TruEmFan wrote:Ehh, forget what I said about college.
Tell me about your crazy night
alright tru, just for you!
well well where do i start? ok good idea
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I had a soccer game on Wednesday for school, but it was raining so my coach had to rearrange the schedule but we ended up playing in the rain and we won 3-1, (with our first goal coming from their own goal, the start of my bizarre day). After the game, I decide to spark with some people, but after doing so I was real exhausted and just went home and slept, then I get a call at 9 p.m. that wakes me up and someone is saying "Yo man, my parents are gone for the night." So I get my shit ready, bring out my fake I.D. Then I'm a pussy cause I'm still kind of buzzed still because when you sleep it puts your high on hold till you wake up except you have a huge headache, so they're asking where would I want to use my I.D.? A 7-11, a Lucky's, a liquor store, and I kept saying no to all of them, till finally I went to Lucky's a bought a 30-pack of Coors (which isn't great of beer but does the job.) So we get to his house after we buy the stuff, some other people come with the weed, we spark and we drink for a while, oh we drank through a beer bong which was awesome, made the beer taste great. Then some IDIOTS decide that we should go drive to buy some food, instead of order Pizza or something like me and this other person were demanding. So we get a guy who's the most sober (he's not really sober, he just saying he is) He's driving and it's all good and shit ya know, he's driving well (from what I can remember) Then we decide to stop at Jack In The Box (them motherfuckers had to be closed at 12:30 a.m. huh) so we had to go through the drive thru and my friend was all fucked up and was yelling at the person, he would be like ("I WANT ONE CHEESEBURGER, WAIT, MAKE THAT TWO, UMMMM HOLD ON, MAYBE MILKSHAKE AS WELL") [the reason it's caps, is because he's fuckin screaming, like screaming, not speaking loudly but SCREAMING. And the person on the intercom, I'm fucking positive they spit in the food. Now i'm sitting in the back right of the car, and my friend who's sitting bitch was feeling sick and shit and he turns around to me and says "I'm feeling sick, du") the reason he doesn't the word "dude" is because he pukes all over, he gets some on my pants and gets all over the car, gets some all they way up in the steering wheel and shit. (you know the chain reaction effect? where one person pukes and everyone else starts to as well?) Well that ALMOST happened cause he got some over me and I was about to puke and so was everyone else but luckily we didn't. LUCKILY! So we pull over at some random ass street, drop him off and he keeps puking. Me and another person stay with him while the others go get shit to clean up the cars, well, we wait an hour in the middle of no where, many many cars are passing. So they finally show up with the car clean, but smells like shit...Now i'm sitting bitch now, where all the puking occured and to the left of me is a guy with his right pants all puked on and the left of me was the guy who puked, so he's got shit all over him and the person driving decides to suck at driving now, and both of them are falling all over me and almost made me puke.) We finally show up at his house at around 1:30, I was the only one who understood how laundry worked so I put all our shit in the washer then dryer... and we slept at around 3 after an install game of halo 3 maybe? I dont quite remember, some shit is still foggy and I dont remember because in the process of this summary i've skipped hours because I dont' remember it. But ey if I dont remember it then it probably wasn't funny or cool enough to get posted. Anywho, I have to wake up early the next morning cause i'm driving (like actually driving, like i'm in the drivers seat and i'm moving the steering will and shit) to L.A. I wake up at around 8 am and realize that I put my pants and this other guys' pants in the same laundry as the guy who puked over himself!!! FUCK and we forgot to at least rinse it or something. So I open it and it smell makes me almost faint, and it happened to not be dry so I have to be late to get home cause of that and that's about it.
have fun reading this boring story, u kinda had to be there and high/drunk to feel the effect of it.
by MC Anonymous » Nov 28th, '08, 01:05 
All i did was uh...nothing different than a usual day. my moms too cheap to celebrate 
