How did you Learn about Sex?

[James R.]

Was is throught TV, "the talk," or some other possibly hilarious way?

Me personally? Well this takes me back to kindergarten when I was a wee lad. My little gf at the time, Kaylin/Kay'Lynn (however you spell it) was the baddest bitch in the class, and with my unmatched swag and charm she was mine. So to celebrate that every day we'd go to the coat room and do out little kid make out. Btw she probably had SERIOUS daddy issues cuz this chick was a freak, but I digress. One day we did some "show me yours I'll show you mine" and got caught by the teacher. Apparently going to the coat room like 12 times every day raise suspicions.

Later that day my mom got me and sat me down and told me about sex. I mean she was serious. She had a little book and everything. Shit was deep, but it did answer the little questions I had. Me and Kay w/e continued to little kid make out, but did it a little less.

Fast Forward to 2000. I'm like 11 years old and one night my dad walks in the room while I'm playing video games. Before I know it we're talking about all kinda shit that I don't wanna be talking about. 3 hours later I'm terrified of sex because there was a slight chance it could lead to another one of those talks.

Fast foward to 2002. I'm 13 or so and I finally discover porn. By 2004 I was gamed up and ready to get some ass. I did. Mission accomplished. SCORE! And that's how I learned about sex. What about you fuckers?

[Sleepy]

Was is throught TV, "the talk," or some other possibly hilarious way?

Me personally? Well this takes me back to kindergarten when I was a wee lad. My little gf at the time, Kaylin/Kay'Lynn (however you spell it) was the baddest bitch in the class, and with my unmatched swag and charm she was mine. So to celebrate that every day we'd go to the coat room and do out little kid make out. Btw she probably had SERIOUS daddy issues cuz this chick was a freak, but I digress. One day we did some "show me yours I'll show you mine" and got caught by the teacher. Apparently going to the coat room like 12 times every day raise suspicions.

Later that day my mom got me and sat me down and told me about sex. I mean she was serious. She had a little book and everything. Shit was deep, but it did answer the little questions I had. Me and Kay w/e continued to little kid make out, but did it a little less.

Fast Forward to 2000. I'm like 11 years old and one night my dad walks in the room while I'm playing video games. Before I know it we're talking about all kinda shit that I don't wanna be talking about. 3 hours later I'm terrified of sex because there was a slight chance it could lead to another one of those talks.

Fast foward to 2002. I'm 13 or so and I finally discover porn. By 2004 I was gamed up and ready to get some ass. I did. Mission accomplished. SCORE! And that's how I learned about sex. What about you fuckers?

i suppose it was tv then the talk for me

[Solace]

lmfao @how you learned it. Interesting story. Smh you getting ass so young, i wanna be like you I personally forgot how i learned it, it wasnt school, it wasnt family. Pretty sure it was TV. I know that TV taught me soooo many other things relating to sex. Like oral and 69. Yea. But I do remember that I thought sex was kissing while you were in bed. Even if i didnt learn from TV school would have taught me cause in grade 5 we had Health and learned about reproductive shit.

[James R.]

But I do remember that I thought sex was kissing while you were in bed. Even if i didnt learn from TV school would have taught me cause in grade 5 we had Health and learned about reproductive shit.

Yeah until kindergarten I thought sex was just kissing a lot. Cuz I'd hear it on TV then see people makin out and shit and thought I was puttin 2 and 2 together lol. I didn't have a formal health class until like 11th grade though. My schools failed.

[Solace]

But I do remember that I thought sex was kissing while you were in bed. Even if i didnt learn from TV school would have taught me cause in grade 5 we had Health and learned about reproductive shit.

Yeah until kindergarten I thought sex was just kissing a lot. Cuz I'd hear it on TV then see people makin out and shit and thought I was puttin 2 and 2 together lol. I didn't have a formal health class until like 11th grade though. My schools failed.

Great minds think alike then. Isnt it awkward as fuck to talk with your teacher about sex? For us in grade 5 we didnt have separate health teachers, we did it with our classroom teacher. And in grade 7 and 8 we learn from our gym teacher lol.

[James R.]

Lmao my gym teacher did like a 4 week section on nothing but sex and we had that shit ALL 5 days lol. I didn't think I could talk about the logistics and shit of sex for 20 days, but apparently I was wrong. It wasn't that bad, but when he started talking about personal experiences and shit it got to be pretty uncomfortable lol

[Solace]

Wow lmao I hope they dont talk about personal experience. Canadians know better smh

[James R.]

Lmao I hope so too man. That's the kinda shit you can't unhear

[James R.]

^hahahahahaha @ you asking her for sex lmfao. That's amazing. But yeah man whores are the best when you're young. They set you up for so many other temptations in the future

[Slimm]

I have no idea, i know that ever since i was like 9 me and my homie used to watch porn on his dad's pc. We got caught and the moterfucker blamed me but fuck that shit, we always used to tell each other how we couldnt wait to be 18 cause we thought that was the age u will get sex.
Good times.

[Slimm]

^hahahahahaha @ you asking her for sex lmfao. That's amazing. But yeah man whores are the best when you're young. They set you up for so many other temptations in the future

DAFUCK JAMES

[<Stiiccy>]

Well I remember I was like 4 when I actually heard the word "sex" from my cousin...though I didn't know what it meant, I thought it was cool hahahaha...
fast forward to about the age of 9 I go over to my cousins house and watched porn for the first time, which really jump started me hahahaha....

I never got the sex talk from either of my parents...My dad just told me to wear a rubber or he'll kill me...

fast forward to the age of 14...I fuck a drunk girl for the first time...preety much sticcy style hehehe

[James R.]

lmfao it's meant to be said "But yeah man, whores are the best..."

But being a manwhore myself I'd have to say that I am the best. And seeing as how the definition of manwhore is James R. Slimmy and McMaybe I don't think my statement was too far from the truth


EDIT: I forgot about my hot ass teachers. 2nd grade and 3rd grade were pretty hot and kept sex on my mind. Then I got to 6th grade. God damn my teacher was like 6'1" and she'd wear these skirts and it made me realize that I loved legs and ass. She was the total package. I mean she HAD to be packing like a 40 inch wagon cuz even though she was tall it looked like you could balance a wine glass on that shit. Then the new teacher Ms. Ford came in and she was literally built like Buffie the Body. 7th grade this little Italian chick made me realize accents were hot as fuck. And her best friend was some kinda Spanish so between her and J Lo I realized Spanish girls were sent str8 from heaven. High school only had like 2 hot teachers, but they loved showin off the cleavage. And I mean LOVED showing as much as they legally could. Damn I miss them. All of them.

[bom-bom]

i needed a break from my studies...
first of all i gotta say that me and my friends used to hate sex when we were little, i mean i remember us talking about how painful it had to be, and we couldnt imagine us having it until..we were more than 18 years old
oral sex? we refused to it from the beguining it was like:eww i will never do that..
its still funny when we remind each others whatt they used to say about sex..
girls always are way more inoccent than boys

i never talked with any of my parents about it, we had and still having a lot of chats at school about use comdons and AIDS and all types of things..and of course tv influeced a lot, im not talkign about porn, my mind isnt that perverted like most of yours are

I remember a lot (dont know why) watching Baywatch and i think it started perverting me..what im gonna tell u guys embarrases me a lot
It was summer and me and my best friend at the place i was staying that time was a boy , so me he his lil sister and another girl , we used to play at Papas y Mamas, i was mummy, he was the dad, his sister our daughter and yes, the other girl was the dog
so we where members of a place with a lot of pools and swings and that kind of things..and there was a lil house with a slide..that used to be "our house" when we played at that. When the dog and our daguther were "sleeping", mum and dad had their private moments...no more than kisses of course..but at the time i think we were 5-6 years old
the best thing is that i still see the guy in summer and that wwe've enver talked about it..he has made some comments but i always start talking about other things..i dont really wanna remember i was a pervert as a kid

thanks god..that changed, and thats when me and my friends started thinking about how painful sex had to be and how it gave just pleasure to men...gradually our toughs abot it changed..

[Slimm]

I showed bom bom it didnt hurt and girls get pleasure too, didnt i bom?