last night, i was walking in the dark down the cold road, minding my own business trying to walk home. Suddenly I heard "flying testicle" being yelled by a girl. well, maybe not "flying" but I definitely heard "testicle".
I think i also heard a guy's voice whispering something. I stopped walking and walked across the street, cause it sounded like it was coming from that direction, and i heard pebbles being thrown into the small dead trees and bushes. i wasn't surprised by anything, but then i heard "vagina" and more pebbles being dropped. i didn't care and walked away, because i'm stupid and regret it.
tonight i was running up a hill because it was a faster way up then going around it and up a road. I heard "don't worry I'm going to help you babe!" and when I got up to the top of the hill, i looked down and heard "I want to touch your body!"
this time i stayed longer. I wasn't surprised, i wasn't really turned on because i hate myself, and after like 30 seconds of the voices disappeared, i walked away. 10 seconds later, "fucking idiot!"
except it sounded like two chicks that time.
but as soon as i got home i regretted walking away, and i should have tried to find out who it was.
