The Story of Life

[Tash8]

TruEm, the green user, female (female)
had a very con-servative, approach (approach)
then one day, James. R came by (cam by) [get it get it?]
ripped up the cherry and turned her inta a ho' (hoho)

-----Fine Print----
*all characters in this story are fictional and any similarities are merely coincidental*

[Solace]

I seriously dont know where you get your story telling skills from

The characters were just so real, as if they were actual people...

[James R.]

Dude... that's like... the story of my life!

[Tash8]

That TruEm girl, she seems dope. I just hope James was packin, knawwwmeeean?

i haven't gotten that far in her development but she's a 5'1 black hair chick, who likes to cheat on her boyfriends just for lust.

[James R.]

That James guy was totally packing 40 feet of fury

[Tash8]

I think TruEm should be a little taller, and a tad bit hornier.

my bad, did i say 5'1? i meant 5'4

and the hornier part will cum out soon in the next story.

[Tash8]

No, taller. She used to play basketball, dammit!

i know that's why i said 5'8

[James R.]

Lol effing tall girls.

[Tash8]

fine...

she the moved to NY, and went to NYU

















but then she got kicked out for having sex with the choir teacher and now works as a prostitute at nights while she's taking care of James R's baby (who doesn't even know he has a son) and in the days she works on her story career by writing about TashyStyle.

[James R.]

Holy shit. James had a son with her? I be he wore her out like old Air Jordans in the sack

[Tash8]

^ are u full asian?

[Tash8]

A black guy + a tall asian + ????? = Profit

yea the kid will have the athletic abilities and the smarts... shiiiiiit!

[Tash8]

but what about it's driving skills

I bet tru has hit 32 people by now

lol... dawg i live in an area and go to a school that's represented by 70% Asians... i get so mad when i'm driving, I get so mad when I look at their gpas and compare them to mine and i get so mad at how much our football teams sucks!

though, every hot chick almost always has a mix of asian in her... has a black ass and european face.. and then that asian adds the extras...

[James R.]

I totally thought you were a white chick. I won't even lie.

[Tash8]

I'm Filipina though, those stereotypes don't usually work on me.

oh
does your school have a big asian market as mine does?