like each other but he drifts away

We’re not afraid of commitment, I repeat - there’s no intimidation felt whatsoever so shut the fuck up. This guy is used to having a lot of free time and he doesn’t want to jeopardize that. It’s not that he’s afraid to maybe fall deeper in love with you and that he wouldn’t be able to handle that. It’s a simple matter of choice or to say it better, a preference. The asshole in him has little to do with this, but if he dumps you in an offensive way then this douche doesn’t deserve you. Move the fuck on.

Level 5 – Side challenge for Level 1; he showed up from nowhere after initially not showing interest in you

Ok so, you were one of the girls who liked the guy. The asshole made him to overlook you but as time passed by he realized that he likes you so he called. If that’s the case then I suggest you to play along. However, this might be a trap. He knows that you like him and he wants to use you for a night or two, or to entertain himself for a little while. It’s up to you to make the right decision.

This is it for now but I may add some more later.

[Slim Fiasco]

Oh and it's the asshole in me that made this all about the bitch again.

[Slim Fiasco]

What’s worse is that you’ll end up fucking with the first guy after the unavoidable break up and you’ll let him have you in a week.

So true, then she wonders why you call her a whore.

Lol.

[JamaicanPattlez]

What’s worse is that you’ll end up fucking with the first guy after the unavoidable break up and you’ll let him have you in a week.

So true, then she wonders why you call her a whore.

And also wonders why you deleted her number and her facebook after you agreed to be "Just Friends".