Dear Shoes,

[James R.]

I love you more than anything. I buy you as often as possible. I'll admit, I'm not always faithful. I almost always wear Nike Air Force 1's, but sometimes I wear Jordan's, and I won't lie... sometimes I peek at the Adidas when I'm in the stores. Hell I've bought a few pairs of Timberlands in my day, but you're all equal to me. Shoes, if there were one thing that I'd have to deem as perfect in this world it'd be tied between you, riches, and an exquisite ass.

No matter how fresh I am I'm never complete unless I have a nice new pair of you on my feet. Fuck the $80 jeans, never mind the $50 shirt, the $70 track jacket doesn't matter, screw the $65 cologne, none of it means anything unless I have perfectly matching shoes on my feet to really set it off. I've had a deep, passionate love for you since I was a small boy begging my mom to buy me the little itty-bitty air Jordan's that she said I didn't need. But she didn't understand, I did need you. I still do. Shoes, I'll never betray you for anyone or anything. I love clothes and jewelry, but what does that do to my swag if I have dirty ass all whites on my feet?

And it's not even just me. I love shoes on other people. If someone has some nice kicks I don't hesitate to ask where they got them. Not to get the same pair, but to be the first to get some exclusive shit from that store and shit on the world with my freshness. I can respect a broad with a mean shoe game whether it be sneakers or heels. Hell if she's rockin flats like she was born to do it I can get wit that shit just as easily. I can't imagine gettin on a girl that wasn't in the same shoe head-space as I am because my girl HAS to compliment my sexy.

I could go on and on forever, but the time to end this love letter draws near. Never leave me shoes because I'll never leave you. If there really is a God then he's the reason for your widely accepted existence. I'll be buying a new pair of you on Friday because it's payday, so I'll see you then.

Love,

James R.

[ThomasAguanis]

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[Logann]

A stack says my kicks game blows yours out

[James R.]

Shit if there was actually money on the line I'd blow dat ass outta the water nukka! Lmao.. Naw right now you probably do. Unfortunately mob bosses (and the US student loan fucks) don't care if you wanna buy shoes. They want that moneyyyy

[Lil Pimp Tell 'Em]

This fat kid stepped on my new Nikes the other day.. I flipped out on dude.. theres now a little scuff mark on the tip of my kicks.

[*MIRANDA*]

beautiful, very touching
me and my kicks read this together and we shed a tear

[yoshi]

ahhh, touching

[James R.]

I'm not gonna lie though, sometimes I get really mad at my shoes.

We all do, Tru. We all do. Especially girls. Sometimes the pair you REALLY want doesn't quite fit. Sometimes you leave them, sometimes you buy them anyways and love to look at them but hate them with a passion because they hurt you. It's rough.

Thanks for the comments everyone. I knew you'd all understand.

@ Pimp- You shoulda beat his ass. That's undeniable cause to murder someone. Real shit.

@ Chet- Word

[Slimm]

I only have like 2 pair, they lacostes though. James.R, i know this comment let you down and im sorry.

[James R.]

Slimm you got enough swag to rock the bare feet, so I aint mad at ya. You do need to step it up though (u c wut i did thur?) cuz a nice pair of shoes is second ONLY (and this is a very close, arguable second) to a perfect ass.

[yoshi]

^ does it mean he's got a perfect ass?

[James R.]

Shit you already know that Yoshi.

[yoshi]

Shit you already know that Yoshi.

oh yeah.. that night on cam pretty much established my definition of a perfect ass.

[James R.]

Yoshi when you postin nudes? Me and Slimmy seen that rack you packin... it's only right to share it.

[yoshi]

you want nudes, you gotta earn them.