how do you Turn your Swag on?

[James R.]

So Slimm asked me this the other day and it made me curious. When you hop up out the bed and turn your swag on what do you do? This could be for going on a date, going to hang wit friends, or any given event no matter how important or unimportant it may be. Tons of people have little rituals they do, others just shower and spray some cologne/perfume, some just put on their favorite song and vibe for a little while. What's yo thang?

[SajN]

I take down my pants.

[James R.]

^WHORE!

[Slimm]

I shower first, then go to the computer and put on some swaggerlicious song. While still wet i brush my teeth listening to music, i shave, put on some cologne and and perfect my looks.

thats how i do man.

[Jay-19]

Bump whatever my favorite song is at the moment on highest volume after I shower, and get dressed while listening to it. Check the mirror to make sure I look fly , then I head out to do whatever it is I'm gonna do..

[mcZu]

Mine is always on ''on'', it's a genetic thing ya digg.

[Solace]

Haha ^

I do what Jay-19 does

[Robbie G]

I log onto TR and read one of james R. posts!!!

they full of swag...ya digg?

[Brandon S]

Swag is fucking stupid.

[Solace]

Swag is fucking stupid.

Your only saying that cause you cant get your swagga on

[Dark Blue]

i wake up and jump outta bed like im super man

[<Stiiccy>]

i jerk off

[Drama Setter]

I just jump out and run to the refrigerator

[ThomasAguanis]

I pull my penis out of my pajamas and proceed to smack it violently against the wall or my door, depending on which side of the bed I get out of. I than go into my bathroom, poop on my floor, rip my shirt off and wipe up my own excrement with it, rub it on my face, and shave with a freshly sharpened lawnmower blade attached to a weed whacker. After my sink is filled with blood and flesh, I wash my face with it. I rub cayenne pepper on the cuts to help them stop bleeding, brush my teeth with my Sonicare toothbrush using fluoride free toothpaste, go into my bedroom, get dressed, and continue with my day. All while listening to Pump It Up.

[mcZu]

I pull my penis out of my pajamas and proceed to smack it violently against the wall or my door, depending on which side of the bed I get out of. I than go into my bathroom, poop on my floor, rip my shirt off and wipe up my own excrement with it, rub it on my face, and shave with a freshly sharpened lawnmower blade attached to a weed whacker. After my sink is filled with blood and flesh, I wash my face with it. I rub cayenne pepper on the cuts to help them stop bleeding, brush my teeth with my Sonicare toothbrush using fluoride free toothpaste, go into my bedroom, get dressed, and continue with my day. All while listening to Pump It Up.

Now that's what I call swagg