ITT You brag about stuff you didn't accomplish.

[WakeUpShow]

-P!nk went to my grade school
-My Dad is a helicopter pilot and when he was younger used to fly numerous celebrities/politicians.

Go..

[DƎRDYPK]

my older brother met Tony Hawk before/or around when he first he got really popular

[WakeUpShow]

my older brother met Tony Hawk before/or around when he first he got really popular

btw props on the Always Sunny icon

[ImANoob]

my cousin got herpes from a dirty hooker in NYC so he beat the fuck out of her

[WakeUpShow]

btw, did accomplish this.
-went to eagles training camp when I was younger, and at the end Terrell Owens walked up to the fence where I was standing and signed my football.

[ShadysDisciple]

My english teacher played for the Toronto Argonauts (Canadian Football Team) and held the record for most kick points ever for like 10 years or something like that.

[BigBoss]

my cousin got herpes from a dirty hooker in NYC so he beat the fuck out of her

Is that why your sister had those bruises?

[SajN]

Eminem became one of the biggest rapper ever.

[Trimss]

SajN is going to meet Trimss.

[SajN]

Trimss is going to meet SajN.

[Trimss]

Gangbang.

[LIL_B]

i can suck my own dick.

[SliK]

My friends were in the same club at the same time as Rob Pattinson

[WakeUpShow]

girl i went out with has a picture of her as an infant being kissed on the forehead by pope john paul II.

[12characters]

I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky.