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Re: How to get rid of Marijuana out of your system fast?

Postby Ka0t1c » May 19th, '12, 03:20

water, water, water, alcohol and quit smoking, i promise, also more info: are you fat??? it's important to know how much body fat you have since it stores in your fat cells, the less fat, the quicker it will go away, i was a chronic user for 4 years before i joined the army and i got rid of the thc by drinkin a gallon a day for 1 wk before i tested clean. there are masking drinks but i wouldn't recommend also there is a thing called the whizzer, which is a fake penis attached to a bag of clean urine u can use if there are meat gazers at your job aka penis watchers, good luck
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Re: How to get rid of Marijuana out of your system fast?

Postby Blu » May 19th, '12, 03:26

Don't smoke.
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Re: How to get rid of Marijuana out of your system fast?

Postby ShAdYTiLIDie » May 19th, '12, 04:37

Yeah man Ka0tic is right and to add to that, if your skinny and have a high metabolism you shouldnt have much to worry about but if your overweight it stays in your fat so the best way to get rid of it is drink water and exercise however dont exercise much like 2 days before the test because then you would probably just be pissing out the THC.
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Re: How to get rid of Marijuana out of your system fast?

Postby AbramIsaac » May 19th, '12, 05:13

Cosh wrote:when did u stop smoking?

Probably a year and a half if not two years ago, aside from a few random times that I could probably count on two hands...and that's if I was missing a couple fingers.
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Re: How to get rid of Marijuana out of your system fast?

Postby Sekou » May 19th, '12, 09:05

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Re: How to get rid of Marijuana out of your system fast?

Postby Ka0t1c » May 19th, '12, 09:59

great meme! hahaha, only a couple of times... lame...j/k

still good luck with what you're tryna accomplish, the best way is just by being yourself but if you wanna slave away for the rest of us...be my guest then... minimum wage FTW
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Re: How to get rid of Marijuana out of your system fast?

Postby WakeUpShow » May 19th, '12, 22:34

AbramIsaac wrote:
Cosh wrote:when did u stop smoking?

Probably a year and a half if not two years ago, aside from a few random times that I could probably count on two hands...and that's if I was missing a couple fingers.

do you mind me asking why?
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Re: How to get rid of Marijuana out of your system fast?

Postby AbramIsaac » May 19th, '12, 22:44

Well, there were a few reasons.

Mainly because it wasn't relaxing me anymore. I stopped feeling laid back and carefree, and started getting so paranoid that I would think about taking apart my television and hiding all of my paraphernalia in it. I'd be peeking out the windows, and just generally be so on-edge that it was sort defeating the purpose of smoking.

I'm not sure why...it may have something to do with the psychedelics I was experimenting with the years prior, or the close calls with the police, or the fact that things were getting a little too hot where I was at. In any case, it wasn't something I was into anymore.

I'm still an avid fan, in theory. I'm just not able to enjoy it anymore.
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