Talk to a Stranger Online!

[James R.]

Ok so there's this site called OMEGLE and basically you're put in a chatroom with a random stranger and you can say whatever you want. So yeah chat with some strangers and post the entertaining convos in here.

And yes, this is what happens when you get bored as FUCK at work...

[Dark Blue]

well that was fun lol,

Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: r u a guy or a girl
Stranger: guy
You: im a girl , how old r u?
Stranger: 15 u?
You: 16
Stranger: from?
You: im from canada so where r you from?
Stranger: sweden
You: cool
Stranger: do you have any picts?
You: yeah but im naked in most of them
Stranger: xD
Stranger: thats ok...
You: hehe
You: how can i send them to u
Stranger: msn
Stranger: you can send email
You: ok, and btw i bet your little pecker is getting hard right now is'nt it?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[James R.]

hahahaha^

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: BEER IS GOOD
You: pimp juice!
Stranger: AND STUFF
You: booty sweat!
Stranger: what exactly
Stranger: is pimp
Stranger: juice
You: what i secrete onto a woman's face once I've had my way with her
Stranger: but not a man
You: I don't try to have my way with men unless very large sums of money are involved
You: so there's a 50% chance you're out of luck unless you're fuckin rich
You: and trust me, if you're rich, i'll give you the time of your life twice
You: no homo
You: as long as you say no homo that makes everything ok.
Stranger: thats like putting lipstick on a pig
You: I don't see what your mom has to do with this...
You: PWNED!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ello
Stranger: 春哥万岁
You: the little boxed numbers gets me so horny
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[James R.]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: are you horny
Stranger: ?
You: haha!
You: maybe a little
Stranger: haha
Stranger: any pictures
Stranger: email
Stranger: webcam
Stranger: ????
You: yeah i got msn
You: youreafuckingperv@hotmail.com

IM A MAN FROM GERMANY! YOU JUST GOT PWNED BITCH!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Dark Blue]

lmao i liked those 2 convos ^^

[Dark Blue]

heres one for ya--)

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hee, i'm a 16 year old boy from Holland. I'm looking for a girl and a good camfuck, do you like it?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ?
You: yess i do like it but im only 12, is that ok?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: give your messenger
Stranger: lu-uk007@hotmail.com
Stranger: add me please
Stranger: oke?
You: this is the IPT and we think your a pedophile, your ip is now being tracked and the police will be at your house today
and you will and to apear in court your ip is 66.249.65.242
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[James R.]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dude I wanna get somebody with that shit









Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: bate colega õ/
a foto cafona FAIL
You: word up. fail all day. fail all night
You: what you know bout that gump?!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[SajN]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Eyo
You: this place is awesome
Stranger: really?
You: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



That convo was boring lmao

[SajN]

Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: are you miley cyrus?
You: How did you know
Stranger: because you left this a while ago
Stranger: 8================================================================================D


Your conversational partner has disconnected.




Lmao, I dont even know why I am on that page. Maybe I am bored

[Slimm]

Lmao i always do that when im bored. I use to have this piece of text with an FBI warning that i used to scare pedos off.

[MC Anonymous]

You: Hello
Stranger: hi
You: ASL?
Stranger: wanna cyber
You: I wanna spread your asscheeks apart then stick my hand up your asshole to tickle your nostrils.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: Horny? a/s/l?
You: Hello dickface.
You: Will you suck my cock?
You: I dipped it inside vaginal fluid for you.
Your conversational partner has disconnected

[Robbie G]

Stranger: Hey
You: hey
Stranger: Where are u from
You: yo mommas house
Stranger: Noo
Stranger: Another fat american
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey man
You: you there?
Stranger: I am a man
You: good good
You: so am I
Stranger: you from where
You: Trshady
You: great place, you ever been?
Stranger: and it where?
You: Internet
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Wic Kid]

dude, this omegle shits hilarious! check out this conversation( by the way, I aint David):

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: sup
You: bagpipes from baghdad
Stranger: how much
Stranger: wait
Stranger: david
Stranger: is that you>#??
You: yeah its me
You: whos that
Stranger: its ur /b/rother
You: i only have a sister
You: ?!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Tash8]

wow at this douche!



Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: i wish i was high
Stranger: you are from /b/ it is rite?
You: what's /b/?
You: is like that bitch?
Stranger: YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IS /b/? FUCK YOU MAN-

[MC Anonymous]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: ASL
Stranger: 19 f USA
Stranger: u?
You: M 19 USA
You: You want to have some fun?
Stranger: yes
You: I want to take off your pants
You: Would you let me?
Stranger: no
Stranger: peddo
You: Fine
You: Do it to me then.
You: -waits-
You: *taps on bed*
You: FUCK BITCH YOUR BREATH STINKS
You: SHITTTT IS THAT YOUR LEGS?
Stranger: where in usa do yuo live
You: Holyfuck it's like a sewage plant
You: You better wash that pussy
You: Before you wanna talk to me.
You: Probably got worms crawling out of that
You: I smack hoes like you
You: YOU UNDERSTAND?
You: HOMO
You: HOMO HOMO HOMO
You: Sounds like an african tribe eh?
Stranger: shour we kan have "it"
You: ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT
You: You fucking ignorant bitch
Stranger: where in usa do you live

You: You're lucky I won't kick your face in
Stranger: ...
Stranger: ditt jkla peddo
You: Shut the fuck up.
Stranger: fuck some one dead
Stranger: spmeone*
You: You HOMOlogous chromosome
Stranger: someone*
You: Fucking failure
You: Can't correct your own miscorrection.
You: BITCH I'M GONNA STRAP YOU TO MY DICK AND MAKE YOU RIDE IT
You: GOT YOU COUGHIN' UP SPERM LIKE YOU WAS ON MY DIET
You: SO TRY IT, OR GET HIT BY IT.
You: You homo.
Stranger: I bet you are a 10-years old little boy/girl who just joking, for having fun.
You: I bet you are a fucking piece of shit who has a stinky pussy
You: Get the fuck out of here homo
You: Before I tickle your clit with my lips
Stranger: your fucking bullshit
You: No my dick is not inserted into a bull's anus.
You: Nice try though.
You: Homo.
Stranger: you are the gay here!
You: Only gays use exclamation points as emphasis
Stranger: and i care? NO!
You: Yes you do.
Stranger: You are so fucking supid
You: Otherwise the capitalization of the word no would be unneeded. You use it to portray emotion subconsciously, thus caring.
Stranger: Girls isn´t objecs
You: Homo.
You: You are one.
You: I use you as my masturbation mushroom.
You: Eat you up then ejaculate inside you
You: Then throw you outside because you're all washed up
You: Homo
You: Bitch do my dishes
You: Get the fuck out of this chatroom and suck my nutsack virtually.
You: BITCH.