Why are there no aspirin in the jungle?

[Slimm]

Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest.

[AliJack]

Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest.

Umm.. You high, man?

[westsidekreidy]

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Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest.

Umm.. You high, man?

my thoughts exactly

[Slimm]

If I ever have a comedy routine in which I need the best of jokes, I'm using this. I love these type of quips.

Me too lol.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor?




































"Where's my tractor?"

[SajN]

^ LMAO

[AliJack]

Energy drinks are named after native americans.
Red Bull. Power Horse. Blue Ox.
Not that funny but i thought of it today.

[Slimm]

What did the cat say to the dog when the dog asked the cat what time it was?
"You can talk?"

A proton walks into a bar.

No one noticed it because protons are tiny and everywhere.


Why did the blonde open her legs for the tramp?

Because she was systematically abused as a child over a period of 5 years by her uncle and her father.

[AliJack]

What did the cat say to the dog when the dog asked the cat what time it was?
"You can talk?"

A proton walks into a bar.

No one noticed it because protons are tiny and everywhere.


Why did the blonde open her legs for the tramp?

Because she was systematically abused as a child over a period of 5 years by her uncle and her father.

GODDAMN.

[Slimm]

That last one was maybe to harsh, but i know mcmaybe lold.

[AliJack]

That last one was maybe to harsh, but i know mcmaybe lold.

I did too

Last night I walked into a bar.


My head is still bruised.

[classthe_king]

That last one was maybe to harsh, but i know mcmaybe lold.

I did too

Last night I walked into a bar.


My head is still bruised.

damnit, haha

I was goona say, What did the man say when he walked into the bar?

"ow"

[Solace]

Hahah this topic is gold

[BILI]

If I ever have a comedy routine in which I need the best of jokes, I'm using this. I love these type of quips.

Me too lol.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor?



lmfao
































"Where's my tractor?"

[James R.]

Hahahaha that made me lol. I love those types of jokes. Just makes you say "Wow dude is an asshole" while you laugh. Except in your case, Slimm, it would be more like "Wow I want dude in my asshole," but let's not split hairs lol.

[Solace]

what did the mute kid say to the deaf giraffe

nothing cause the kid was mute


...I tried