First, the loves of my life:
Music: I think sometimes you piss me off with music like crank dat but really, without the shit, no one would realize how amazing you are and always will be.
Cocaine: The reason I love you, is because when I think I'm doing a bad thing when I do occasionally smoke weed, I think of you and be like I can't be doing something THAT bad.
Gay Porn: If it wasn't for you, gay porn, how could I get rid of a morning wood when I have people coming over in the early hours?
James R. & Sarah: I love you two, for two completely different reasons, James, without you, it's like weed with no THC, it'd be like writing this whole thing up and there's no "Submit" button. Now in serious tone, sarah, thanks for the help recently
.Worthy People (there's only 5 of them and bonus):
Bar: actually nevermind, fuck a bar, i'll just rock a stick.... "hey nurse, look at this bar, he's crooked" (get it? Got it, Yeah, nickle ain't going nowhere).
SaJJad: He's also a-bar ^, with bar being spelled backwards. He has the best music on this site, and if anyone wants to argue, then fuck you.
McMaybe: If we were to give mcmaybe a blood diamond, 100k children better have died to make it, otherwise it's not worthy of his basement.
Tru:Only reason I have her here, is when we kill everyone else off, we need to reproduce, it'd make sense to have the horniest one. I'm kidding that's not the only reason.... (she's also asian, which would make our children smart as well)
Slimm: Remember that deal, I made to stop the jerk for 1 week? WELL FUCK YOU ASSHOLE, posting those pictures every fucking thread isn't helping me.
---Bonus---
Mart85: We hustle man, we made one beat (forgive me remix) and we've gotten 25 people begging for it!
For everyone else, except Hadez, C-Riz, Angie, here is your present:
That's so thoughtful. 
*high five wit angie*
