I Am Legendary......

[MC Anonymous]

.....Is a game I want to propose.
The rules are;
1.) Try to make the most outrageous, clever punchline you can.
2.) The person below you has to rate it 1/10
3.) Incorporate all humor in your punches, nothing is off limits.
4.) Have fun.

I'll start it.

My balls stay dropped like incomplete passes.

[James R.]

lol 7/10

I'm so dope I ejaculate heroin

[Ka0t1c]

5/10

my dick stays more erect than Legos or K'nex

[MC Anonymous]

6/10

My dick so big, the universe revolves around it.

[James R.]

7/10

My dick is so big that it eats other dicks and is NEVER considered homo.

[Jay-19]

5/10


Stop, you're time's up like it's 12 o'clock.

[MC Anonymous]

4/10

I'll break your dick like Neb121's pussy.

[James R.]

Lol 8/10

In April several decades ago someone tried to pull a prank on James R. He overreacted and killed them with their child's spine. That day has been renamed April Fool's Day

[MC Anonymous]

1/10 .... punchlines lol

I'll put death under your soul to get ya spirits lifted.

[Slim Zaddy]

Lol 8/10

In April several decades ago someone tried to pull a prank on James R. He overreacted and killed them with their child's spine. That day has been renamed April Fool's Day

lmfaooooo

8/10

in my calendar, it goes from march 31st - 2nd april.... no one fools me

6/10

My face wrenchs as my mouth sends forth silent energy

[MC Anonymous]

6/10 .... punchlines lol

I'll put death under your soul to get ya spirits lifted.

[James R.]

6/10

Kanye West dissed me once, so I kicked him in the balls while he was recording. The result was 808's and Heartbreak

[MC Anonymous]

7/10

So ill, my mouth releases infinite symbols for rhymes.

[Slim Zaddy]

7/10

So ill, my mouth releases infinite symbols for rhymes.

lol 8/10

i'll drown you in the air

7/10

faggot, you couldn't fuck a girl right if they were dead or sober
so when I catch your chick on the flipside... it's cuz you never bend her over

[James R.]

^Rofl! 9/10

I counted to infinite... twice