If you have a foreskin get in here

by **PAINKILLƎR** » May 23rd, '13, 06:17

When you're about to have sex do you pull your skin over the head as if it were a ski mask breaking in?

Or do you close the skin up and pee till it fills up like a balloon and let it go and have the piss squirt out spiratically?

by **Dante** » May 23rd, '13, 06:24

This shit is mad disgusting, yo.

by **PAINKILLƎR** » May 23rd, '13, 06:24

Do you have foreskin?

by **12characters** » May 23rd, '13, 06:25

Dante wrote:This shit is mad disgusting, yo.

So that's a no?

by **Dante** » May 23rd, '13, 06:25

Naw. Got that shit cut off at birth.

by **PAINKILLƎR** » May 23rd, '13, 06:33

Have you ever jumped out of a plane without a parachute so you use your stretched out foreskin as one?

by **Dante** » May 23rd, '13, 06:45

PAINKILLƎR wrote:Have you ever jumped out of a plane without a parachute so you use your stretched out foreskin as one?

Yes, several times.

by **CanadaPure** » May 23rd, '13, 06:48

I put mine over my girlfriends finger and then piss on her.

If I had a girlfriend... or a penis.

by **Trimss** » May 23rd, '13, 15:41

Hage wrote:>having your dick mutilated at birth
>2013

Lol at mutilated. :unsure:

#TeamNoForeskin

by **BigBoss** » May 23rd, '13, 16:16

Get it cut off you faggots, you get dickcheese stuck inside and cleaning it is a bitch, then stretching it hurts apparently. Plus alot of girls think it's disgusting, whereas every girl is fine with a normal dick

>2013
>Still having extra flesh on dick

Ishiggydiggitydoo

by **infinite2hts** » May 23rd, '13, 16:20

bitches love dicks with no foreskin.

by **TonyTilt** » May 23rd, '13, 17:13

#teammutiliationatbirth

by **PAINKILLƎR** » May 23rd, '13, 18:11

This was supposed to be a foreskin joke thread not a faggot teamImMissingPartOfMyPenisSinceBirth or teamMySkinIsBiggerThanYours. Only person who didn't fail was CP, but he's a god so he always delivers. Bitches

by **PAINKILLƎR** » May 23rd, '13, 18:16

Lol yeah

by **CanadaPure** » May 23rd, '13, 20:51

This is a true story guys, so I'm really opening up to you. This is one of my most embarrassing stories of all time, but it totally fits this thread, so whatever.

When I was about 7/8 or so and my foreskin first became retractable, I played with that bastard all day long. I didn't start jackin' it until I was about 11 or 12, so I was just diddling with my tallywacker, nothing more. Anyway, one day I wanted to see if I could put stuff under my foreskin. So I started small, I put a bead under that motherfucker and marveled at my penis with the bump under the skin.

Now, being 7-ish I thought this was pretty fucking funny. So I sought out more things to put under my foreskin. I put a nickle under there, I put a dime under there, I put a few more beads under there. I could hardly believe my new superpower. I had a pocket to store all my worldly goods, and it was on my penis!

So I moved out to my ultimate goal. I was going to put a quarter under my foreskin. It would be fantastic. So I rolled back that bastard, put the quarter on my little dick head, and rolled the foreskin back over it. It took a bit of forcing, but I fit the quarter under my penis skin. It was incredible!

Anyway, when I went to get the quarter out, it was stuck. I couldn't get the skin back over it. It was starting to hurt, and I started to cry. I had a quarter under my dick, I'd be known as "quarter dick" for the rest of my life (and I still am, but not because the coin is still stuck).

I had to man up, and tell my Dad that I got a quarter stuck in my penis. He laughed at me.

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