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How to get rid of Marijuana out of your system fast?

Postby KaZer » May 17th, '12, 19:04

I'm trying to clean my system out for a job and I want to know is there drinks like cranberry or something that helps to get rid it quick? Any helpful tips?
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Re: How to get rid of Marijuana out of your system fast?

Postby DƎRDYPK » May 17th, '12, 19:07

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Re: How to get rid of Marijuana out of your system fast?

Postby AbramIsaac » May 17th, '12, 19:09

How long do you have until you have to take the test, and how much do you smoke?

Cranberry is good. Lots of water and exercise also work well together. If you have to, you can drink a ton of water around 4 hours before your test, and you'll dilute your sample. In order to avoid raising any kind of suspicion about it, take some B12 supplements when you drink the water to add color to it.

Now, if the test is being done at a lab, then you may be in a little worse shape, as they may be able to detect that you've altered your sample. For this, I'd suggest using something besides your urine. Synthetic urine has always done the trick, but now some of the labs are being trained in how to spot it. If you want to be extra safe, buy some dehydrated urine, and follow the instructions that come with it.
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Re: How to get rid of Marijuana out of your system fast?

Postby Hesky » May 17th, '12, 19:11

DƎRDYPK wrote:Smoke more Image


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Keep drinking water, and keep pissing it out.
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Re: How to get rid of Marijuana out of your system fast?

Postby bigray » May 17th, '12, 19:33

shadykaz wrote:I'm trying to clean my system out for a job and I want to know is there drinks like cranberry or something that helps to get rid it quick? Any helpful tips?


What kind of a job u applying for? What does weed have to do with ur job?
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Re: How to get rid of Marijuana out of your system fast?

Postby KaZer » May 17th, '12, 21:18

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Re: How to get rid of Marijuana out of your system fast?

Postby ShAdYTiLIDie » May 17th, '12, 22:44

Also on the water thing, make sure you do that the day of and not the days before, I dont think that the water completely washes out your system it just makes your piss dilute
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Re: How to get rid of Marijuana out of your system fast?

Postby Emadyville » May 17th, '12, 22:48

i think there is something at GNC you can get, a kid i know took it after he had just smoked and passed a drug test he had like 2 hrs later.
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Re: How to get rid of Marijuana out of your system fast?

Postby ShAdYTiLIDie » May 17th, '12, 23:26

Oh yeah, if you are determined enough/ can spend some money its very easy, just get some Detox its about 30-50 bucks, Although I think you have to drink the whole thing like 5 hours before the test,( it tastes like ass) then piss 5 times before the test (drink lots of water) and your sure to pass 99%
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Re: How to get rid of Marijuana out of your system fast?

Postby Kill You » May 18th, '12, 02:55

ShAdYTiLIDie wrote:Oh yeah, if you are determined enough/ can spend some money its very easy, just get some Detox its about 30-50 bucks, Although I think you have to drink the whole thing like 5 hours before the test,( it tastes like ass) then piss 5 times before the test (drink lots of water) and your sure to pass 99%


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Re: How to get rid of Marijuana out of your system fast?

Postby Menzo » May 18th, '12, 03:02

ShAdYTiLIDie wrote:Oh yeah, if you are determined enough/ can spend some money its very easy, just get some Detox its about 30-50 bucks, Although I think you have to drink the whole thing like 5 hours before the test,( it tastes like ass) then piss 5 times before the test (drink lots of water) and your sure to pass 99%


Detox ain't drop yet :shifty:
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Re: How to get rid of Marijuana out of your system fast?

Postby ShAdYTiLIDie » May 18th, '12, 03:23

Menzo wrote:
ShAdYTiLIDie wrote:Oh yeah, if you are determined enough/ can spend some money its very easy, just get some Detox its about 30-50 bucks, Although I think you have to drink the whole thing like 5 hours before the test,( it tastes like ass) then piss 5 times before the test (drink lots of water) and your sure to pass 99%


Detox ain't drop yet :shifty:


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Re: How to get rid of Marijuana out of your system fast?

Postby Miller » May 18th, '12, 08:05

Menzo wrote:
ShAdYTiLIDie wrote:Oh yeah, if you are determined enough/ can spend some money its very easy, just get some Detox its about 30-50 bucks, Although I think you have to drink the whole thing like 5 hours before the test,( it tastes like ass) then piss 5 times before the test (drink lots of water) and your sure to pass 99%


Detox ain't drop yet :shifty:

It would be 50 bucks though. :shifty:
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Re: How to get rid of Marijuana out of your system fast?

Postby Slimm » May 18th, '12, 10:39

You have to take drug tests for normal jobs? What?
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Re: How to get rid of Marijuana out of your system fast?

Postby bigray » May 18th, '12, 12:48

Slimm wrote:You have to take drug tests for normal jobs? What?


The dude must be from USA!
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