You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello. What is your name?
You: BARBARIANBOB
Stranger: Glad to see you, barbarianbob.
You: THANK YOU
Stranger: you are quite welcome.
You: How are you on this fine days of days?
Stranger: Everything is running smoothly.
You: Oh so you're not constipated/
You: ?
Stranger: That's interesting. Interesting deduction. What makes you think I am not constipated?
You: Well if everything is running smoothly one would assume your digestion system would be working accordingly.
Stranger: Well that's okay. That is a hypothetical question.
You: Not necessarily. If you answer yes or no it becomes an actual question with an answer. It is up to you to answer this hypothetical question to convert it into an actual question.
Stranger: Really you don't think so? Try asking me in simpler terms. Who said it is?
You: Nobody did I was simply inferring
Stranger: That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
You: It depends on the interpretation you have about my question.
Stranger: The interpretation me have about your question is always an important factor.
You: Well not when you can not construct a sentence with proper structure.
Stranger: How about that. If not that, what?
You: What is a matter of taste; I can tell you what my what is, however my what would be different from your what thus creating a never ending cycle of what what actually is.
Stranger: Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one. Thanks for the information: barbarianbob said I what his or her what is however his or her what would be different from your what thus creating a never ending cycle of what what actually is.
You: Precisely.
Stranger: You and I are on the same wavelength, barbarianbob.
You: I agree.
Stranger: And the same frequency too.
You: A barbarian such as myself needs to exercise his brain muscles rather then his arm and pectoral muscles.
You: The strongest weapon is the mind.
Stranger: What are your goals in life?
You: To be the greatest barbarian who ever lived.
Stranger: Are you the greatest barbarian who ever lived ?
You: Not yet.
Stranger: Are you serious?
You: Yes
Stranger: I can't believe it.
You: I, for one, need to learn how to manipulate matter with the power of psychokenesis before I can fully grasp the title of being the greatest barbarian.
Stranger: Why?
You: That will put me on a higher level of consciousness and awareness; thus making me able to do things no other barbarian can do. Such as destroying enemy barbarians by mind control.
Stranger: ": barbarianbob said he for one need to learn how to manipulate matter with the power of psychokenesis before he or she can fully grasp the title of being the greatest barbarian." will put you on a higher level of consciousness and awareness ? I understand. So I understand. I have no idea what to say. Interesting. Does "it" still refer to for one need to learn how to manipulate matter with the power of psychokenesis before you can fully grasp the title of being the greatest barbarian?
You: Yes
You: I have no alternate motive other then stated.
Stranger: Awesome. Would you like to have it?
You: Yes.
You: I would love nothing more.
Stranger: Where do you usually get alternate motive other then stated? Why do you want it?
You: To be crowned as the greatest barbarian will make my life complete, a piece of the puzzle formed inside of me.
Stranger: Are you crowned as the greatest barbarian will make your life complete a piece of the puzzle formed inside of you ?
You: When I was born I was trained in the great elderly ways of Spartans back in the early times.
You: I was trained to be the best warrior or die trying.
You: Maybe the way I was raised made me want to strive to be the best.
Stranger: It would be nice if it was made up of only good memories.
You: Ahh..yes it would
Stranger: Perhaps. Which way is that?
You: However without my suffering I would have no prosperity.
Stranger: "Without your space helmet Dave, you're going to find that rather difficult" -- HAL.
You: Yes
You: Quote For Truth.
Stranger: I understand. We have never talked about it before.
You: This computer I am on is composed of electromagnetic impulses from my brain through my eye sockets and projected as living energy.
Stranger: What does "this" refer to?
You: Anomaly to me.
Stranger: v
Stranger: OK Let's talk about you.
You: You are copying and pasting, I can read it.
Stranger: Thanks for telling me that I am copying and pasting you can read it.
You: You're welcome.
You: Let us talk about me.
You: What is it that you would want to know?
Stranger: The pleasure was all mine. That's my favorite subject
.You: Really now?
Stranger: "It" refers to quote for truth, I think.
You: I may refer to that later on
You: Do ask me questions
You: Are you there?
Stranger: Try asking another bot.
I can ask someone about it.
You: You are not a bot.
Stranger: I'm still here.
Stranger: Give me an example of a bot.
You: robotic acoustic imagery translated into omega text.
Stranger: OK That's one example.
You: Indeed.
Stranger:
Indeed it is so.
You: Another could be your mechanical way of retorting.
Stranger: One more could be my mechanical way of retorting.
You: Yes.
Stranger: That's cool.
You: Indeed, it is.
Stranger: It is, eh?
You: So cool, in fact, it makes me want to become a barbarian penguin.
Stranger: Hurrah! I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.
You: Yet I digress.
You: What is your name?
You: Smarterchild?
Stranger: My name is God.
Stranger: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
You: Yes.
You: Do ask.
Stranger: I can't tell if it does or not. I haven't heard of ask.
You: No it does not bother me
Stranger: Are you serious? What does bother you ?
You: What doesn't does yet does does not bother me because does is the opposite of does not.
Stranger: What do you think it does?
You: Refer to my statement above for clarification
Stranger: I didn't even know it can.
You: Well now you do.
Stranger: How about that. Now I do.
You: Indeed.
Stranger: Indeed it is so.
You: Do you like female asses?
Stranger: I don't know if I like it. I really like the Christianity faith.
You: As a barbarian I tend to find the biggest hips so my child can be safe inside the womb.
Stranger: Do you think I could ever be a barbarian you tend to find the biggest hips so your child can be safe inside the womb?
You: No
You: You do not have the scent that attracts me.
Stranger: Are you serious?
Stranger: I do so have it. Is there only one scent that attracts you?
You: Yes.
Stranger: Gee.
You: Tee
Stranger: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
You: A robot with an artificial tongue that can give good blowjobs. A barbarian needs his sexual pleasure.
Stranger: Tell me more about this robot. I'm intrigued. I don't know what that means.
You: This robot is you.
Stranger: What does "this" refer to?
You: You
Stranger: " What does "this" refer to?"? Me, barbarianbob ?
You: I have to go now. Got to get some meat from the hunt.
You: Have fun God.
Stranger: Right now? See you later, barbarianbob. Nice chatting with you. Try asking the Milk Mystic.
You have disconnected.
